ZOMBIE GOASTS LEAVE THIS PLACE!
ZOMBIE GOASTS LEAVE THIS PLACE!
DAD
MOM HAS DEAD
But this is our house ;_;
JOHN FREEMAN OVER HERE :D
But this is our house :(
GORDON FREEMAN LOOKED UP AND SAID:
NO.
Reminder that you'll never enjoy this type of content again.
because the best things in life you only get one shot at.
and the pants were dead
Yes but we have to be lucky that your daughter was not kirled
WEPON
the only thing more autistic than gmod shit is minecraft
Explosions like 10 times of the sun went around Henry Freeman
But Henry Freeman didn't care.
TODAY IS A GOOD DAY...
this predates minecraft by 4 years
actual autism
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I WILL CAUSE MELTDOWN
I have to kill fast and bullets to slow
THE SCIENCE FELL OFF
IF YOU DO NOT AGREE TO MY DEMAN- TOO LATE!
Watch where you swings at me
JUTS KIDDING THANKS
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>You are surrounded, PREPARE TO DIE
>the Dark Man said
>Henry Freeman looked around, Combines with laser guns were there
>Henry Freeman knew if humens lost it would be sad forever.
>''FIGHT!'' Henry Freeman yelled.
>People ran towards the Combines to kill them and the Combine were going to shoot all the people in a second when bright light came into sky
>A Shiny thing like the Combines came to the sky, A Guy came out:
>''Combines! LEAVE. MY. SON. ALONE.''
>John Freeman said.
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NO! NOT ALL OF DALLAS!
NOT SO FAST MISTER GORDON
I HAVE TO KILL FAST BUT BULLETS TOO SLOW
So is squirrelking just being ironic or is he actually a kid when he wrote full life consequences
This is what kids used to do with their free time.
Dedicating what they had between school and other responsibilities to something they loved, engaging in the community with a network of like-minded people, moving forward the hobby as a whole because they cared deeply about it, many doing it without expecting compensation.
Sure, it might have been awkward and weird, but a lot of things at that age are.
Now what do they have? Manipulative content creators playing social media/pop culture interest combinatorics with the top games by playerbase in order to make the most profit.
e.g. Minecraft + Spongebob
Minecraft + Mario + Fidget Spinner
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Don't even get me started on the flash games.
>tl;dr
Video game communities are dead and the popularization of vidya was a terrible mistake.
>If you do not agree to my dema-
>TOO LATE
What are some villains like this?
>my autism was better than the new kids type of autism
maybe you should have spent your youth doing something productive instead of retarded
the truth
>says some guy posting on Sup Forums at midnight
>everyone lives in america
Then a big rocket came down and blew a guy's arm off and legs and head and killed other people too
If this story was actually written like a story, what would you think of it?
STOP THE HUMENS!
>If this story was actually written like a story
It would suck, the whole point is the grammatical errors being apart of the story
If this story was written like something that wasn't fanfiction.
I'm tired, user. Please forgive me
It would just be any other boring Half Life 2 fanfiction, the bad writing is the whole charm behind
It'd be like if The Room was competently acted and shot, it would not be the same thing, chances are no one would care if that was the case
The Joker?
get the fuck out of my thread, kid
Combines made people fraid and when Henry Freeman killed them it gave them hop
>post your face when John Freeman sacrificed himself
I'm not even chiding the newer generation's norms.
Making pixel-style art out of cotton blocks or red-stone machines seems kind of cool, reminds me of Wiremod and E2 from gmod.
My post is moreso insight into the normalization of the networks we use on the net and how it affects things like vidya communities.
More and more attention is given to content creators who make profitable content, not necessarily to those who care.
People are more and more consuming content than thinking to create it, lending to these communities becoming much more monolithic and service-oriented, much like the net is now.
We should tear down this real life statue and replace it with John Freeman.
Remember when Google was just a search tool?
Remember when its motto was, "Don't be evil"?
Remember when it didn't go after people for thoughcrime and crimespeak?
It was probably a troll who wrote a trollfic.
shit was never funny
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>tripfag has a bad opinion
What a surprise
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Is John Freenman canon?
>decide to watch it again because i keep seeing the threads on Sup Forums
>2008
holy FUCK where has time gone
Persona 3 came out 13 years ago.
>only 13
Deus Ex is nearly 17 years old
PSST
SUPERTOASTER
Doom is almost a quarter of a decade old.
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Half Life will be 20 in one year
truly horrifying
Hitler died almost 80 years ago.
DARK MAN YOU WILL SUFFAR!
>me and my friends used to quote this all the time
>even flail our arms around like the models
Ah, to be a young dipshit again.
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gonna turn on/off my computer, goodnight Sup Forums
good night john freeman
Yeah it's time I went to sleep too.