LISA THRED FOOL

Fucking Lisa thread because I said so.

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There was a time when I was obsessed with this game. I'd just level up characters at the wrestling place all day. I swear this song would play in my head constantly whenever I was walking around out in the real world.

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POST YOUR FAVORITE PARTY MEMBER.

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Oh hello there! My name is Nern. I'm considered the greatest historian of our time... I've gathered a wealth of knowledge about Olathe and what happened here. Many tales... Would you like to hear?

Booooring

Hmm... I wish you were more enthusiastic... Oh well, I'll tell you anyway. Let's see.... Oh right! It all started with what I like to call, THE FLASH. I was sitting with my wife, god rest her soul, sipping on sweet lemon tea. I believe it was homemade by my sweet wife, God rest her soul. Or wait... Maybe she bought it from the store in a bottle. You know, like a plastic bottle? Well hold on now, that would be ridiculous to buy a bottle of sweet lemon tea, then transfer the contents into a glass. Why not just drink it from the bottle? I guess maybe so she could put ice in the glass? But then again, making tea homemade would be just as time consuming, if not more! That sneaky bitch... Anyway, I'll save that story for later! So, I'm sitting on my porch drinking sweet lemon tea. From a glass of course, ho ho! When suddenly... A great strangeness fills my body... Something was wrong... I've lived many years, and I've never felt something like this before. Do you know what it was? Yup! It was my rocking chair! That wooden son of a gun stopped rocking! So I looked down and realized a little rock had gotten caught beneath my chair! A rock under my rocking chair! What a day! I decided it was time for bed, I had had a little bit too much excitement for one day! Hoho! I slid into my jammies, brushed my teeth, and said my prayers. As I was climbing into bed I noticed my wife, God rest her soul, brushing her hair in the bathroom. As I peered across the hall my body swelled up with emotion...

"Why can't I be married to an attractive woman?"
"Is it me?"
"My bank account?"
I'm a tall guy, I workout forty minutes a week... Is that not enough? Now my neighbor at the time, Tom Forknight, was very short. His wife, Karen Forknight-Plateburger... Yeah, one of THOSE women. Well, she was more attractive than my wife. I'd say she was a soft six, whereas my wife was a hard four. What's the deal? I thought women liked tall men? Why was Karen with him? Anyway my horse of a wife, God rest her soul, crawled into bed next to me. She decided to leave the bedside light on so she could read her book. It was one of her romance novels again... Give me a break... As if I don't already feel inadequate enough... Not only do I have to compete with Tom, now I have to deal with these fictional hunks! Ay yai yai! At this point I had already suppressed the urges of intimacy, I rolled over and tried to sleep. Her bedside light was only of minor annoyance. I was able to drift off... Then I woke up to a big flash of light. That's about it. I can tell by the way you're walking away that you don't want to leave... If you really want to hear another story I'll tell you. Once upon a hot summer night. Sometime in July... Was it July? My local grocery store sells really good eggs in July. I don't know why. Do chickens operate better in heat? Fireworks maybe? I don't know. I don't want to get off topic. Point is, the eggs that Summer were marvelous! Anyway, my wife and I, God rest her soul, went to a BBQ that night. It was held at Dale Spooner's house.

Well, his backyard... Conny Spooner doesn't want people in her home, I think she's just an uptight bitch. So at this BBQ I see none other than... That's right, Tom Forknight... Now earlier in the day wife, God rest her soul, had made potato salad for the BBQ. Personally I hate potato salad, I'm a mashed kind of fellow. Hoho! So I sat in the TV room avoiding her till the BBQ. Once we were at the party, I made sure to distance myself from my dumb potato bitch wife. God rest her soul, I just didn't want anyone to think I would associate with someone that would bring a potato salad! Anyway, Tom and his above mediocre wife were already there. And get this, they brought a fruit salad! With whipped cream! The nerve of those Forknights! Needless to say I gave my wife, God rest her soul, a couple choice words About whipped cream! Versus potato salad! God dammit! Son of a bitch! A real tongue lashing! Geez, you're kind of smothering me. I'll talk to you later.

>Dumb Potato Bitch Wife

Buzzo did nothing wrong

god rest her soul

This game seriously does emotional story telling better than 90% of other games released. That segment were you're forced to grab a bat and beat your friend nearly to death to find out where Buddy was was stupidly well executed. It's initially shocking that the friend runs from Brad, then Brad starts hitting him which is an even bigger shock. Then the game makes you walk back, pick up a bat, and continue to hit space bar to smash his face in to further progress the dialog along even if you personally deeply disagree with Brad's actions.

The fact that you physically hit a button to make Brad smash him in the face makes you feel more responsible than simple watching it in a cutscene. It's the same thing MGS3 did at its ending, and it's stupidly well executed here. LISA really doesn't get the respect it deserves.

*sends u to hell*

>tfw no happy ending where Brad and Bud live on a hidden island away from all the psychos and pervents

Only if you didn't want to smash him in the first place.
Brad did nothing wrong.

What your favorite joke?

Wrong person friend.

Brad's a great character though, he clearly has good intentions and deeply believes he's doing the right thing, but he clearly hurts Buddy and Rando despite never intentionally being malicious towards them.

Nice animatic.

yeah awesome id love for the entire game to be ruined too

>not wanting an ending were Brad meets with Rando and they raise Buddy in a healthy way while protecting her.

Bump for the sake of Brad's lustrous head

Who has the stones to not hug Brad?

Garbage game.

No, that's The Pointless.

It's all of them.

*Great game.
Fixed

Nah, trash.
>posts a show for children
Lol, autist.

I want to fuck lisa

Nope.

This is one of those games that I've played like 5 times.

>I am underage: the post
wew lad

Damn, so many to chose from
>"My intestines are in disarray!"
>"You Dandy FUCK!!"
>"Yesterday I tried to grab some fog, but I missed"
>"Yeah, but he didn't touch me, he just told stories and cried a bunch"
and all the wrestling references

Amazing game. Love it.

Mamma Mia!

Autism.

it ss hort

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Nern, or the pillar.

Human toilet.

Shit, got this in a better resolution?

Only good thing from Joyful:
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No. You don't understand. I've been dead for 35 years. Today is the day I live.

>Not including this song
C'mon, man.
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Joy mutants unnerve me more than my weanus peanus.
So naturally we should post more

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Never played it or know anything about it, where should I start? Isn't there multiple versions or some shit?

Joyful did some cool things, but its soundtrack was genuinley fantastic. I also like how you can take your mask off there and have the whole band attack you, only for them to be really easy to kill and drop a lot of supplies.

LISA: The Painful is the best place to begin.
You can play LISA: The First as context but there is some questionable and frustrating game design in it.
Just start with the Painful.

>Isn't there multiple versions or some shit?
No, only separate games. Start with The Painful.

>tfw Lisa fangames are actually good
I had way more fun with Pointless and Hopeful than I expected.

Hopeful is criminally underrated, super /comfy/.

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I want to believe that Dingaling had watch The Thing at some point of his life.

Ye, also had some good tracks.
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>tfw Part 2 and 3 of Pointless might never happen

Don't lose hope
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Everything about Terry makes me sad, goddamn.

What's your opinion on Lisa: the movie?

God this movie was such a waste of potential and time.

A thorough playthrough could honestly take you 15 hours.

Joy mutants are creepy as shit, especially in Painful where there's only one character who even seems to acknowledge them.

Peter is the worst

>only one guy seems to acknowledge them
The playground guy?

The combination of body horror and the fact that they're not inherently hostile kind of adds to it. They clearly retain some form of their former mentality, but they still lash out and have retard strength.

i'm still mad

yeah. it just seems like they've become this unsettling fact of life in the wasteland by that point

That's the point where I just looked up a playthough on youtube.

I think the presence of joy mutants was actually a new thing for Olathe, triggered by the all the bloodshed caused by the hunt for Buddy. They're mainly acknowledged by other characters in joyful, where they're usually referred to as beasts and monsters.

Hey Beter

fuck you

That's not nice, young man!

i don't plan on playing lisa, but i do want to know how exactly did the mutants come about?
what makes them what they are?
why are they so strong?

I really liked Jonny Walrus, if only DIngaling made him a god canonically

Joy aka drugs aka secret military experiment.

Mutants are created when people consume a drug called joy. It was originally supposed to be a military drug to create super soldiers, but in the apocalypse, people just use it to get high.

so it's not some magical emotion magic i originally thought, makes sense

>tfw no Jonathan gf