SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND

SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND

Hello

If we're supposed to say "hello", why does the guy say it himself?

you have to go back

he's a dumb fucking ogre, like you

Ogres can't use computers though

Because he hears "say hello too, my little friend"

THIS IS OUR TOWN SCRUB

>discover a random 6 drop minion and put him on the field
>its this faggot

I hope you mean summon and not discover. If you purposefully chose him you're a dummy

Get in there and fight, faggot

HUH

Yeah summon a random 6 drop my bad

EVERYONE

Finally, someone with brains. Thank you, seems the OP is retarded.

YO NIGGA

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Say hello to my little friend!

cmonBruh

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Why he has 2 arms?

BACK FROM THE JUNK HEAP

WC2/WC3 version but buffed up like the units in the game were

Warcraft 2 Zul'jin, not WoW.

KIKE FUCKING INSECTS!

Is it me or are streamers losing all interest in HS?

The weird thing is the expansion was released like a month ago... so soon to lose interest!

It becomes more and more Pay to win every expansion pack, so only the big streamers can afford to be interesting. Little streamers are content being small or go to other games for more attention.

THe game's completely imbalanced for streamers and inaccesible and bad for new players

so who's left to play it

>One of the worst constructed's in the history of the game
>They fucked arena beyond saving with ""synergy picks""
Gee user I wonder

>Innervate
>Now reads: Gain 1 Mana Crystal this turn only. (Down from 2)
>Fiery War Axe
>Now costs 3 mana. (Up from 2)
>Hex
>Now costs 4 mana. (Up from 3)
>Murloc Warleader
>Now reads: Your other Murlocs have +2 Attack. (Down from +2 Attack, +1 Health)

blizzard just keeps fucking up the game
i was about to get back into playing the game a bit again after half a year of abstinence, but this immediately killed my interest again

I tried to get into it recently and it's pretty goddamn discouraging when I'm paying the best cards that I have access to, but the other player is playing cards that are literally just superior in every way (same mana cost, power, and a health but with some amazing special ability). It's really gay when you lose in this game and it just feels like they had more cards and there was no way you could ever win, no matter what deck you made or how you played

arena is a fucking waste of time at the moment,
i hope they fix their shit soon

So who was this guy?

especially since the market is flooded with a fuck ton of new CCG's like Gwent / Elder Scrolls L. / the Smite thing / and Artefact

I haven't played since Naxx, and I was pretty casual with it.

Do I have any hope coming back now?

If you zoom in on the eyes it's bolvar

I
AM POWER
INNNCAAARRNNAAATTTEEEEE

lol no

Who the fuck plays them?
Probably not

Nope. Blizz keeps nerfing base cards and powercreeping new releases.

This fucks up newbies as it forces them to fork up more money to buy new packs to be able to compete.

the last balance changes confirmed either one of two things

1. Bizzard doesn't understand how its game works and they don't know what they're doing

or

2. Blizzard understands how its game makes money and they know exactly what they're doing

the problem is even though hearthstone is unbalanced as shit, the presentation is just lightyears ahead of what any other card game is doing right now

nothing feels as good to play as hearthstone, even if the actual game is dogshit

>jade still exists
>aggro still cancer
>priest is annoying again
i try to play the game sometimes but most games i just concede instantly because i dont want to play the opponents deck
kind of sad i used to have alot of fun with this game

Even if Synergy picks werent in the game we would still have such classics as
>Bonemare being a better legendary
>Flappy bird being a kill me or I win next turn on turn 3
>Cobalt Scalemane being the same as flappy bird
>Bone Drake shitting out Deathwings at rare
>DKs being an instawin card unless you were getting shit on horribly
I hope the entire team gets fired

Sounds nothing like it, it's such a try hard meme

JUST

>grind tens of thousands of gold over years of playing
>still can't play decks I want because some cards are locked behind paywalls anyway

i hate this card so much
they nerfed all combodecks and then made this
>fun and interactive

Why would they fire anyone? They are making billions from retards that don't know any better, Billions!

This is true

If you play

>Druid
>Mage
>Priest

Sleep on dry ice

It's definitely number 2

none of your business

Out of my jungle man seems to pull tirion 40% of the time.

Sales and numbers are down so far they had to do an emergency balance patch.
Jade Druid is bullshit but its far from the first time we have had a single deck being over 50% of the meta, but this is the first time numbers have been down so bad they had to emergency nerf it.

>nothing feels as good to play as hearthstone,

Nothing feels good when you play hearthstone, you always lose with the jewstone.

>Such a try hard meme
Oh you

I have no time for gays

What if I play Elemental Dragon N'Zoth Mage?

>emergency balance patch.
Good thing they avoided fixing the cards only available in the expansion, please remember to buy Knights of the Frozen Throne and throw away those nerfed and useless free to play cards.

there's still a few good quest rogue decks out there

esports killed my waifu god damnit
bring back ragnaros

Dbidi-Don't touch that

>pay for a game just so you need to pay to win
Pottery.

The problem right now are the 3 meta classes are the top 3 most absolutely unfun classes to play against. Mage, Priest and Druid are not a single ounce of fun to play against.

>Priest
>Stall and steal for 40 minutes with endless amount of removal and stealing tactics

>Mage
>By turn 5 have infinite answers to absolutely everything

>Druid
>Constant near infinite generation of bullshit that eventually cannot be stopped

The ONLY reason anyone still plays is cause and the only reason it lasted so long is cause of WoW/Blizzard influence

Because we are his little friend.

>Stall and steal for 40 minutes
Nigger you havent played this expansion.

Priest is the combo you down off one card class now

I'm not wrong, the faggot stalls and steals until he hits his DK, then rapes you endlessly due to Raza bullshit. Not even Rogue which is supposed to be *THE* combo class can do this

gwent has a decent sized playerbase

You really fucked up, son.

but im playing gwent

Holy fucking shit this can't be real. How doe Koreans do this?

The fuck is synergy picks?

I love kripps chatroom when this card gets played

EVERYONE
GET IN HERE

>pick murloc
>80% of the next cards you will see are murlocs

the murloc warleader nerf was the only good change

Play eternal

By having sentries with energy

gwents boring

But Gwent sucks even more. It's slow and uninteractive.

I love that there are now 3 cards that do the exact same thing in the game:
coin, counterfeit count, and innervate.

If that is not horrible design, I don't know what is.

>tfw no populate in hearthstone

Why are people still playing this game when they anounced the split of the game in two formats it was obvious they where trying to milk this shit.

innervate may as well not even be in the game now, it's useless outside of miracle, and even then is pretty average

First two picks of every arena are a small set of shitty "synergy cards"

So you will first pick a shitty rare that buffs an archetype, a crappy common that does the same, then proceed to never see another dragon/murloc/elemental for the rest of the draft

MAKE WAY FOR THE BAD GUY

That's just how blizz balancing works, ruin old cards so people have to pay more for new ones.

I mean yes, innervate was fucked design from the very beginning, but they were always hampered by having expensive, bursty draw, meaning they could ramp up but then if you could answer couple big turns then they'd run out of steam due to relying on nourish for the majority of their draw abiltiies, and 5mp is never cheap. Or auctioneer if they were playing combo, but auctioneer was always a completely fucked card.

Then they gave druid UI. Draw 5 means infinite stamina, effectively. Combine that with the other effects and it's not even where tempo goes to die like nourish.

But I mean this is blizzard, they made primordial glyph, and if that isn't saying "we don't know how to design a game" I don't know what is.

What is the most balanced card in the game and why is it Mistress of Mixtures?

This picture is outdated. The card now requires 5 minions of the same name to be played

I see what you did there, but I also unironically think it sounds like he says that. If I heard it in a vacuum, I would assume it is what he says. It is only because it is a Blizzard game that I know that can't be it.