LA Noire for the Nintendo Switch

>m.ign.com/articles/2017/09/07/la-noire-announced-for-nintendo-switch-ps4-xbox-one-vr-edition-revealed
Why isn't anyone talking about this?

Because everyone already played it 6 years ago.

We had a 400+ reply thread up

I don't think LA Noire is the kind of game I want to play on the go.

Yeah but the game was a piece of shit in terms of performance. It was the FFXV of the last gen and now we're getting a better version of it.

The principle of Ace Attorney is similiar to L.A. Noire, I guess, and Ace Attorney did fine on handheld

Plays fine on PC.

>crime story walking simulator for wahoo bing bing

rock star is dumping this just so when people ask "where is rdr 2 for switch" they will just point to this thing performance

why don't you check the catalogue, or be here an hour ago

Nice one user, the PC version is literally the worst port released by a 3A company in the last decade.
It won't even start on my old 970

If LA Noire was more like Ace Attorney I'd like it way more but it's not.

I'm glad you can at least skip the open world parts.

i would care i f they ported san andreas on the switch
havent playd that game since 2006.
i played la noire like a month ago on pc

Runs fine on my 970 :^)

>San andreas
You can play it on your smartphone right now

Because the game is shit
The only good thing to come out of it were the spoiler threads
Phelps dies at the end

If they wanted money they'd either port the last-gen version of GTA5 or RDR.

>playing games with a touch screen
sounds like fun

>Because the game is shit
This. All R* games that aren't GTA are rubbish

You can use a PS3 controller and a plastic phone holder for like 30 bucks.

>was always shit at LA Noire
>had to ask friend to read their faces for me as I couldn't
>just now remembering that's a major sign of autism
Thanks OP.

VR is going to make the fact the faces are just animated videos extremely obvious.

Looking forward to it I missed it the first time I just hope it's not full price

Fix the ending/last level? Or is it still disappointing garbage?

Its a start, if this game sells decently we can expect GTA 5 and Red Dead Redemption on it. Not too sure about GTA 6 or RDR 2 unless you have to download the rest of the game on to your micro SD. 29 GB as the cartridge limit for these games could make them impractical to release.

Most characters look like they need to go shit.

Thats what i was thinking. Game was multiple choice guessing for me.

You must be lying since the game runs flawlessly on PC you stupid console cuck or should I say Nintenbro

>capped 30 fps
>flawlessly
Retarded user

>locked 30 fps
>dx11 features are bugged up the ass on many modern graphics cards, forcing you to use the inferior and ugly dx9 settings
>lightning issues and buggy textures
>characters fall of the map almost all the time
>crashes every 10 minutes
Really it's almost as bad as Dark Souls

>no Read Dead for PC
>announces LA Noire for Switch of all things

PCfats must be exploding right now

I actually really loved LA Noire
I'm hyped as hell

30fps lock, patchbreaks animations

>All Rockstar ever does now is make GTAO DLC & port their old games to everything from Nintendo consoles to phones to microwaves

Darksouls was a good port you dumb cuck

>I don't think LA Noire is the kind of game I want to play on the go.
Dont say that before you try it user, I was an early adopter of onlive and playing the game on an ipad was fun as fuck

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this, I only tried on the free weekend that onlive gave, but it played really well, and I only used touch controls, I have no idea how much better the game was playing it with a bt controller

>we'll never get Chinatown Wars 2

>thinks the pc version of DS and LA Noire are good
>calls others cucks

I never got to play it and I love laying in bed playing games, seems like a good purchase

Try without dsfix
Ds original port is abysmal.

>Why isn't anyone talking about this?
nobody cares about playing a game that was released years ago and should have been released on other platforms before now? maybe thats why?

>nobody cares that the switch is finally getting some games
Seems about right

I never had much interest in this game but I'll probably get it on Switch just to support third party games coming to the system. It's lame, but if this game doesn't sell well enough they'll risk pulling support, even though actual new games would likely compete pretty well in sales.

Yeah this game is old as fuck. Buy it in on steam for $0.99

>this game is old so go waste 30€ on a shitty older port of it because fuck you

yeah right, this game runs better on consoles than it does on pc