WTF I love Zelda now

WTF I love Zelda now

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that face is Philips CD-i tier

>cosplay porn
>after 2 minutes they get naked
>it's now just a girl with a wig

every fucking time, maybe not this time, but at least the fucking nip shit, all you get is a pixelated penis and a wig

that's why amateur cosplay is the best. fuck, DP parodies are shit anyway, look at her, it's like they thought "who doesn't look like zelda at all? lets cast her"

Is this a genuine porn parody?

>BotW parody
>OoT Zelda

This, I only care if they take the piss.

>mfw the porn parody of The Avengers had a better cast than the actual movie

Never mind, found it. Downloading now. Will report back if fappable.

If they don't play a knockoff version of this when he's either putting his cock in or taking it out, it's a blown opportunity.

youtube.com/watch?v=-rRQDs3kMhI

Had a better script too
Why wouldn't it be?

She is fucking hideous kill it with fire

explain to me how you can still enjoy 3d after being introduced to the world of 2d

>no Paya with the birthmark on her ass
>no muscular Gerudo femdom

Dropped.

Does this porn parody have the nintendo official seal of approval?

>tfw family guy porn parody is legitimately funny

looks sorta silly
report also if there are good laffs m8

What is with parody porn and porn with plot stuff using the most hideously fake bargain bin bimbos? That bitch is hideous.

>not Breast of the Wild
Missed.

Well it at least does one thing better than the source material.

sequel bait, also needs a full bodypaint mipha scene.

bara or trap goron scene?

>meme lover
Porn Parody Kino, nothing can top it, nothing at all.

>unlock the tightest temple yet
i doubt that temple is very tight

>yfw copyrighted

This, except that's clearly Twilight Princess.

You know your projected fantasies don't exist in real life porn, right? Males IRL aren't all extremely feminine or extremely masculine in the way the artists (especially japs) are only capable of drawing them.

So where is Nintendo trying to DMCA this one?
Or they could just buy it. Apparently, this wouldn't be the first time that Nintendo simply bought a porn parody outright just to prevent it from being distributed.

>le christian board meme
kys satan

Does she get BLACKED?

The problem you have is that you think she was casted at all.

DP operates with contracts, same way that Playboy does, so what you're seeing is less casting and more "Oh, Bibi Jones/Devon Cross/Katsuni/etc. is still on contract for 3 more films, tell her to do this one"

Oh so that's where the birth mark is

>dream of a Zelda porn parody for years
>it finally happens
>Zelda is ugly

fug

Is there a link to this?

The porn industry gets away with it cause everyone and their dog wishes it didn't exists, so they just refuse to legitimize it by NOT giving it the attention a copyright dispute in a court of law. It's how Brazzers got away with doing Memewatch porn parodies too. also would not be surprised if they secretly want the porn too, most of the people working in those studios are dorks who would gladly fap to it too

>find trailer
>Link talks and has a Scottish accent

>that face
>americans

hylians are nihonjin

autistic weeb

>no full gloves
>stockings instead of pantyhose
Way to miss out on all the sexiest things about Zelda

Shit eater

>he's never casted a porn before

by ganon duhhhh

it's just like the game

Implying a human even can be remotely close to the beauty of any elf.

I fucking hate these cheap as porn knockoffs. Cunts trying to make money off the popular shit at the month and they do a shitty job at looking like the shit they try to impersonate. I seen better cosplayers from undeveloped nations that eat plants and drink poison water for dinner!

im so glad i stopped watching 3d shit years ago

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No, it's a glib facsimile of a porn parody

>that shitty cumshot

Of all the people to play Zelda, they cast her? Bad move.

>BoTW parody
>TP zelda
BoTW zelda confirmed unattractive.