Friendly reminder people inflate how they feel about games they bought so you should only trust the reviews if pirates

Friendly reminder people inflate how they feel about games they bought so you should only trust the reviews if pirates.

the only thing i want to inflate is my cock inside her shithole.

I want Morrigan to platonically suck my cock. She doesn't want me, she doesn't desire me. She's just hungry and like all vampiric semen demons needs regular feeding. Extracting my seed is just her getting her essential vitamins and nutrients.

I didn't give you permission to post my wife.

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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

Friendly reminder succubi inflate how they feel about people they've fucked so you should only trust the reviews of virgins.

ass too skinny to be honest desu

no

pirates are fickle idiots with the attention span of a gnat

this is a morrigan thread now, devoted to the queen

Even if we got another darkstalkers, it would suck. Mainly because it would be 3d, but mostly for all the bullshit they'd put in the game to 'make it easier for new players'

I was fapping in a morrigan thread yesterday and it got deleted before I finished.

Eww.

always missing threads at work. why cant it be like the old days when i was neet and happy

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You too, huh? Can't even take part in this cuz I gotta leave to drive home in a few minutes.

C'est la vie.

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>wacthing turks and caicos islands get fucked by hurricane irma
>posting morrigan on the one day off
mighty fun time

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Though I honestly wish she'd stop getting into crossover games, mainly so that they'd say 'hey, maybe we should make another darkstalkers'.

I'm sure they'd fuck up.

>so many artists that don't give Morrigan green eyes

Disgraceful

I preordered Star Fox Command and I'd never recommend you that piece of crap.

most draw her with green eyes, but to play devil's advocate, the times i don't see her with green eyes are when people use her other pallets/alternate costumes

Are you going to fap at work again?

i got permabanned for that.

Or, of course when she isn't colored at all.

What was it?

This. If anything their biases sway to the opposite end since the games are so disposable to them that they don't bother to put effort into them and abandon them once a single thing puts them off.

i just posted the same pasta, and got permabanned. Funny thing, it was my last day with that static IP, since i had to move.
To the faggot that did that, get fucked, your ban did nothing.

the brap sniffing meme

I can't tell when brap posters are being ironic or not.

honestly thought all of it was ironic shitposting

You know perfectly well that even if they stopped overusing Morrigan in crossover games it wouldn't suddenly mean they would want to make another darkstalkers game. They would instead just overuse the other characters like Felicia, Hsien-Ko or even Jedah.

i know, it's just a pipe dream man. much like wanting a new darkstalkers to have sprites, im asking for something that may never happen

last bump for the queen, it was fun

>tfw you will never kill Boco in his sleep

Oh yay, its still he--

Oh...nevermind...

post pictures then fool damn

Okay.

Morrigan is so pretty.

i think this is true

>listening to pirates/poorfags
Nah

Surely you know how often images of her pop up on Pixiv, even follow an artist on twitter that's done some of her recently.

ayy

Somewhat unrelated, but if you live in southern florida and havent evacuated yet, may the queen see you in the afterlife; all models are showing that now miami might literally get wiped off the map, the eye is predicted to travel right over the city.

I know. I'm just kidding around.

I more or less was just bringing up the fact that she's still popular. Wish my waifu was still.

Feels funny in my pants

Who is it?

You are the lord of fags.

Damn, what's that all about? Wasn't there already a fuckhuge tornado plowing through the united states earlier this week?

Dont think I'd go this far though.

Back to back hurricanes, yeah. Rough year.

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that was hurricane harvey, it fucked up texas last week. THICC Irma's coming now, and she's already eliminated a couple of island cities on her way to Miami.

Hi

The only opinion I trust are my friends, my brother and myself.

Wait, don't tell me...Love Hina, wasn't it?

Yup

Ha. Thank you AMV Hell.

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Not a series that shows up often in those, but there are a few scattered out.

Post time-skip (adult Shinobu) is pretty cute too, but as I said, not a series people keep doing artwork for.

oh man that brings me back, that's some old-ass waifu

Shame. Hope you have luck finding more art.

Skill ceiling and skill floor are two different things. Do you want it to stay the same so it still has challenge, or so you can keep your secret club secret

Modern capcom is awful and all of their current games are shit. DmC, RE7, SFV, MCVI.

Was my 'waifu' before that term became a thing. Canonically she'd be 2 years younger than me.

Eh, I keep my eyes out. If I really wanted more I'd commission some, but then I know so many talented artist I wouldn't know who to ask.

How big is Morrigan's dick and balls?

I find video game communities that are at least a bit knowledgable about whatever respective game genre applies to a title the most worthwile to read through. Video game journalists and youtube game content creators can also weigh in with useful information and opionons from time to time. You gotta have to look at all of them to some degree, imo.

That's very unfortunate. I'm glad that I don't have to experience the crazy fuckery that is north american weather. You guys never seem to get a break.

Aesthetics aside SFV has improved quite a bit since launch. Capcom still might drop the ball on that game at any moment though.

>you will never marry Morrigan and walk into the kitchen one morning to see your succubus wife making coffee

Still has challenge, of course. Performing even some of the median skill techniques takes a fair amount of practice (Comboing into tenraiha or darkness illusion for example), for them to nerf things like tech hit, ground chases and just defense in general would make darkstalkers something not darkstalkers

true, can't really have them make a new game, even though they're the only company who can

>Canonically she'd be 2 years younger than me
Ah, I remember when I was the same age as my waifu.

And now I'm 15 years older than her

But pirates also deflate how they feel about games.

thats mainly the southeast coast, where i am in ohio we don't have to worry about anything but shitty weather from time to time

>youtube game content creators
I straight up admit to watching several LPers just to see how well new or more obscure games are to save myself the trouble of buying garbage. Even then I don't fall into the multiplayer trap (unless the wife wants to play it also) because a majority of those games are only fun with multiple people.

I thank LPers greatly for wasting their money on games. I almost fell for shit like Firewatch.

You ever get snow?

some, but never feet of the stuff, at worst we'd have like 6 inches on the ground during winter

Bah, same here.

Some crap about being on the coast, so the big snow storms almost get blown out to sea.

where do you live, west coast? because i know northern east coast gets their shit slapped annually

Can we have one game where Morrigan isn't oversexualized?

Maryland.

Dunno what it is, but every time it always goes out to sea, over us, or under us.

I want a blizzard, dammit!

You want a succubus to not be sexualized?

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>a literal succubus
>not be oversexualized
ill give you a minute to see how dumb that sounds

lmao no you don't. i've been in one, while in duluth Michigan, that shit was the most intense, then the most boring thing i've ever had to endure. couldn't even leave the house for a solid day because you could barely open the door thanks to all the snow and snow drifts outside. damn near went crazy stuck in that house

Hey, sounds like heaven to me. Nowhere to go, just curled up on a couch in a big fluffy blanket, watching it fall outside. But then, I'm a hermit.

I love how kissable her lips are in this one.

Power outage might make you think twice about that.

I always keep my 3DS fully charged for just such an emergency.

I do too but something about the power being out irks me to no end.

Its kind of annoying at night, unless you're already in bed.

even if you -know- for instance that your phone is charged with an external, any and all peripherals are charged, you're still nervous about what to do when they all inevitably turn off
luckily the longest ive been without power was 10 hours after a massive wind storm
rip one of my favorite busty artists.
iirc he had a heart attack of some kind,
his last tweet was about not feeling well before going to the hospital

True. Quicklooks are a pretty good inbetween kind of thing between LPs and written reviews, should the person making the video have played through a good chunk of a game already.

that's the absolute worst

All time are bad for me with it.
Four days for me after a hurricane years ago. Thankfully I still have all my old handhelds with batteries at the ready so vidya isn't a problem but the heat was.

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all those posts are 100% earnest I'm afraid

>you will never cuck Boco and make him commit suicide

Love you too, man.

>ywn suck Boco's big cock

hideous manface and figure aside the outfit itself doesn't look all that bad

Can't suck what ain't there.

Bullshit. I bought Elite Dangerous. I've been shitting on that game ever since. I try to keep people away from buying that game.