Alright Mr.Anonymous, pitch your game idea

>Alright Mr.Anonymous, pitch your game idea

I want to slap the shit out of each one of them

I propose a game where you can rape then murder as many women as you want. You get points everytime you make her scream and the more points you get, you unlock more brutal murder methods

Uhh, where are the black people?

TES game but without bugs and good.

Lego PUBG

We pitch the intern out the window

>think Sup Forums is the worst board on Sup Forums because of all the shitty off topic threads
>check out /biz/ to see what they're saying about equifax hack
>the first 2 pages are literally nothing but crypto coin threads

Wow, I guess I stand corrected

Turok: Jurassic Park

/biz/ was created because the vast amount of crypto threads were shitting up Sup Forums. Sup Forums is the news board, it had several Equifax threads but it's also a retard containment board.

You play as not-Yunica and you fly around exploring what is essentially Laputa. There's not much combat, it's about exploration and atmosphere. There's lots of secrets and a whole history of a civilization to uncover. Your goal is to find some mcguffin or other, doesn't matter. You can reach the macguffin pretty quickly, but it's very unlikely to happen if you don't know what you're doing.

Historical figures fighting game

A game based on pic related.

Not a single attractive woman there, and the guys look pretty fucking ugly too

why can't people be as beautiful as myself?

Idk, dude 2nd from left seems like a dudebro

3 words:
Gyaru Dating Simulator

I'll stop pirating games when you fix the damn industry!

So Destiny?

Skyrim except the gameplay ISN'T FUCKING SHIT

/biz/ was always made as a crypto containment from the start. It had interesting threads in the beginning with a few millionaires showing here and there but right now it's just cripto

Nonmeme answer:

A fast-paced fps with a focus on procedurally generated but consistently fun levels and gameplay (think like nuclear throne), but with an "acid trip" style, like randomized colors (in some predeteremined way that doesn't look gross), lots of usually-still objects like walls and floors actually moving with some sort of random path at various speeds, almost no still fixed objects in the entire environment. No real storyline or anything, just arcade-style repetitive arena fun.

Seriously, is this a possible thing to create, or sound really fun to anyone else? I could even imagine a gimmick where the main menu and pause screens have random colors and patterns on them, and menus being randomly sized and stuff. As much animation as possible, give me seizures.

now that would be fun

Got this idea watching that little fps section of MeMeMe by the way, so picture that as an example.

Africa.

Combine a battle royale game like Playerunknown with Psychological horror

>players are dropped onto an island and it's getting darker
>as it gets darker, the play area shrinks
>you have to manage sanity as well as your health
>at times you see fake silhouettes of people running in the distance, from tree to tree
>if you get too insane, you might confuse some healing items for sanity items, or for poisonous items that make you go more insane
>sometimes your character hears and sees people firing at them and moving towards them, but they aren't real
>panic attacks can spread to allies quickly and other people in an area so a bunch of people may suddenly get hit
>being shot at/near causes screen effects
>shooting causes screen effects and for your hands to shake reducing accuracy for a short period
>occasionally you might run into a monster in your own mind that you have to run away from which can cause you to have a heart attack
>different environmental effects modify your sanity (birds chirping, bugs, continuous silence, being alone for too long)

ok, its called 'HELP!!! I Just Found Out My Older Sister is a Succubus!: just my life: Purest-Love Plaza'

its a action rpg-vn with loads and loads of character customization, for both the mc and the sister.

then you find out your aunt is a witch and she helps you get your older sister under control. for a price.

League but as a fighting game

I would play this

>but consistently fun levels and gameplay
What's fun about it? You can't just pitch a game and say "okay so it's a really fun and cool game". You're just pitching a gimmick, not a game.

All the hot males look like they want my men sausage. And I don't mind.

>another thread where game designers try to steal ideas from Sup Forums

Fix your own industry, fag

Event Horizon

anime inspire mech game where things get increasingly insane and ridiculous. For Honor style single combat focus

I meant Shattered Horizon

Sengoku Rance with motion controls and force feedback.

Life Sim roguelike so basically Elona. But with more focus on living and social life
>big open static world but with constantly changing dungeons and towns
>get job or start adventuring
>make friends and shit
>get married buy/build house have kids
>eventually die then take control of kids avenge fathers death and cycle repeats

I know your tricks Ubisoft you idea thieving cunts

Fantasy X-Com.
Take Master of Magic, make the hero parties smaller, more personal and customizable where you equip and train every unit as you see fit, and the tactical combat more detailed and involved.
Instead of covering the map with cities following the same development template of granary->marketplace->whatever, have only a few that act as bases of operation for raiding/adventuring, with only essential buildings like clinics to heal your units, combat training schools, blacksmiths to create equipment, wizards tower to research new spells for you and train your battlemages, etc.
Dynamic plot that progresses whether you act on it or not, i.e. an evil necromancer is amassing an undead army and if you fuck around too long, you're gonna end up with 3/4 of the map conquered by armies too strong for you to tackle.
Also RPG elements, independent cities with their own interests and quests, dungeons to explore and loot tacticoolly, stuff like that.

Daytona USA with super cars

single player PUBG you loot and sometimes kill ai niggas

kinda like Stalker but with Pubg's map

It's a dungeon crawling RPG. You customize a character, recruit party members, and go into an enormous labyrinth with various different themed areas to explore and fight monsters. All of the monsters are anthropomorphic and not too bestial - cute girl mindflayers, horny kobolds, voracious slime girls, minotaurs, cow girls, so on.

If you lose a battle, one of your party members will sacrifice themselves so you can get to safety. They'll engage in eroticism with the monster or monsters, and be transformed into one of them that you'll be able to encounter on your next adventure.

Beat the game and you unlock monster mode, where you pick a monster and try to become the dominant species by capturing and turning adventurers and using them to fight other monsters.

The game will be made by a team of dedicated Japanese perverts and released for $20 on DLsite.

Combat? Challenge? Difficulty? Content?

I'm afraid this just won't work in the current climate. Thank you for your time.

Kickstarter Tycoon

Caesarion

Updated remake of Caesar + Pharaoh/Cleopatra with reworked Walker systems that make better sense, a more intricate production chain system, and a secondary gameplay style based around Stronghold for the Dangerous missions. Setting is throughout the entire world of ancient Rome.

Nice, we making a kickstarter?

Brilliant Mr.user

Of course, I'm sure people would love the idea of crowdfunding a crowdfunding simulator because it's so ironic!

a game based off Kowloon
it'd be a 3rd person action game and rooms would be randomly generated with different enemies and traps
Guns are sparse but melee weapons are common, and you're mostly using kungfu
you can design your own room and it will be used online
i'd say it would sorta be a mix of let it die and binding of issac

i know that noone cares, but i hate wageslaves like in the OP. i work a normie job and there are so many people my age (25) that only care about moving up in their dead end career... luckily, most of the girls around me hate working and just dick around all day.. it's the fucking guys that i can't stand. holy shit the company doesn't care about you, just loosen up sometimes.. it's ironic that my bosses like me more than them too despite me doing fucking nothing

sorry Sup Forums, i just hate my corporate life right now.. i want to move overseas and become a teacher in korea or something and leave all of this shit behind

>No political agendas will be allowed in the game at all.
>You dont get items for free, you have to work for them
>How you control your character and the depth of mechanics to the game are the main focal point. >It's not tanky, the movement is crisp, responsive and sharp.
>there's no stamina, and no fall damage, and enemies are actually smart instead of relying on bad design to challenge the player
>we wont charge people a million dollars for post content shit, it'll all come in fairly priced large content expansions or FREE updates
>linear world except where it benefits the world to be open
>ALL hand drawn sprites and backgrounds so the world is actual rich and entertaining
>tons of secrets everywhere
>character roster is only cute waifus and white hero guys with one big buff dude to round it out who is slightly tanned
>story doesn't censor itself for people's feelings
>main hero is silent
>The main heroine doesn't dress like a slut but is actually quite conservative and cares about her image and regularly can be seen shaming whores as a gag type interaction.

>"so what do you do in the game?"

PUBG by Telltale.

A team-based first person shooter. When you die, instead of respawning, you become a ghost, and can reposition yourself somewhere else in the map. Other players can see your ghost, but you can fly through walls - until you re-materialize. This makes positioning and awareness important all the time.
You know how in some laser tag arenas, you don't have to go back to base to recharge, your suit just recharges after a period of time? Something like that.
>can take people's body parts and repurpose them as your own
>can build shelters with bricks
>realtime brick destruction physics
I want it.
surprised this doesn't exist yet, does game dev simulator have a crowdfund mechanic?

same

>No political agendas will be allowed in the game at all.

>You dont get items for free, you have to work for them
>character roster is only cute waifus and white hero guys with one big buff dude to round it out who is slightly tanned
>The main heroine doesn't dress like a slut but is actually quite conservative and cares about her image and regularly can be seen shaming whores as a gag type interaction.

uhhh....

this post is hilarious because you say "uhh the mechanics are rly deep" but you don't say what they fucking are
I would bet a million dollars you're one of those people who goes around complaining about story being prioritized over gameplay

It's not politics when it's his politics.