Oh, so you like video games user?

>Oh, so you like video games user?
>We don't know much about video games, which one is your favourite?

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It's called Skyrim, I think you lovely ladies would enjoy it. All the ladies are playing it. Can I have your numbers? And by numbers, I mean credit card numbers, so I can steal your- I mean purchase Skyrim for you. Let me just see your credit cards for one second. You'll love Skyrim it's worth every penny I assure you.

Mario fggt
Super Mario Sunshine

The only way you can appear to not be a sperge is by saying pic related

Why do women wear necklaces?

It's always their most prized possession.

I interact with cute females all the time and the ones who wear a necklace, always wear it ALL the time they said, idk why.

they love accessories and jewelry

But why?

theyre more object-driven. it either means something to them or they think it makes them more attractive

>I really don't play video games that much these days. But didn't you mention you like Bioshock? That's pretty cool Stacy, you should tell me about that while we take a walk outside :)

Because they accentuate femininity...

So what's your deal, exactly?

She didn't mention anything as far as we know...

I'll take shit I read online because I never actually talked to a female for 200 Alex

It's an accessory. It looks good. Most females like to look good and put together when they go out. Same deal with men the difference being males tend to wear watches. Even if they don't there are other ways to accessorize and it certainly isn't tied to some chromosomal link.

There is no deal, friend

shows they have a stable income and can afford frivolous garbage

fuck off vampire bitches

>The one with the pretty girls, really wish i was playing right now...

Alternatively you can name drop Mario since anyone born past 1990 can identify Mario. And then just try to meander into something else where you can find out something about them. Give and take whatnot. Because as it turns out liking videogames doesn't doom you to obscurity in and of itself unless you're in high school. Being an anti-social shithead does.

>Because they accentuate femininity...
I don't get it. How do they do that? I think they're weird.
>So what's your deal, exactly?
I may or may not be be autistic.

I dont like the taste of fishsticks so get those vegenes out of here sluts

It's not hard. They wrap around the neck and draw attention to the shoulders and, depending on how long it is, the breasts without screaming "LOOK AT MY TITTIES!"

She did to me, girls always come up and talk to me.
>what do you like user (in her head she'll be into whatever the fuck you're into because girls are the best thing to have ever happened to time and space)??

You probably aren't the original poster since he seemed to already defensively indicate there's nothing wrong with his perspective on females... but if you are, I appreciate your honesty.

You should be savage af and just tell chicks what you think about their jewelry.

Super mario maker. I've made some cool (piss easy auto levels) you can check out.

...Eh... Do you need to prove yourself to an anonymous legion of virginoids? Just follow the thread

>Super mario maker. I've made some cool you can check out.
Cool

>favourite

That makes sense.
>You probably aren't the original poster
I am.

Wait a sex...

because its ________cute

I'm not trying to prove anything user, just talkin.

>draw attention to the shoulders
>not the collarbones or the neck itself

no one, not a single persone recognized them

Alright well good luck with dem ladies

I recognize and know who they are.

This is from an Australian show about mermaids or some shit, the necklaces are plot related

The one where you turn into a mermaid if you get wet.

CAUSE I'M NO ORDINARY GIRL
I'M FROM THE DEEP BLUE UNDERWORLD
LAND OR SEA
I'VE GOT THE POWER IF I JUST BELIEVEEEEEEEEE

>Alright well good luck with dem ladies
I've given up on relationships. I just don't feel anything when I'm around other people.

>Indiana Evans in a two piece

HHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGHHHHHHHH

>they see your dick

Shiiit... I can relate. Keep hope alive, though. You don't want to shut out that one girl who's willing to be the man. All my relationships with girls have been that way.

they look happy

good answer proud of you

>see the picture
>afraid and feeling bad only I watched it and only I know the lyrics

Thanks user you are a good man

I used to watch it with my sister. We're both men of culture.

Fucking h2o is for prepubescent girls and pedos which are you?

same

Makes them standout. They want to show more chest, but a bare chest is boring and if you place something shiny/colorful there it will make you seem more exciting than the bare chested women. It also draws eyes to that region.

But most don't realize really why they do it, just because it was imprinted in their brains as something females do.

I fucked your mom

I'm fine with being alone. Everything is easier when I'm alone.

Will Todd posting ever stop to be funny?

Directs the eye to cleavage. Also a status symbol. It's the same reason men wear ties.

The question is, will you be ever funny user?

dude i just googled "girls smiling" or some shit how do you fags even recognize this shit

>not knowing h2o

Underage detected

I'm 25 and I've never heard of it.

Pedo detected

the fuck is this and how the hell do they drink water if a single drop of water turns them into 50% fish wtf
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>he watched a tv show 13 years ago when he was 14 when the main actors were already adults
>he is a pedo

Stay mad faggot