Excuse me, sir...

Excuse me, sir. I need to search your house to see if you have downloaded The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim: Special Edition for the Personal Computer as it now has a free weekend and is on sale for a limited time only.

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My laptop can't run it officer. Now that I look at you, you seem rather familiar.

I-i bought it Todd-san. I am too poor to afford the HD Leeks, but thats ok r-right?

I'm sorry sir, please...I can't afford it. Don't hurt me. I loved Skyrim when it came out... I don't want any trouble.

Nigga FUCK you and FUCK that shitty game "Skyrim." Like what the fuck is a sky rim anyway HAHAHA.

OY VEY

Yes, officer. I am absolutely grateful that you have provided a free weekend for us fellow Sup Forumsros. Now that I know how amazing this interactive experience is, I am going to purchase it and pre-order the skyrim man recolor from the Creation Club. Thank you sir and I hope you have a wonderful day, you tall handsome man you.

I torrented it

I pirated The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Legenday Edition.Does that count officer?

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM. PAY BETHESDA THE FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE. YOUR STOLEN TORRENT IS NOW FORFEIT. NOW BUY THE FUCKING GAME

>free weekend
>for a singleplayer game

Its already free, haha

What are you implying buster

ay yo nigga buy my fuckin game and mods and shiet

i will shota u motherfucka cracka ass bitch

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Do you guys really want to see Todd's family go homeless? Please pre-order a donation to the Skyrim foundation and you can help feed his family for 2 days. Thank you

Fake news, this is what Todd's son looks like

Master user, I was cleaning the Game Room and noticed a game was missing from your collection.
Could it be that you lost it somewhere?

You're messing with with things you cannot comprehend, user.
Buy my game. This is a final warning

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He had but a simple request, people.
One final wish.
And you blew it.

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*teleports behind you*
Nuthin personell....todd

Fuck off, this board ain't big enough for the two of us.

BUY MY GAME AND REPLY TO THIS POST OR YOU WILL REMAIN A VIRGIN FOREVER

I haven't downloaded it, but I have it sitting in my library since you gave it out for free when it first came out.

How does it feel to be poor?

Hey guys, can I join too?

does anyone actually respect randy pitchford including himself and his family?

Reminder. These shills do it for free and call it "trolling"

The conspiracy runs deep, I tell you

>Valve execs bow to Todganoffs
>In contact with Iwata
>Possess console-like abilities
>Control E3 with an iron but fair fist
>Own publishers & developers globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient Atari blood line
>Will bankroll the first 4D videogames (Todgangrad will be be the first virtual game)
>Own 99% of game engine research facilities on Earth
>They own Todgabot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Todgabots inside you right now
>The Todganoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Kojima and Gabe, forwarding the word of Games to the Humn World. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Matpat (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Vatican leader's first trip to Bethesda in history literally a few days later to the Todganoff bunker.
>They learned fluent programming in under a week
>scientists pointed a telescopic array at the source of the 'Tod Bang' that created our universe
>this is what they heard: youtube.com/watch?v=yvGXCisAaR4
>Nation states entrust their game reserves with the twins. There's no games in Ft. Sony, only Ft. Todganoff
>the big red phone in Square Enix HQ is a direct line to the Todganoff manor
>the last person who missed a call was Tetsuya Nomura. He resigned and fled the country in fear.

This is getting out of hand.
I love Toddposting so much, holy shit.

Alright sir, let me get you a $20 for your tip while you're here.

I truly ascends any other meme, imo
The only thing that gets close is Teddposting and the Cruz Saga

Let's sit down and talk about this, son. Why do you hate me?

Free weekend? I dont understand Officer, I had a free copy since November 2011

GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND

I'm not listening to a crooked cop thats in court right now as a defendant.

How's do you like that Dion DiMucci dick Todd?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......

This plan has been unfolding since the Beginning.
Do you truly think you stand a chance, fool?

Buy my game. I'm done with warnings.

Ever heard of a warrant fuckhead?

>Buy my game. I'm done with warnings.
I am not buying, what the next stage? what are you going to do about it?

I'll pry the cash from your cold, dead hands and personally buy the game for you with it

We're rather far away from the cities here, out here in the booneys
I recommend you just do as I told, before anyone gets hurt

*Pirated Skyrim*

Sure thing buddy. First you'll have to cross the ocean, get through border security, get through the security of my gates community and lastly get past my dog. Is it really worth the $20?

Yes

Your soul is mine, user

Kek

I'll be waiting for you then, if you manage to come here I'll buy Skyrim

*knock knock*

Jokes on you Special edition is now free for the weekend

...Yes, sir, I just stated that very fact.
Now, if you don't mind...

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>shota my ass

>i will shota u motherfucka cracka ass bitch