>Actually got the bend
I thought this was a meme or something but its actually real. What the fuck, if it cant last me two months without bending theres no way it will live through even the natural lifespan of the system without breaking. Pic isnt mine but my switch is identical.
I regret getting one of these.
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Do you also regret being a faggot?
Surface more slowly next time.
">Pic isnt mine but my switch is identical."
Why not take a picture of yours? Are you too retarded to take a picture?
he's on Sup Forums, hope that's rhetorical
>Doesn't post a photo of his actual Switch
Take a picture, scrub the exif data, post on Sup Forums
Where's the problem?
>pic isnt mine but my switch is identical
I thought summer was over?
>Bumping the thread
because hes lying. theres fucking nothing wrong with it. nintendo makes the best hardwr, the best games. fuck third party support. and fuck op. hes a fucking liar
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Not OP, I've tried photographing it before and it's actually pretty difficult. For starters, it's a subtle bend that's hard to see. You only notice it by putting it on a flat table top and realizing that the tablet isn't completely flush with the tablet. Second, that difference is hard to photograph because you need to get the camera at just the right angle, and the camera view and lens are often at different angles
All of those games are already out
>no way it will live through even the natural lifespan of the system without breaking
Don't worry, friend. There's an updated redesign that will be hitting store shelves just before that could feasibly happen!
Sup Forums scrubs when you upload
>merely pretending
NONE OF THEM ARE ON SWITCH THO
underrated shitpost about diving.
Exif data has been autoscrubbed for years now
Picture w/ timestamp or it didn't happen.
>Pic isnt mine but my switch is identical
sure buddy, sure
The Switch has third party support, though.
Also, someone should really edit that pic to show that Nintendo's been releasing a major game for the Switch almost every month since it's launch. Show the pony thinking that Switch has nogaemz while the actual Switch owner plays Splatoon 2, then Mario and Rabbids, then Pokken, then Mario Odyssey, then Fire Emblem Warriors and finally Xenoblade 2
>The Switch has third party support
the switch has a new mario game in two months, and a bunch of wii-u ports for now. its shit at the moment.
>Ubisoft
>Bethesda
>EA
>Rockstar
>Bandai-Namco
>countless Indies
>highest rated 1st Party game of this gen
Nothing but Wii U ports and Mario, you say?
>not one game listed
>highest rated 1st Party game of this gen
are you referring to zelda botw? if so thats a wii-u port, and being on wii-u means theres a superior pc version on cemu emulator as well.
theres literally no reason to own a switch unless its the only system someones parents let them buy.
why does this matter again? does a millimeter bend affect the console's performance or functionality any?
>>Bethesda
Only one game and it's a fucking five year old port.
>>EA
Only fucking Fifa.
>>Rockstar
Six year old port of one of their worst games.
>>countless Indies
Into the trash they go. You can count the ones worth playing on one hand.
>>highest rated 1st Party game of this gen
A Wii U port, which is literally what the guy you're replying to was criticizing the Switch for.
I'll give you Bamco and Ubisoft (and Square Enix), but their Switch support is still only a tiny, tiny subset of games available on other platforms.
Ubisoft's Switch game just launched at the end of last month, faggot. But fine, here's the games:
>Skyrim Switch Edition
>FIFA 2018 and NBA2K
>Mario + Rabbids
>L.A. Noire
>Hyrule Warriors, Dragonball Xenoverse 2
>inb4 you dismiss them all for autistic reasons
Your original statement was "Switch has no third party support, just Wii U ports and Mario."
>if it cant last me two months without bending
I know it was already obvious you were full of shit, but the Switches that were bent were shipped like that, they didn't warp from the heat. You fucked up retard.
only exclusive outta the games mention is rabbids mario which is a rabbids game first of all so its shit ad a meme, second of all its a shit game without the rabbid shit in it.
hyrule warriors is the same as every other mosou game and might as well be a port as its just a reskinned game.
the rest are on xb1/ps4/pc
fuck skyrim was on 360/ps3. old ass game, same as l.a gaywhore
>being so assblasted about BotW's review score you have to call a dual release a "port"
Man, ponies must have been mad about all of those Xbox "ports" they got from third parties during the 360/PS3 days
I'd be more inclined to believe you if you took a picture of yours. Otherwise this just looks like falseflagging.
Also if the system got that hot, the board would fry way before it could ever bend. And inside a dock that keeps it tightly in there as possible with almost zero wiggle room. Fuck outta here.
Source: I have a fucking Switch.
2/10 got me to reply.
I got Switch. Done with Zelda and Sanic. Do I get Mario+Rabbids? Or something else?
Read the last two lines of
Ports arent third party support. wii-u has tons of ports at laucnch window and looked how that turned out.
maybe your a retard and i need to specifically say EXCLUSIVES/THIRD PARTY EXCLUSIVES
Nintendo lost.
>Do I get Mario+Rabbids?
if your 9 years old and or autistic.
wait for mario odysys or xenoblade 2
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>moving the no games
Literally doesn't effect operation at all.
This is a sony sabotage attempt don't get worked up over this bros
>NEW SYSTEM SELLS MORE THAN A SYSTEM PEOPLE HAVE BOUGHT OVER THE LAST 2 YEARS ALREADY
It's a good game you edgy retard.
>
why are people so fucking stupid? why do people have such bad taste? fucking gross.
>its a nintendos exclusive! it has to be good!
Have you played it?
yeah my son has it. its shit.
its literally redddit. its a mario and le minions mash up
Your wife's son?
for you
2016 called, it wants its joke back.
>Have played and liked all of the games on the ps4 side
>Also own a switch and enjoy the games for it
Why do people bother with these kinds of shitposts.
It isn't heat that warps it, it's being shoddily made. Which it fucking is, you nintenigger.
>>Also own a switch and enjoy the games for it
such as?
what are the games that only switch has that are currently out?
exactly. wii-u ports. xb1/ps4 ports and mario and le rabbids ft alien from reddit may cry
Most of those games are coming out on the other consoles as well. What's the incentive to get a worse version?
I want to like the thing but come on there's nothing out for it at the moment and the launch builds were absolutely fucked. Not impressed with the default controller and its tiny shoulder buttons either and annoying multiplayer capabilities.
>Splatoon 2
>Mario Odyssey
>Xenoblade Chronicles 2
>inb4 "Durr hurr Splatoon 2 is a port" meme
Whatever helps you sleep at night, user
did you have a stroke writing this?
zelda's a really good game
splatoon 2 is more like an enhanced port more than a sequel but it's still a good game, even with the comical japanese superiority complex
ebin rabbids meme stopped being a valid excuse when people saw the gameplay was actually good
it certainly has more games than the ps4 did on launch, which is why I waited so long to get one
Those are just third parties supporting the Switch, the first party exclusives are the reason peoole are buying the console. And the sales prove it.
>zelda's a really good game
BUT ITS ON WII-U RETARD, IM ASKING WHATS EXCLUSIVE ON SWITCH
splatoon and rabbids then if you're going to get that autistic about it
P5 isn't a ps4 game then too, if you want to go that way.
>>Xenoblade Chronicles 2
NOT OUT YET
>>Splatoon 2
NOT A PORT BUT IT MAY AS WELL BE
>>Mario Odyssey
WOW A EXCLUSIVE! its supposedly good, but who cares? 1 good exclusive? what else is on switch?
How many exclusives are on the PS4 and Xbox One? Not "timed" exclusives, not "console" exclusives, but actual exclusives? And how many of those are first party games?
>Sonybros will NEVER EVER GET VROOM IN THE NIGHT SKY
Eat shit, cucks
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What, like the Wii U?
Dude QTEs LOL
The Wii U didn't sell 5 million units in 4 months, user
more than the switch will ever have
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Topkek. No need to be salty user, the holidays are just around the corner. I look forward to Sup Forums's collective meltdown when the holiday sales numbers are released.
Got ya covered senpai
en.wikipedia.org
It sold around 4 million in about 3 months with a similar sales strategy and third party support and look hww that turned out.
>holiday sales numbers are released.
>he cares about sales numbers when he doesnt even have stock in a company
thats literal autisim. id guess since no games you gotta do something though.
>more exclusives now than wii-u ever, more than switch will ever have
>being so upset you need to admit to bragging about sales numbers and not actual quality games
Wow, after looking through that list of exclusives, I actually feel sorry for the ponies. No wonder they rage at Nintendo so much, it must be hard comparing their shit exclusives to the critically-acclaimed and commercially successful franchises Nintendo owns.
>389715687
>calls sony games shit exclusives
>has none of his own but mario and the meme minions
>Wii U launched in the holidays
>PS4 launched in the holidays
>Xbox One launched in the holidays
>Switch launched in fucking March
Are you just pretending to be retarded?
LA Noire is a great game, get some taste
Good shit
Took me a moment
It's a good fucking game retard. I didn't bother with all the Xenoblade games, Bayonetta 2, Wonderful 101, or all the shitty low budget spin-offs of Nintendo games, so don't use that excuse.
you know the Switch has sold half the Wii U lifetime sales in 6 months right? And it launched in March
the console is a success
Oh I'm sorry, who could forget such amazing PS4 exclusives like BugsBox and Spookwatch?
Don't argue with rabid Sonygroes, their hatred blinds them
>Nintendo babby looking for technicality to dismiss OPs argument
Sorry but there are genuine critiques to be made and stop connecting your self worth to a brand its really sad man.
Do you happen to use the Zelda carrying case that people say bends the Switch?
>He says this on Sup Forums, where countless Sonygro shitposters have their heads so far up Sony's ass that they're still in denial about the Switch's success because "Sony always wins"
6 or 7 million Switches sold now I think. They might actually reach that 15 million goal within the first year. I can't wait for Sup Forums's meltdown.
> Splatoon 2, then Mario and Rabbids, then Pokken, then Mario Odyssey, then Fire Emblem Warriors and finally Xenoblade 2
the biggest list of 'meh' games I've ever seen
>Sonygros shitposted about sales every month until they got BTFO by the Switch
>after the holidays they'll be crying "Sales don't matter!"
Pottery
mate the thing with the PS4 is that it sells everywhere and has done since release, the Switch isn't selling in Europe nor do I think is it selling that well in many other places.
I don't like or support either company both Sony and Nintendo are utter wank but if you want more for your money you buy the PS4, if you want to play kids games you buy the Switch.
I don't own nor do I want to own a PS4 or a Switch, they're both shite.
it's a lot better than what Sony and Microsoft were offering back in 2013
If you can list a better set of six exclusive games that all released on one console for six consecutive months, be my guest
>the Switch isn't selling in Europe
it's selling very well in France and Germany (the European countries that matter)
If they could actually make that many maybe.
>he says this while praising Sony movies like TLOU and HZD
mate nothing of Nintendos sells in Europe this is a fact.
I haven't praised any sony movies nor will I. I'm I don't like either company.
>sonybro britbong who doesn't understand facts
cringed, enjoy your next bombing
I'm not a sony bro.
I am a britbong though.
Hopefully a plane takes you clean out.
