Videogames are gard

Videogames are gard

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>gard
Delete yourself and try again.

Holy fuck Dean you can't even type properly

lol

>gard

Jokes on you I was just pretending to be retarded!

Haha trickled!

Who's dean?

>trickled!
he did it again!
or was that second part a social experiment?

Assumimg direct control.

>gard

What baffles me the most about this is I've seen the fuck play shooters before, and while he's not great hes not anywhere near as terrible as you'd expect him to be based on his cuphead gameplay.

I know a ton of games have never touched genres of games other than shooters and adventure games, but how the fuck is it possible to be this bad while still, based on evidence of other gameplay from other games, still have a functioning human brain?

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You know the rules, motherfucker.

>had to read lotr 7 times to get a reference to it

30 years in the gaming industry
Rules are bent to my will faggot

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FREE DAMAGE CONTROL
THEY DO IT FOR FREE

>Two dudes using ad hominem arguments to justify why their job isn't shit

Why are there so few people telling them to fuck off?

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Spelllords are ruining gaming journalism. Just because I am a journalist doesn't mean I have to be perfect at spelling every word. Stop perpetuating spellism you elitist gibbongators.

Indeed.

Stream now faget

I don't get it. Is this supposed to be satire or something? This is just obnoxious as fuck.

Goddamn these dudes are massive faggots. They're completely misrepresenting the argument laid out. It's not about the guy not being amazing at Cup Head, it's about him completely not understanding very basic mechanics that every viewer understood within seconds.

It's like if someone was going to preview a brand new awesome sports car and the guy driving it couldn't drive stick, so the bulk of the video was them stalling out after moving a few feet. Shit's just not acceptable for a game preview.

Because most shooters are for brainless retards that enjoy repeating actions over any kind of problem solving or skill. I think the only shooter really worth its salt is the timesplitters series. RIP.

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Reminder that the mean comments against Dean is literally just Gamergate's new hate campaign.

I dunno man. I remember a few years ago my nephew came to visit, he was 11 at the time. He was perfectly fine at Call of Duty and Halo, not up to my skill level obviously, but for being a kid I was pretty impressed with where he was at. He also liked playing Mario Galaxy and was decent as that. Since he liked Mario I figured I'd see if he wanted to try Yoshi's Island and he gave it a go. He could barely walk straight for more than a second at a time, he couldn't aim eggs for shit, and he got a game over in the first chain chomp stage because he couldn't piece together that the shadows were telling him where not to be. So I guess 2D platformers must really use different skills to 3D games.

But then again, my nephew was still nowhere near as retarded as Dean.

>the DARK SOULS of platformers!!!

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>numale cucks
>strawmen
>ad homs
>virtue signaling

Is this the state of 2017 jewtube?

We are never getting a Kung Pow stream again thanks to webm. I miss them so.

Honestly, I feel like the most plausible explanation, is that somebody else from that company was supposed to demo this game and then they cancelled last minute. Dean, unfortunately, had taken a tab or two of acid either as a bet with friends or as an attempt to make yet another game expo interesting.

The way he can't make that jump honestly looks like he's tripped balls. He keeps dashing into it and jumping again and again despite knowing he can't make it from the lower level. He was probably giggling like a motherfucker.