Is it really true that they are not brothers nor related to each other in any way?

Is it really true that they are not brothers nor related to each other in any way?

it's implied they arent related

>Wario and Waluigi are not brothers
>Mario is no longer a plumber
>Koopalings are not Bowser's children
What's next?

They're just partners.

Technically if you go far back enough all life originates from the first organism
All humans originate from the first humans
Technically they are but you might have to go back thousands of years for a concrete link

Has Waluigi ever had a role in anything but the party/kart/sport kinda games?

The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Peach has a dick.

>Tfw literally no gf

Brotherhood is more than blood

its been either confirmed or disconfirmed.

*neither

fuck me

Who needs that, when you get cash?

Okay maybe i can get on board with Miyamoto, just this once

He has Mona.

Peach is actually a queen, she just prefers "Princess" because it's alliterative with her name

meant to reply here

>tfw no new wario ware

>or new wario land
NINTENDO!

Wario and Waluigi were never brothers, their relationship was always ambiguous. Waluigi is a gag character that only appears in spin-offs anyway.

And Mario was never explicitly stated to no longer be a plumber. It was a line in his Japanese character description for Odyssey that read, among all the other shit he's done since getting to the mushroom kingdom, 'some say he used to do some plumbing' or something like that. It was a joke that everyone took literally so they could use it as clickbait.

The Koopaling thing was a definite retcon, though. What's a more impressive stab in the back is that the couple at the end of Yoshi's Island weren't actually the Mario Bros' real parents.

>What's a more impressive stab in the back is that the couple at the end of Yoshi's Island weren't actually the Mario Bros' real parents.
I thought those were Mario's adoptive parents.

The entire plot of Yoshi's New Island is that those two were never expecting a baby and the Stork got the wrong house.

I forgot about that.

>Nintendo is starting to dabble in Mobile games with Mario Run, and Pokemon Go
>Haven't made a Warioware Mobile
Why the fuck not? It's the perfect platform for it. A bunch of different ways to control the games, bite sized gameplay is perfect for on the go, it's great.

>or world

>Peach is actually a queen
>Peach has a dick
It checks out.

holy fuck

>Koopalings are not Bowser's children
Everyone knows this is still true.
Nintendo's pointless revisionism wont change this.