Where would you live?

Where would you live?

In your mom's house.

Lurelin village, comfy as fuck.

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>You will never be kidnapped by Gerudo warriors and get raped every day

Before the events of BOTW, after the culling & during ganons control, or after the events of BOTW?

Came here to post this. Threads over folks.

This or Gerudo Town so I can dress up as a girl all the time and learn how to become the qtest hylian trap

Akkala region.

in that one cabin with that one fuga ninja and ladder outside

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Before the events of BotW: Akkala Fortress
During Ganon's control: Lurelin
After the events of BotW: Kakariko

This OP, you need to be more specific
>before Calamity: Akkala or Hateno
>during guardians invasion: Kakariko
>after 100 years: Hateno

Goron city.
Do you realize how good it would feel to have those big fuckers give you a back massage? Also, hot springs, protein palace, the place is fucking heaven

>Undress to get a massage
>Literally fucking burst into flames
No thanks.

>daily atmosphere over 100 degrees celsius

Looks nice but there are guardians in your backyard.

quite a few people are going to laugh at me, but I thought that was the fallout 4 map before I clicked the image

There are Guardians in everyone's backyard, except when it's arid deserts full of giant sandcrocs, a billion degrees live volcano, Lynels, rampaging Divine Beasts, constant homing thunderstorms...

Hateno has none of these, checkmate.

Hateno has literal faggots.

So?

You got me.

Hateno has the dyemaster. All other locations are invalid

In my mom's basement, just like in real life.