You have approximately twelve seconds to explain why dwarves are not the greatest fantasy race in video games

You have approximately twelve seconds to explain why dwarves are not the greatest fantasy race in video games

Pro tip: You can't.

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They're a race of manlets

Manlets are always inferior to everyone else.

When will they learn

They are not humans

Because we were created first.

They can be a little too stereotyped and flanderized at times, it's hard to create Dwarves that fit outside the paradigm of--

>Dark/Deep Dwarves

Well never mind, they're fucking perfect.

I can't.

>Best facial hair management
>Best craftsmanship
>Best architecture
>Unbreakable will
>Master tacticians
>Always rolling in coin

Fucking love dorfs, me.

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They're just humans with less variation. Worse than that is that the dwarf stereotype is defined by how fucking boring it is.

Dwarf fags are the absolute worst. They can't even defend the race, they just try to bring other fantasy races down to the same level. Poorly.

Fuck

I like dwarfs. I hate how every modern depiction of a dwarf is a clone of Gimli though.

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Dorfs are masters of banter

Which is the worst considering in the movies Gimli is nothing but the short, fat comic relief character

>implying Dwarf + Elf bromance is not the best thing possible

>Fat
>Smelly
>Alcoholics
>Rude
>Giga manlets
>Unhygienic
>Prone to outbursts of anger
>Despite all this they're still supposedly """"noble"""" and of stout heart
Dwarves are only popular because they're a way for disgusting neet losers to play as themselves without any of the backlash they would normally receive for it and still somehow be heroes.

>inb4 t. elf
Because some of you will already think about typing.

Agreed. We need more cunning Dwarf rogues and crossbowmen.

The only people who like dwarves are fat dudes with beards.

Short.

By FAR the best model update. Was it because they were the first?

Dwarves are humans. It's just a genetic disability extended across large population due to inbreeding.

>Elves
>created first
>laughing bombadil.jpg

>best model update

dwarves are genetic garbage dumps, aka small humans. Almost as gay as elves, fuck dwarves

fbpb

The only thing about dwarves that is even remotely good are dwarf girls.

Yeah dude short fat hairy girls are great..... NOT. Owned.

>he hasn't heard of the high elves

>Yeah dude short fat hairy girls are great
That's what nerds and basement dwellers believe because they were raised to hate girls.
Proper dwarven women are qts and hotties.

Nah, I don't really like short chicks. And dwarven chicks are described as hairy in a lot of fiction. Sometimes they even have beards.

Dwarves can be cool as shit. Unfortunately most things depict them as stereotypical dwarves. Some official D&D/Pathfinder adventures had legit awesome dwarves.

>And dwarven chicks are described as hairy in a lot of fiction. Sometimes they even have beards.
But my headcanon...

7 more names for the book.

Sorry bruv.

I wish there was a consensus on female dwarves. I like to pretend Tolkein ones don't exist in other media, even though they're the original.

Whatever you stumpy cunt, I burn your holes down every game I play.

>I wish there was a consensus on female dwarves
It's interesting to note that only recently game companies and the like started to portray female dwarves as proper, presentable women instead of male dwarves with tits.
I guess it's because no one really wants to play an ugly girl.

That actually looks nice, like he's made of stone.

>They're just humans with less variation.

That's every fantasy race though. They take one aspect of human culture and amp it up.

Because gnomes are.

Gnomes are just western chibi and it's as shit here as it is over there.

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they are the things homosexuals and insecure males are most attracted to.

I'm going to play the damn sexiest looking woman race thanks.

giv hobbit gf

Forse perché i nani non sono tanto grandi

IMAGINE

>not being part of Goblin+Gnome Master-Race
fucking scrub kys

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Gnomes and Goblins are the best.

I was just going to post that picture.

is there a movie equivalent of vaporware? looks interesting tho
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because they are just stumpy humans. Lizardmen and undead are superior. They are more exotic and more badass.

STRIKE THE EARTH!

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They sound more exotic, until you realize that they fit the criteria for your dwarves too.

Dwarves are stubby humans.
Lizardmen are scaly humans.
Undead are decaying humans.

There is no real difference.

Excellent taste bros

yeah, but scales are bones are just cooler than being short and hairy.

>wow in 2017
pd: gnome master race

gnomes are just dwarf rip offs

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Dwarf is just the Reddit of fantasy creatures at this point

Too many actual fat hairy manlets IRL want dwarves to be "based"

All fantasy races are equal.

t. !NotElf

They can't reach things on the top shelf
and their women are rather ugly

Their men are ugly too to be fair.

Och, the coal dust be in me eyes.

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Are all Dwarves so muscular because deep inside they are insecure manlets who lack confidence?

They're mostly strongfat which is the worst type of fit.

without their strenght they are nothing
no magic, no intellect, nothing

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Feol Viera exist.

Meanwhile master race Gnomes have so high IQ they don't have to build up tons of muscle mass to not feel inferior to other races.

In the Hall of the Mountain King goes with any dwarfly activity

gnomes are jews of fantasy

WASH YER BACK

name one

Tauren exist

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humans are shit

I know this from autopsy

Tiny fat drunks that never change

Dwarfs are just vikings. Real vikings were short as the average height in the middle ages was 5'4''.

>"keep yer dick on the ground"
what did he mean by this?

>Dwarf is just the Reddit of fantasy creatures at this point