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she has some wide fuckin' eyes

My cousin and I masturbated together for the first time over this girl.

>together
I did not expect this level of degeneracy outside Sup Forums.

>I did not expect this level of degeneracy outside Sup Forums.


welcome to the real world. Where everything triggers you.

this is the face of neo/v/

Did anyone at Nintendo REALLY expect anyone who played the game to get attached to or even like the villagers?

>You know what people really want when they start up a Zelda game? A long and boring sequence where you hang out with a bunch of ugly kids who are irrelevant to the overall plot

I hate that she has botox lips, for the longest time I thought her lips were actually normal, until the HD version hit, then I checked the original versions and saw that, yep, her lips are protruding outward there too, now I can't unsee it and she just looks like a fucking duck to me

For some weird reason Nintendo thinks people should give a shit about any NPC in any Zelda game.

Ilia thread?

You two better have been focusing on her feet otherwise you're faggots.

You seem to be forgetting that Zelda games have amazing waifus, BotW alone introduced an insane amount of them

This is the face of nu/v/

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Waifus get in the way of having an adventure.

I liked Beth, if you know what I mean.

If you don't, I mean in a sexual way.

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>no freckles

They're there, just really tiny.

some psychology book I read forever ago said it's super fucking common, but I wouldn't know because I never had friends or cousins or brothers

Those are blush marks

youtube.com/watch?v=LepGlDFhcKM

Blushing from what?

not him but I once did this with mine as well. I was directly behind the monitor and he was behind me. none of us are insecure about our sexuality so we just jerk it and minding our own businesses

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>Started emulating few days ago
>specifically satisfied with ordon village

okey dokey trolley

I got attached to the villagers and felt a sense of urgency in rescuing the kids and Link's waifu Ilia

deez nuts

*deku nuts

deku stick

My friends and I used to jack off together when we were 12 and we were normal. It was just a new and exciting thing for us, nothing gay about it. We jacked off in an empty theater too for fun.