How are preparing for the nearing hurricane and apocalypse Sup Forums?

How are preparing for the nearing hurricane and apocalypse Sup Forums?

"Natural" disasters, more like North Korea engineering disasters.

>gringo problems
sucks to be you

Have fun with Katia-chan dumb beaner.

I'm playing Metroid. I live in Washington state so hurricanes aren't a concern.

North Korea however...

Miami was supposed to be the one to get ravaged goddammit.

Now all of Florida will get ravaged.

>Cat 3
Literally nothing.

I live in Michigan, so I don't give a fuck. Why would you buy a house where hurricanes happen?

>he doesn't know.
Gonna be back to Cat5 once it crosses the waters between Cuba and Florida.

FSU guy here. We're gonna get hit, but hopefully it will have weakened quite a bit before it gets here. I fully expect a situation like last year, where my power was out for three days.

It's gonna become a 4 between the waters and once it hits land it will become a 3 again when it reaches Tampa Bay.

Now if it decides to keep going west into the gulf it will become a cat 5 and obliterate the west coast of Florida

My parents are in Daytona Beach, so I'm just glad they won't get it too bad. Dad works at the News Journal, and they let my folks shack up in his office.

>tfw hurricanes and other natural disasters will kill all americans within the next decade

feels fucking good mang

lol I'm in new york

Don't laugh, you guys had to contend with Sandy. Granted that was a weird case, though.

You realize there are some states that never get tornadoes, hurricanes and earthquakes, right?

florida anons please make wills and put other anons in to recieve your steam account

>yfw you don't live in any location frequently prone to natural disasters

I'd give my PC to my dad on the condition that he plays strategy games on it. He played a bunch of Avalon Hill tabletop games as a kid, so I'm sure there's stuff out there to his liking.

it was just a lot of rain. I remember when people were freaking out about Floyd when I was a kid and it was the same bunch of rain.

Pussy

it's literally gaia punishing conservative bigots for voting Trump

Why bother when we're going to die very soon?

>Hurricane Harvey
>Hurricane Irma
>Hurricane Jose
>Hurricane Katia
>Massive Earth Quake near south Mexico causing a Tsunami
>Yellow Stone Activity rising
>Another bigger Solar flare coming our way
>Huge meteor almost killed our asses.
>Sinkhole reports increasing
>Land Slides in Nepal
>Kimmy is about to launch his nukes.

NY is long due for a huge massive earthquake soon so you're not getting the last laugh, Miguel

I have a generator and a ton of water. Non perishable food, flashlights, candles, booze, my devices are charged, and my house is situated on a hill in north central Florida. I was prepared for a pretty relaxing hurricane, but my faggot brother brought his wife and her kids to ride it out here. Her son is a literal aspie and her daughter is fucking needy. These panzies are gonna start crying and screaming and freaking the fuck out when all I wanted to do was read and watch The Road and get hammered. Fuck.

>The Road
I ought to reread the book, considering the current mood.

Jose and Katia aren't gonna do shit though.

You can look forward to earthquakes in flyover states thanks to fracking

>all the coverage shows it was poor blacks who fucked hardest by Harvey
>"HAHA TAKE DRUMPF SUPPORTERS"
Really makes you think

Fracking doesn't go deep enough to do that, does it? You'd have to be near a fault line, anyway, I would think.

Had a tropical depression go over our city once. like literally had the eye go over our house.

I swear these tings are magnetically attracted to places with lots of people fuck up

Tropical Depressions don't have eyes, m8.

Irma is really weird in that it's barreling up the entire length of the state. EVERYONE is being affected in some form or another.

solar flare already happened, didnt it?

no it does go deep enough for that.
It also fucks with the local water.

that's because self respecting white people don't live on the east coast

All Trump supporters are going to be floating like stinky turds.

> tropical depression
>eye
You mean hurricane

>Irma be T H I C C as fuck
>So T H I C C she will take care of you, your boys, and your boys boys
>her angry cousin jose comin to town straight after
>he's a manlet, but the worst kind, an over compensating one that has been strength training in a hyperbolic time chamber

I fear Jose may actually take Barbuda of the ma completely and cause monsoon shit on florida

Nothing
Nothing
Nothing
Nothing
Nothing
>He actually believes Yellow Stone will blow up in our lifetime
Nothing
Already happened and was nothing
Nothing
Nothing
>Implying he has the balls to do it or the rockets that can even reach the U
I'm not because the time it comes to Goergia or anywhere near South Georgia it'll be gone by then

I bought a big can of oats, hopefully it will last me.

Maybe if you are a horse.

i just want to die with the least amount of fear or pain possible

Why the fuck would you buy a house where blizzards happen?

kek

Throw yourself into the sun

blizzards are nothing.

are you inside? congratulation, you beat the blizzard. go clwar the driveway when it lets up. who the fuck dies from a blizzard aside from the homeless?

why would you buy a house where natural disasters happen?

Jacksonville here, how fucked am I?

>messaged florida bro to see if hes gonna be alright
>no response

Literally say goodbye to your ground floor if you have one. Irma is gonna bring a fuckton of water

>Blind yourself and then slowly burn to death
Sounds fun

Close your faggot eyes and move faster.

>slowly
kek

Wish I lived in a hurricane prone area

I'd build a comfy, sturdy, floodproof basement.
Stock up on spare laptop batteries and just play some vidya for a week

Fuck you florida

It's been fucking nerve-wracking checking the projection every 3 hours.

More often than not hurricanes are nothing. I've gone through 4 without any disastrous consequences.

>slowly burn to death
Nigga, how cool do you think the sun is?

>Florida
>basements
lel

>Cat 3
>nerve-wracking
lel

who /pacificnorthwest/ here

That is because you smell so bad even hurricanes avoid your stink.

I'm in brooklyn. glad to see a fellow nigga.
Sandy didn't do shit to Me or my family.

>tfw Minnesota
>nice summers and comfy authentic winters

>comfy winters in Minnesota

Everything north of Chicago has hell for winter.

>wildfire smoke
>raining ash
>fucking six-month long summer and it keeps on going
>yet even further shrinking job market
>rising prices in food
>californians letting companies build retarded nu-condos thirty feet tall in residential suburbs
>squalor and degeneracy

HELP
HELP
LET ME OUT

Pissbaby Flordia.
My state burns every year then drops to -15F every winter for months and people walk around in both with no fucks given.

Blizzards aren't dangerous. Not for your house anyway. On the road, yes. I feel bad for people that are forced to drive on the highway in the snow before the salt trucks come out. Driving in the snow is scary, but I'd rather do that than have everything destroyed by a hurricane.

It seems that way because humans tend to make their homes near bodies of water. Cities are built by oceans, lakes, rivers and so on, for the water-faring transportation and natural resources that generally come with water.

That's why people repair and rebuild after being repeatedly pounded in the butt by dangerous tropical storms, rather than just move away from where the storms happen.

>Basement
>Floodproof

There is literally no such thing.

My parents live in Bradenton.

Cat 3 and 4 ain't shit.

Basements aren't permitted in Florida due to the entire state sitting on an aquifer

I don't see why one couldn't build a hermetically sealed, pressure-resistant basement.

And Limestone.

I mean, I've seen a few houses with basements. It seems to depend on where you are, exactly.

Then it's not up to code.

I can't say I know why, but any and every basement can be flooded. If I had one, I wouldn't put anything valuable there.

>hermetically sealed
Hope you like suffocating.

>build an airtight basement while a storm ravishes above ground

Something about this plan seems stupid

Same :(

>Live in Tampa
>Don't give a shit about the hurricane since it's going up the east coast
>Suddenly it decides to go west and directly hit Tampa

Fuck. I just hope my power isn't out for too long, I'm not prepared at all.

What video game is this?

F. You should prepare.

Puyo Pop Florida

i love mn. i would never leave if it was more republican

I filled up a bunch of jars and tupperware with water and I managed to fill a propane tank with gas. I just wish I could have found a portable charger for my phone at least

would have been nice without the somalians

North Korea can't tell their asses from their elbows. That country is literally ran by a giant fucking baby.

But what about your vidya?

Everyone is scared of their saber rattling when they've been doing it for 60 years now.

dno, im pretty wealthy.
i'd probably go on vacation

>not living in the middle of the us
>farthest from ocean hurricanes
>still have the great lakes for fishing needs
>farthest from any other country
You only have yourself to blame.

fracking isn't profitable anymore thanks to OPEC lowering their prices

>Hurricane Irma: Many Floridians are now in danger because they didn’t know how to read a hurricane map
this iis you. the bitch is If by any dumb chance it asctually reaches cat 5 60% of florida will be flooded

>400 miles wide
>width of florida at its wiidest 361 miles

At last God answers my prayers and cleanses the Earth from protestant American bastards.
I hope you all die.

stay at home or traveling abroad?

We can build submarines that can survive just fine beneath thousands of meters of ocean water, why the fuck do you think it would be impossible to build a basement that could keep out a few meters of rain?

>suffocating
There would obviously be an air supply in the basement too, stupid.

Hi tropical depression!