WHAT IS IT

WHAT IS IT

LIIIIIIGHT

WHEN YOU WALK AWAY

YOU DON'T HEAR ME SAY

PLEASE OH BABBY

PLEEEEEASE OH GOSALYN DON'T GO

>GUYS BUT WAIT ONLY THE ONE IN THE PREQUEL GAME WAS REAL THE REST ARE ALL FAKE

HOW DOES THIS HACK KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>implying ANYTHING can stop this ride

Someone stop that man!

I know without a shadow of a doubt that Kingdom Hearts... IS LIGHT

What am I even looking at. Is that Ventus? in the phone game?
I thought that took place thousands of years before KH BBS

Baby boy you don't know even half of it

pls go and stay go

Yep.
Apparently Ven has time travel powers.

e x p l a i n

>tfw you're excited to see that man's face
>he ends up being a deviantart tier design

why, gg has had great design throughout

Is yiff coming back in KH3?

the story was always fucked after the first game but they took it to a new level i thought was not possible.

no point to care about the story or lore anymore

Well... You see... Uh....
His name is Lauriam

DId they added more bullshit in Chi aside from Marluxia' somebody?

What the fuck. So how is Marluxia's nobody in KH COM isn't that thousands of years later?

NOMURA?!

>....

I want to get off Nomura's wild ride

Now that's the shit I do like.

No, as far as I know that was the latest JP update. They're currently in their anniversary events and besides that, story updates are generally slow as shit. It's 80% filler.

>have to play some shovelware phone game to get crucial story and character info

it's ok when Nomura does it

DON'T GO

Looks like a computer monitor with a picture of a heart on it

It kinda helps that you're looking at a picture of a heart through a computer monitor

He's in just as deep as the rest of us. When prompted to make spin-off games for handhelds he said "wouldn't it be cool if they were important to the plot? Nobody wants to play a game that doesn't effect the overarching story!" without thinking that some people might not have GBAs and PSPs. Now it's too late and everything KH related that SE insists on pumping out forces poor Nomura to come up with some bullshit to tie it into the story and make it feel important. Poor guy had to live long enough to see himself become the villain before his own eyes.

I don't even know what the fuck to think at this point

I was all in for Nomura's wild ride but i kinda lost faith in him after he ruined BBS's secret ending through 0.2, now i just want to play KH3 because it looks fun as fuck

poor Nomura had no choice but to be a hack

>after he ruined BBS's secret ending through 0.2
How so?

The symbols from my dreams...what do they mean

more

The only thing making me kind of want to play KH3 is knowing Toy Story is in there.

I just know they are going to have shit worlds though.
What should I be expecting? Fucking Frozen or some shit.
The plot really isn't doing it any favors either...

>doing it over the right side of her chest
Idiot.

Aqua had already heard about Sora from Mickey during the events of 0.2 before talking to Ansem the Wise in the secret ending of BBS. Seeing the events in chronological order makes no fucking sense now. Not to mention it shits all over the ending of KH1 (the best moment in the series)

I KNOW DEEP DOWN IN MY DICK, THAT KINGDOM HEARTS...IS TITS!!

Well when Aqua talks with Christopher Lee in BBS she was 10 years in the dark not knowing shit about what's happening to the world, dude says a keyblade warrior stepped up to fix shit up and she thinks it's either Terra or Ven, when in reality it turns out to be that one boy she met years ago and couldn't help be moved by it
Now in 0.2, one year before that conversation with Ansem, she already learned that the worlds is in shit, that Terra and Ven are still fucked, and that Sora and Riku are keyblade wielders fixing shit up, it stripped away everything from that ending

>tfw zootopia won't be in KH3
Fucking lame

Fuck off furfag

okay super autistic i know but i always see people do the quote as "deep down in my heart" or something similar, ITS FUCKING "I know now, without a doubt, Kingdom Hearts is light" OKAY

>tits
>not ass

what is this absolute madman's endgame?

Is this the latest fad in Japan?

Who are these people? is that xehanort in the black? I haven't played the mobile games

crashing this plane

he's secretly noctis

i don't get this image.

its not. people where pissed about KH getting ported to every system under the sun and most did not play the original COM that was very impotent if you wanted to understand KH2.

That's Tomokazu Sugita and he's got the master plan You can watch the Chi movie on youtube that came on 2.8HD and you'll still be in the dark

he doesn't have one. the series final boss will take place on a desk while nomura has a seizure and scribbles inanely on the script making more and more bullshit

Left - The Master of Masters
Right - Foreteller Ira

I swear to fuck all this unchained X shit better not be relevant in KH3 lore. I'm too lazy to catch up on even MORE prequel shit

>COME GUARDIAN

>I swear to fuck all this unchained X shit better not be relevant in KH3 lore.

a long long time ago this guy called the "Master of Masters" (black coat no face voiced by noctis) saw the future, and knew there was gunna be a keyblade war where everyone died. so he got these guys called the "foretellers" (the unicorn dude is one of them) and gave them all books of prophecy which had info about the future. he also gave his keyblade "which is old man xehanort's keyblade" to this guy "another black coat no face" named Luxu. the eye in that keyblade is the master's eye somehow, and thats how he can see the future. cuz luxu passed on his keyblade for generations eventually landing with xehanort. so the foretellers are retarded and they all start fighting about how they should prevent the keyblade war, and in turn end up causing the keyblade war (of fucking course). one of the foretellers was told by the master to gather up all best keyblade wielders they could find and train them to restore the world after the war takes takes place. These are the "dandelions" and ventus is somehow one of them because of time travel (?), along with the other characters from the mobile game

Maleficent asks Hades if he's seen a "black box" anywhere in Olympus in the most recent KH3 trailer so you can bet your ass it will be

For years I thought I knew was going on. Playing each game 2, 3 or 4 times was in vain.
You know, I thought the story was simple. I made fun of the people who played I and II, because things would becoma clear fater playing the handheld games. But you know, with that mobile game... I feel left behind.

You bet your ass it is, earlier KH3 trailers were already talking about Chi shit, Re:Coded talked about Chi shit, and 0.2 made even more connections to Chi shit

>Re:Coded talked about Chi shit, and 0.2 made even more connections to Chi shit
what? what did those say I don't recall anything

Avatar Kairi is cute!

Just a brief mention of the book of prophecies coming from Maleficent

this story is going full retard isn't it?

It's fundamental to the story and Nomura is directly writing it

KH3 is going to be a disjointed mess

what is this black box shit

Oh and 0.2, well, the game literally starts with Luxu THE TRAITOR watching the end of the Keyblade War, and some "May your heart be your guiding key" shit

...

>going
>GOING

user we went past full retard a long time ago

I don't know.

oh yeah the master also gave Luxu a black box along with his keyblade. we don't know what the fuck it is, we don't know what's inside of it, but Luxu took it with him. the master was like "it doesn't matter what it is, because youve already succeeded in your task, because the book of prophecies exists. and that kinda bullshit

Sometimes I wish I could like KH games but I dont even enough body fat

Another thing the Master of Masters entrusted to Luxu. He was told never to open it and no one knows what the fuck is in it.

Play KINGDOM HEARTS Union χ [CROSS] on your iOS™ or Android™ device to find out!

at this point the only thing that will convince me to play 3 is all the titans showing up. it's been how many games already and we still only have two?

You forgot to mention that all their prophecy books are fucked up

Lol, no you don't. Trust me, I play Union Cross.

didn't really want to get into that cuz then you gotta get into all their "tasks" and besides forming the dandelions none of that shit matters too much in the long run

Nobodies don't age

Its possible ven has been a nobody this whole time

True, but it's important to note that the master set all this shit in motion

>Its possible ven has been a nobody this whole time
Lol, no. At least follow try to follow what happened in Union Cross and X.

You need a heart to use a keyblade. Nobodies don't have one.

That makes no sense. Ven's whole thing is that he has weird heart shit going on and he entrusts it to Sora

Roxas.

If you want to be technical, Roxas wasn't really a Nobody as he had a heart the entire time.

I'm pretty sure it was stated in like DDD that nobodies actually do have hearts.

In dream drop distance xigbar confirms that nobodies have hearts and xemnas just lied to everyone cuz of muh xehanort master plan. the worst fucking retcon in the series by far, but it happened

Ven's heart

I thought they got thrown into a pocket dimension to wait out the keyblade war or some shit

Roxas had a heart my boy

Black box isn't mentioned in any other KH as far as I know

Nobodies can have hearts user

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOMUUUUUUUUUUURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

this argument doesn't work perfectly since roxas could dual weild, meaning he could use a keyblade on his own and then got a second one from ven's heart. not that any of this matters anymore, thanks to DDD

That was already heavily implied in kh2 and days

Dude jasmine is so fucking hot

Sora had TWO HEARTS?!

Xigbar confirms that nobodies eventually grow hearts, doesn't neccessarily means all the dudes Sora murdered had hearts at the time
Thought it is kinda implied that they did
But maybe they didn't
Fuck DDD