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>tfw just stealing shit off these dudes' necks

You can take stuff without killing them?

Where the fuck is Kincean Island?

If you curl up in their hand while sleeping.

Helps with the one on the island, though I just called down lightning on him a lot.

*360 noscopes you*

Yeah you can grab stuff when they're knocked down if you're quick enough.

Or you can sneak up while they're asleep. You can actually climb on to their paw, wait a little, and when they go to scratch their belly, they'll plop you right on their chest and steal their stuff.

Kek, that's fucking hilarious. Is that Master Mode? I don't see the wee Triforce Symbol.

paraglide on their chest, crouch and sneak up to the weapons.
Run like hell because they are going to wake up when you land on the ground. You could try sliding off and gently getting off, but its finicky and gtfo is just better since they wont chase you that far.

They can snapshot in every difficulty

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I fucking love BOTW webms. Keep 'em coming

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>walk up to sleeping hinox
>start charging urbisas fury
>by the time the hinox stands up, he's already dead

Nothing personnel, hinox

What the fuck, how?

if you can get a talus to hit a guardian they'll start fighting, it usually ends with the guardian going flying a mile after getting punched by a rock.

*Calls for daddy*

>freeze time
>have a second to shoot an arrow in his eye

I spam this with every single one, I really hope if they make a sequel, mini-bosses are a bit more.

It's like Mega Man. If you want to have fun, don't exploit their weakness. It's a crutch for casuals.

That's fucking awesome.

>It's a crutch for casuals
>mechanic built into the game
No such thing, the game itself is casual.

>if I can do it, I have to do it

That’s some weapons-grade autism you've got there.

They're not forcing you to ruin the game for yourself, it's completely optional.

>not just meleeing the Hinox's while dodging their slow predictable attacks

GOOD
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Nice ad-hominem reddit tourist, I accept your concession though.
That's like saying if someone who beats dwarf fortress on fortress mode then they start playing minecraft they're automatically casuals but that's not how this works, silly newfriends.

It can be but it can also be very difficult. I've gone through hard mode and beaten most shrines. I have only upgraded to enough hearts to get the Ms though. Tried to take on a lynel. Got my shit pushed in.

Not sure what you're getting at. The point of BOTW is that you play it the way you want, and if you want challenging fights you don't spam the one item they're weak against but instead use the other 20 weapons.

Did you use the fishing rod on Ganon in twilight princess too?

It has a volatile difficulty, depending where you are but making an enemy slightly less tedious by abusing a mechanic the devs put in there knowing people would use it, automatically makes you casual, makes you sound retarded. I guess most speedrunners are also casuals?

No you retard. Its like ancient arrows. You can 1hko any enemy with them but its literally there for casuals who cant fight lynels

Or when you're forced to fight multiple bosses at once and need to take one out fast, which happens frighteningly often.

Just because you like to shove spiked dildos in your ass without lube doesn't mean everybody else does, faggot.
And they are purposefully made extremely rare, stupid, now admit you lost.

I don't think that was aimed at me.

You're the only person I've ever heard claim that using the most broken option available to you is obligatory.

Are you, like, retarded or something?

Now an obviously intended mechanic is "broken" lmao what a retard, end your life kid.

This always cracks me up.
>WAHH why does this game FORCE me to take the easiest way out, where are the hard games for real gamers like me!??

Every interview states that resources are scarce for the sole purpose of forcing players to try to defeat enemies using different methods each time.

Again, I'm arguing with a retard. I'm sorry if you feel insulted but you're completely wrong.

I despise casuals as much as the next Sup Forumsirgin, but this entire conversation has become arbitrary.

I don't think you know what you are "arguing", just submit and suck my cock already gayboy.

>they are purposefully made extremely rare
What, you buy them you retard. Holy shit Im triggered I got baited by a retard.

You triggered yourself dumb Sup Forumstard, the resources to buy arrows are also scarce unless you're an autist who likes to grind. Now I advise you use some shot gun mouth wash immediately to cure that retardation.

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kek

So far I've only seen Guardians deliberately go after Stone Taluses and bomb arrow Bokoblins. Are there any other enemies they'll interact with?

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Wait a second...

OH GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

The amount of ways a Guardian's AI can be exploited for shenanigans is pretty incredible. Let's face it, they're the best enemy in the whole series.

Shit, so I had to upgrade my clothing instead of doing master mode in level 1 gear because I liked the risk of getting 1hko by gold bokoblins?

I thought they were there to make guardians less of an annoyance.
Don't know why you'd use them on anything else... then again, I have over 200 of every non-ancient arrow type except arrows because I'm a hoarder

>guardian parts
>rare
youre not even trying

>>I have over 200 of every non-ancient arrow type except arrows because I'm a hoarder

You have no idea.

This post is right, for the most part. All Guardian parts, save for Ancient Cores and Giant Ancient Cores, can be found very easily after each Guardian kill, or they can be bought, albeit in small quantities.

Giant Cores are essentially the "Rathalos Plate" of Breath of the Wild, and are the only Guardian part that can actually be considered rare. Take it from an actual autist who grinds Guardians on a ritual basis for them. I've been doing it for hours, and yet I only have 101 of them. I maxed out at 999 for Ancient Cores a long time ago thanks to the world reset glitch.

>burn/electrocute their leg armor
>all the food is cooked when you loot them
love it

It's cooked regardless of whether or not you burn them during the fight, I hate to say.

Shame you can't get special qualities off bought equipment (to the best of my knowledge)

that's it
downloading cemu and the rom

Truly not a jojofag but every time I use urbosas fury I just think "STANDU POWAH"

Enjoy, and try to find the 60FPS patch while you're at it.

Nope, and it's a shame because I'd love to have an Ancient Bow with an attack boost or other stat bonus of some kind.

I want to believe. Does it not exist?

Of course it does, I just don't know where to find it
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