Fuck Nintendo

Pay more for inferior hardware that lacks power, third party support and enough memory then pay more for downgraded games on a inferior format then pay more for a normal controller and a ethernet adaptor then pay for online while you're at it.

$400 for this piece of shit just to play 1 wahoo game because you were duped by Nintendos reddit shilling '' bing bing hehe so fun getting my wallet gouged by Nintendo''

$400 really breaking the bank for you, zilch?

No one has a gun to your head to buy it. You won't have to spread out your food stamps for the month to get it if you don't want it. Chill.

I agree.

k

Your thread got deleted so you made another.
Stay mad fag, I'm gunna go have fun with Mario+Rabbids while I watch Dak ruin fucking Eli's life

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I'm not mad you let Nintendo dupe you into buying a piece of shit bra. The Switch is a ugly console as well

LMAO mod auto saged my thread. Good to know those Nintendo profits are going to good use keeping beta janitors on the payroll

>dont have any reasonable arguments
>"i-its ugly!"

Judging by this thread being created, you are anally annihilated man.

The mods are selective Nintendobros who need to be shot

>Pay more for inferior hardware the lacks power
You're playing for form factor and portability. That's like saying "I can't believe I pay so much for a laptop that's less powerful than a desktop price equivalent!"
>Third Party Support
Except Nintendo actually produces its own games. So they have some third party support (Monolith, Grasshopper), some multiplat ports and some first party titles.
>Enough memory
I wouldn't be so mad about this one if it weren't for the fact that they won't cut devs enough money on Switch Carts that can hold the entire game, that's bullshit
>then pay more for downgraded games on inferior format
Because it's a mobile platform you autist
>$400
Are you letting Gamestop fuckboy you?
>1 wahoo game
Compared to what on the other consoles? 10 VNs or watered down PC ports? Look ma, I can be reductive too
That's fine but why did you feel the need to make a thread about it?

>the nintendo brainwashed boogeyman

>mod auto saged my thread

Yeah. You are mad. Have you tried botany, I hear it's relaxing.

>th-the mods are out to get me!
>It's not that my threads are shit or that I have no reason to be complaining over something I don't buy, the mods are nintendbros!

$400? Wasn't it $500? Can't believe Nintendo's trying to sell their consoles for $600.

Here we go again.

How come Nintendo marketers can start console wars and have their threads reach bump limit but the moment someone on Sup Forums shitposts Nintendo they automatically get pruned. The Nintendo snake of Sup Forums needs to be pulled up by the scruff of his neck and beaten senseless

OP must be an autistic underageb&, to do nothing but constantly make these threads. OP might be worse than barneyfag at this point.

strange, doesn't seem to be any awful or meme choices on this list. rollan

Rolling for peach

Because,____________(you)_______________________ and not to mention _________________(you)_________________________

Nice.

nvm just saw Teddie and Yoshi on the list. Dodged a bullet there.

I don't think I've ever seen Nintendo fans start console wars here. Neogaf maybe but the most I've seen is self-promotion.

I think most know that if they start a console war, they're gonna get their shit rocked by PS4 after it finishes up fucking the Xbone corpse. Nah, nintendo fans here know their niche

Other consoles include normal controllers, HDDs, ethernet ports, etc

With the Switch, you have to buy them separately. It's actually way more expensive than the PS4 when you add it up

Nintendo fans are mostly chill but remeber the Sony roach station pic that was shilled here around personas release? That was Nintendo marketing and they reposted this image starting console wars with a free pass for like 2 months.

Nintendo markets are the ones who need to be shot. Nintendo fans are alright and have always been alright in my book even dudes like Stealth, I love that guy.

>Normal controllers
What's wrong with the grip? Like are there actual complaints most people have about it because I've enjoyed it so far. Does it get really bad for your palms after long use, I can imagine that might happen
Also
>HDD
On a mobile console? Are you high.
SD cards aren't that expensive (though that deal with Sandisk is guaranteed to result in some shilling from Nintendo for them).
>Ethernet port
I actually completely agree on this one. It would hardly add to the form or heat factor, why not just include it?

The Switch includes a screen and speakers. With other consoles, you have to buy a TV separately, so they're actually more expensive than a Switch when you add it up!

I'll roll

That's a fair distinction.

ALSO, Why did Playstation get Persona and Nintendo get SMT? I mean, just based on the aesthetic differences and playstyles, you'd think that SMT fits more with the Playstation crowd in terms of preferences and play-style (more long sit-downs) where Persona is much more friendly to a hybrid console and more light-hearted company image like Nintendo

I mean Persona can get heavy but it's less so than how SMT games present themselves

As long as it isn't a loli

They're assuming you would probably just have one lying around, just like how they sold the N3DSXL without a charger

I agree that split has always been a bit strange but I've always own both consoles so I can't complain haha

The whole week after MHXX Switch's reveal, Sup Forums was filled with NEVER EVER PC/PS4/XBONE!, NINTENDO ALWAYS WIN BABY!, NINTENDO X MH FOREVER!, etc. shitposting threads created by Nintendo fans to taunt other platforms.

Thank god MHW was revealed 2 weeks after that to put Nintendo fans in place.

>I actually completely agree on this one. It would hardly add to the form or heat factor, why not just include it?
Can't tell if you're being sarcastic, but there should have been one on the dock. They probably saved a few pennies per unit by opting to remove it

>On a mobile console? Are you high.
It's an expense. They're already talking about games that'll need to "install" on the SD because the cartridge won't contain all the data, so yes, it will cost you more

>What's wrong with the grip? Like are there actual complaints most people have about it
You mean the joycons in the grip forming a makeshift controller? The problem is it's shit compared to a real controller. It doesn't have a real d-pad and the r-stick placement is in a very unnatural position for the thumb to move. The grip itself doesn't have a USB port for charging, unless you shell out another $30 because once again, it probably saved them a few pennies per unit to make the grips without a USB port

Assuming the Switch had the same games as the PS4 (which it obviously never will), it will cost you far more playing those games on the Switch than it would the PS4, which doesn't make sense since you're getting the lesser experience on the Switch. Weaker hardware, poorer performance

Assume you have one of what? The SD card or the Controller?

>I don't think I've ever seen Nintendo fans start console wars here.
Don't be naive. At this point it's essentially Sony and Nintenbros flinging shit at each other while PCfats circlejerk themselves and shit on everyone and Xbots just hang out in their own little corner. At this point it's so fucking difficult to tell who's falseflagging and who's an actual fan and shit. I do however believe that Nintendo gets the most shit on Sup Forums out of any of the platforms, though that might be because they're relevant again with the Switch, which a lot of the shitposting about it, aside from the obvious, comes off as desperate.

lets see

Not him, but I simply switched the USB Ethernet cord I bought for the Wii U to the Switch. It's probably throttling my connection speed though, since the Switch can use USB 3.0 as opposed to the Wii U's 2.0. But yeah, I agree the dock at least should have had a built-in port.

With that having been said, OP needs to take a chill pill.

Ethernet cable go men oh sigh

>Capcom shills rile Nintendo fans up by falseflagging as others and asking when MH is coming back to Sony and other shit like that
>Nintendo fans reply back with the bullshit NEVER EVER shit that Sonybros started
>Going off some shitty rumor that wasn't even that valid in the first place (People who believe rumors prior to E3 are fucking retards anyway), we're now led to believe that it was totally just a coincidence and this somehow put Nintendo fans "in their place"
>People are now genuinely glad that Nintendo isn't getting a game because of some absolutely petty as fuck reason
Absolute autism.

At least in the end, Nintendo got MH Stories, the best Pokemon game yet

Buyers remorse has got you big time, boi.

Rollllin

I'm not being sarcastic

And I agree, that shit with needing to install on SD is bullshit, even when you own a physical copy of the game.
It's just really strange all around how they're so particualr about the type of card used for holding the game, making some proprietary type of cartridge rather than a more generic one

And I agree that all the extra costs of controller bits (extra shit for chargers and know USB-charger on the Grip) are shitty decisions but I've found the Grip Controller set up itself to be fine. Maybe it's just the shape and size of my hands but it feels fine andt he lack of a traditionally laid out D-Pad doesn't interfere in most of the games I play but that's just my anecdotal experience

And which titles are you saying will cost more as digital for both systems? The only one with a big price discrepancy is LA Noire and that's only on Physical if I remember correctly

And it's weaker hardware and poorer performance because it's a hybrid console. It's the most amount of power for that form factor available. The whole point is that it's portable as well, so I don't have to pack up a whole console and take it with me on vacation or when I'm traveling for work.

Go back to NeoGAF, you disgusting faggot.