What power does she get?
Kirby absorbs you
Nihilism
the power to destroy relationships with loved ones despite him trying his hardest to be a good person.
Cancer
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Depression
a rampant addiction for fat fetishism
depression
>she
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Social anxiety
A seven and a half inch penis and too autistic to use it.
Type one diabetes
The power to get shit done when I put my mind to it.
This is balanced out by having a huge procrastination problem
>she
Failing at everything it does
>she
now has crippling alcoholism and a nice warehouse job that leaves >her
in pain and sick every day with barely enough money to pay rent and buy the bottle of vodka needed every day to keep the shakes off
>she
The ability to convince employers that you're proficient in inventory software.
impotence
DIGITS
He learns Japanese and can use it to translate lewd shit.
Aspergers and an addiction to Bestgore.com
Raging Alcoholism and the burden of student debt.
>she
becomes a flight instructor irritated by the severe inability of foreign students to learn basic fundamentals of flight.