Would you stand naked on a pedestal for several nights if a bird sang a song about it?

Would you stand naked on a pedestal for several nights if a bird sang a song about it?

Ye

His accordion is catchy

Yes, I would, because he's your fucking boi.

>he's your fucking boi

>the biggest male rito around is a bard and not a warrior

God fuck I love the bigger of the pair being subby/shy

>Is a bard.
No wonder he's so charismatic.

Remember ya pervs. Kass has a loving wife and 5 adorable daughters.

Shu- Shut up

Why is this bird so popular anyways?
Doesn't really look that good.

He's a bro, a bard and plays a stupidly difficult instrument.
He's also pretty friendly, the next DLC he'll sing the Champion's Ballad.

It's not always about looks. He has a nice personality and hearing that faint music in the distance while exploring the world is nice.

>lewd furry shota art

>you can't have a wife and kids and still be gay

>no brogulls today

>not cucking his wife

What's with the nipples

is this a fucking shrine quest?

Artist's fetish I guess

Yes, Kass literally tells you to take off your clothes and stand butt naked next to him

I dunno I think nipples look weird on men.

Good
Brogulls is garbage

What is lewd about that pic?
It's quite vanilla.

No he doesn't.
I mean the fact that he's a bird.
>I dunno I think nipples look weird on men.
Uhh user...have you looked in the mirror lately?

>Kass amiibo never

It gets lonely out on the fields of Hyrule, user.

>I can't think nipples look weird everyone has them

So I can be the bull to a big, needy bird as well?

Genuinely deserves one more than the champions

>no pic of kass fighting bokoblins with his ass and dick

my brother thought kass was a girl and he stills thinks that even after i showed him porn of kass

>no pic of kass getting raped and mind broken by bokoblins and moblins until he becomes addicted to corrupted monster cum

Why not just have both in a 3 way where Kass is a bottom bitch?

>kassfags are brogull fans
Two shit tastes in one

>ashigara
Excellent tasre my man.

They could make one in the future if they make a sequel.

Barafags with shit taste as usual

picture is literally perfect