You wake up in the morning to see pic related on the news. what do you do?

You wake up in the morning to see pic related on the news. what do you do?

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Go to your house and kick your dick off.

Try to get the fuck out of Tokyo as soon as possible.

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Upload myself to the internet so that 9000 years later I can **** 2B.

clip into the ground

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I warn the army that the dragon is friendly.

I don't think that's gonna work in this universe.

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go back to bed and cry. because what the fuck are you supposed to do seeing that thing be real

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Listen to this.
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Pretty fucking chilling, even if you don't know Japanese.

God, her reaction to caim always got to me as a kid. just what the fuck did he DO to her to give her PTSD

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Who knows.

He apparently dragged her through every populated village on the planet and told them all that she was the one responsible for all the watcher-shit so they could beat/scream at her and whatever else.
It's never exactly made clear how he did this as a mute. The leading fan-theory is that he made a sign.

Pledge allegiance to the gods of another dimension and become Legion.

call it fake and go back to my hugbox

I knew the village part. but what DID he DO to give her ptsd? fucking threaten to kill her? beat her like her mother?
race traiter

the only good thing about that game, I wish he would come back

Sigh and put my dust mask on before heading to the office. Also wonder what the fuck that catchy ass music is.
youtube.com/watch?v=yP4u8QYJmO0

40,000 TONS OF PUSSY AND ASS

Goddamn if you crank it up and listen to it on good headphones it sounds like you're actually there on the street while it's happening. Audio drama is seriously an underrated artform.

Use the power of dick unity that I share with my brothers of the giantess fetish and cum all over those giant titties.

Get as close as i can and get a good look at her tits.

if i really saw that, i'd panic, that would be some really scary shit

Don't look so big from where I'm standing

Blow my brains out because I know there's no way I'd ever be lucky enough to be a Gestalt. And even then, I'd probably relapse.

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I HEAR A SOUND

Try to guess what's the next videogame that would suddenly turn real.
Hopefully one of the porn ones

Queen Beast porn when

make a shitty game about it.

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This makes you feel like everyone in Tokyo just went along their day as usual like nothing really happened.

"well that was something, oh well. its gone. back to work"

Very Japanese.

It's Japan - they were literally forced to come to work during the nuclear missile scare that happened last week.
en.rocketnews24.com/2017/08/30/many-japanese-workers-told-by-workplaces-during-missile-scare-please-come-to-work-as-usual/

>A giant monster attack Shinjuku? Big whoop. Back in my day that was what we called a regular Tuesday morning. Those TPS reports aren't going to finish themselves, Kenji, get back to fucking work.

*boss starts whistling the queen's song to himself*

DRUM SOLO

Seriously, just how the fuck would the real, post 9/11 world world react to this happening?

Mfw this plays in the background
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Probably exactly the same way. And then SJWs would try to sue the military because it hurt their feelings somehow. And then the islamic world would shit out another billion rapefugees to """""""help reconstruct"""""" the damage by said monster attack.

Obviously they'd blame white people.

Go find Nier and try to help him not be such a gigantic faggot and doom the human race to extinction.

>it has tits

My goal in life would be to fuck it. I choose to live as few men dare to dream.

Time for round 3

I'd bitch because they killed best girl.

I would summon giant babies to eat everything and everyone. Easiest decision of my life.

SJW's and rapefugees didnt exist in 2003.
go away Sup Forums

>Creating a world without 2B's ass
No thanks.

fun movie

We can still create sexbots, and even be around to enjoy them if Nier doesn't fuck everything up by being an impatient dumbass.

Very similarly to how it played out in game, I imagine. I don't think they'd try to panic nuke it immediately or at least I'd hope they do 't because they'll just kill Caim and ruin everything but as soon as someone's able to confirm that, no, this isn't some weird internet hoax or Japan's latest cool thing, this is a real fucking dragon fighting a giant marble statue lady, it'd definitely be on the table.
Personally I would probably just kms within 48 hours. Everything that happens in that timeline sucks.

Probably the same way it plays out in Grimoire Nier.

>6-12 was an inside job!

>you're going to nuke Shinjuku? NO YOU FUCKING IDIOTS DIDN'T YOU EVER READ ANDROMEDA STRAIN YOU'LL JUST MAKE IT WORSE

I think shes more afraid of him because she knows no one can stop him if he wants something.

I was making a joke about the watchers and the legion being white, but I guess it was too obscure for you.

You'll be waiting more than 9000 years user

ny bad, those two comments came at the same time and I jumped the gun

>The giant lady was just a strong, independent womyn smashing the decadent, disgusting world that the patriarchy built so of course the white man blew her up.#YASSSSQUEENSLAY

t. Hamelin Organization chairman

This is one T H I C C downside to helping Nier and Yonah. The only one, really.

I'm not gonna lie, I'd probably try to squirm my way into one of her orifices before I died.

They're not really white, more like a sickly looking pink.

Aren't watchers just golems with no orifices other than mouth?

I fucking wish

>png
>clicked it
>that person moved

what the FUCK

That's just ambient lighting.

watchers can be anything man. theres no rules for there design.

>sirens blaring
>bells tolling
>people screaming
>jets streaming

sounds pretty cool desu

Move to a remote island and hope that I die before WCS reaches me

It would actually be cool to see how world would react when there's a real, tangible global threat instead of just a hunded made up ones.

Use my arcane abilities now that this dimension has opened up to mana from whichever realm the Beast Queen and elder gods came from. Leave this physical body and construct one purely from magic somewhat like Emil, so I can circumvent the WCS/daemon contract the fallen watcher sends out. Then try to ascend to the god's realm and gain more mana Katamari Dynasty style. Shelthaza melochi arambashala

Are there games with scenarios like this? Shit where you fight against colossal beings and/or run from them?

there was this one survival game with Ultraman, Godzilla and other big guys duke it out but I forgot what it's called

youtube.com/watch?v=IY9b-UomLfk

Islam is literally an orc-invasion. And I don't even mean warcraft orcs, I mean LOTR orcs.

Sup Forums I said go. I want a good thread here.

He who dares, wins!

No, just the queen beast and her offspring

speaking of which

>flower exists in many, many timelines
>anyone infected by it becomes an intoner
>primary power of which is tonal magic through song
>as seen with Zero, the flower eventually consumes its host, spawning an extremely powerful entity
>said entity proceeds to erase the universe around it until nothing living is left
>it then hops dimensions to another reality and repeats this process (which is why Accords are sent to many different timelines to try and halt the infection and seal off branches of time in which they are too late to prevent it)
>occasionally the entity produces more offspring in the form of those 'cherub' like creatures (this is what it was in the process of doing before it was stopped in DoD1)
>said offspring may eventually become full blown queens like the original
This seems pretty right to me so far. It kind of explains why this thing is such a goddamn threat. Drakengard 4 when Taro

You said you wanted a real global threat. There is one.

What was his fucking problem?

fuck you, next game will be Nier: Animal Kingdom and you're going to like it

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Oh shit that's pretty fucking cool actually, I've never really gotten into Godzilla shit, but this looks aight

leave
sexual frustration

Im a tad bit upset that there all pre existing creatures and not original. theres no way that game is coming to the west.

lmao that looks whack

Jeanne a best girl
Also, seriously, that is rough.

you know what must be done.

You could always just import it if you're okay with not understanding a thing

Like in the game, only difference being that the nuke would have been launched sooner.

Turn into fucking salt.

fap to it

Why the fuck would I be watching any news that wasn't related to anime or video games?

Fly a plane into it

>giant fucker destroying city with death approaching
>shit maybe I should get started on that backlog
>sit around deciding what game I should play
>play nothing
>giant fucker crushes my house
Fuck me.

they would need permission from the Japs first though

Really there's just two options you watch or you stay indoors and let your death surprise you.

If be scared but id watch.

I don't watch tv for the last 7 years.

>already dead
>missed the concert

woow big fucking deal

Start fapping