Does anyone know what to do after you break into the palace with a sponge and a rusty spanner?

Does anyone know what to do after you break into the palace with a sponge and a rusty spanner?

>equip flashlight
>aura of light around my character
>unequip flashlight
>aura stays

0/10 broken game

Play the piano

I don't get it

I maxed out my intelligence, charisma, luck...
and I'm still on my own tonight

I'm still trying to get the true ending.
Can't get around the slipperman sidequest.

some girls are bigger than others

How do I get past Mr. Shankly?

you need the dream pillow from the cemetery

>Not playing the superior Sega Genesis version

Get him to give you his money.

It's over, enough said.

>tfw your immersion breaks in the cemetary level when you talk to any npc because you've read well and heard it said a hundred times maybe less, maybe more.

tinely vieled Sup Forums thread? I don't get shit.

The is so fucking stupid. Boss keeps pinning and mounting me like a butterfly, what do?

Try not to get slapped or shoved on the patio

>messing with a gameshark, nothing erious
>load up my save file
>find myself in another part of the world
>find myself behind the wheel of a large automobile
>find myself in a beautiful house
>with a beautiful wife

How did I get here?

>come home
>you've been in the house too she said
>and I naturally fled
Where do I go now?

How to recruit This Charming Man?

>don't ask
>get a crack on the head
>ask
>get a crack on the head

fucking your stupid game you fucking fucks, this is the dark souls of video games.

Return the ring.

i cant hear this without immediately following it up with "WHAT THAT STAND FOR"

You know so much about these things.

I'm happy I woke up today so that I could find this thread.

How do you know so much about these things?

Underrated post.

>get through the first act, its as fun as 11 years of domestic abuse
>finally boarding school level
>dis gun b gud
>more terrible, terrible abuse
>confused about which romance path to pursue
>pushy girl comes on way too strong and spooks me
>shes off fucking some chad now

am i fucked, should i just delete the save?

>trailer when?

o well

>start up game
>first NPC i talk to screams at me to take a look at his hands and claims he's a tumbler
>I just let the days go by

Haven't been listening to his new stuff, it good? I saw him a few years ago live, it's amazing how good he still sounds despite being in his mid 50's.

>start up new game
>decide to be human
>realize I need to be loved
This is bullshit.

How much STR do I need to be gentle and kind?

You Are the Quarry & Ringleader of the Tormentors are my favorites. World Peace is pretty good too, but you have to Drag the River to get Julie to spawn in the Weeds, fucking grindfest.

I'll check them out. It's a shame he's a fucking nutcase, at the concert I was at he ended it with Meat is Murder and the goriest videos of slaughterhouses he could find which was pretty shitty. I know he's your typical brooding teenager musician but he's just too good.

>level INT and CHA
>no one wants to join my party

I don't understand

I've seen him live 4 times in the 6 years and every time he plays that fucking slaughterhouse footage w/meat is murder he loves it

>meet Hector
>first of the gang with a gun in his hand
>first to do time
>stole from the rich and the poor and the not very rich and the very poor
>still the first of the gang to die
How?

Anyone know where to find the ski mask (check) and sawed off (check)?

>Tfw trapped in the cold arena
What do i do guys?

These threads are trash, now.
They were about metal, not this indieshit.

Remember you can't let the enemies mention love, the pain of the strain paralyzes your character. With a rush and a push the land that you're standing on can be yours.

>smiths
>talking heads
>indieshit

Make your own thread, then.
Also, they ACTUALLY were about prog, not your teenager shit.

>he hasn't grown out of listening to metal

...

>get to club level
>spend hours looking for love interest
>give up
jdimsa

>he's been tricked into giving up the things he enjoys

How the FUCK do you escape Long Kesh already? The white noise in the white room QTE is worse than MGS one.

this looks like the cover of D

How the fuck do i beat the bow is the thorn in his side? Its impossible bros

why is this album considered so great?

Wait until you get to November where it spawns a monster in the shape of this child.

It's just good commie dance music, nothing wrong with that.

>his taste hasn't changed as he's gotten older

How do you find the mainline? I'm trying sideways but I can't hit it.

>not continuing to play as a lumpy bumpy monster

That depends. If you managed to save Waldo Jeffers and Lady Godiva, you can avoid the puzzle altogether and go straight to the preliminary boss fight with Cecil and sailor. If not, go talk with Sister Ray to reduce screen shaking, assuming you didn't already. If you did but still can't do it, then git gud or restart the game already.

>final boss is in 9/8 time

have you beaten the Black Angel?

>finally found the PS1 in the attic with a couple of games
>haven't seen that in a while, i wonder if it holds up
>still can't beat this faggot
no wonder i never beat this shit game

>charming man asks me to get in his car
>haven't got a thing to wear
Do I need it to proceed?

>he doesn't know The Smiths
>he doesn't know Get To Heaven
>he doesn't know fucking Talking Heads
there's nothing wrong with enjoying metal, not everything has to have some avant-garde TVU literary or artistic value
or are you gonna shit on the ramones too

user?

how do i beat sad veiled bride?

i just cant get past the fake jamaican and he stole all my gold.

damn... he's pointing at us...