Half life 3

So rumor has it Half life 3 is on this computer. You can play for as long as you can sit. How long do you play /v

You should be locked in that room until you're old enough to post-

where do pictures like this even come from?

Use my usb flashdrive that I keep between my fatass and plug it in and copy the entire game into my flashdrive then stick it up inside my ass again then play it as usual. once I'm done I'll get up and go home and get on my computer and plug it in and make several copies of it then sell it 100 dollars a piece just to piss all you desperate fags off while I make mad cash and make gaben cry.

My guess is that it's an art project or some shit

that looks pretty comfy desu

eastern europe

nice battlestation OP

Russia

>no bugs in sight
>only signs of "dust" are in fact jpg artifacts
>is probably cold so allows one to wear a big ass coat for maximum comfy
I'd play it to completion twice no problem

OP here, side note PC plays it at your imaginations limit.

is that a nitrous tank?

>implying I wouldn't reverse that whole setup and crawl under the desk to get to the chair so that I wouldn't have my back facing the world
I'd probably be good for 4-6 hours after that tho

I'm not sure what's wrong with the room? Apart from being a bit dirty and small what am i missing? I'm not going to see it once i start playing the game

C O M F Y

City 17

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this

that chair is nicer than mine

Hard mode: you have to play on the highest difficulty and a spider comes out of the computer every time you die. Would you still do it Sup Forums?

Breen would never allow this.

Start to finish

What kind of spider?

Random species, every time.

>Die as much as possible
>Catch rare/endangered spider breeds
>???
>Profit

user must die mode: every time you die a bucket of spiders is dropped from the ceiling.

As long as they don't bite me and immediately scamper away on impact that wouldn't be so bad.

>Finish the game without dying once
>End cutscene has scripted death
>TFW scripted deaths still count