ITT: Sup Forums makes a vault, and all posts ending in 5 add to the lore...

ITT: Sup Forums makes a vault, and all posts ending in 5 add to the lore, besides those that contradict previously established lore.

All chairs and beds are designed to be uncomfortable, the sole exception of this being the bed and chairs of the overseer and chief of security

amiibos are the only currency

Everyone's a trap

>Vault dies after one generation

Good experiment.

fuck your gay vault and fuck your stupid thread

Everyone likes video games.

all dwellers are regular Sup Forums posters

I never said there weren't any females

There is only one male and one female nigger and they have to sacrifice one nigger each year

Socially militarize the idea that adults are subservient, both memetically and sexually, to children.

everyone's a trap is NOT confirmed (because fuck rerolls), but this vault experiment will definitely only have one generation of life.

threads ruined, grats

The only form of entertainment in the vault is Fallout 4.

Np, also the only console allowed is a modded nintendo switch that can only play amiga games and fallout 4

fuck yes

fuck no

Mandatory FEV baths every Sunday.

Experiment fleshes out a bit from these posts. We can extrapolate that "children will be given mastery over you if they're born here" and "no children should be born" are the goals of the vault.

The Vault provides free contraception, clearly, but I think to really make things work we need the right to breed decided upon by a randomly selected Jury of peers, and that involuntary abortions are performed upon those who still manage to knock each other up. Clearly this way on the far off chance that a child is born it will be some kind of miracle of eugenics.

Virginia is for virgins, no sex allowed, instead people are cloned with the cloning machines for a never ending generation

but made by the Ultima 9 team with their technology

2 males and 1000 females

The Vault simulates a decadent Roman metropolis at the height of the Empire. Togas and other forms of contemporary Roman garments supplement all clothes, public areas are decorated in fine marble and all sexual congress are performed in massive orgies.

It's a robobrain vault, everyone is installed into a robotic body and has their personality unaltered but for the entirety of their 200 year stay are indoctrinated to be both the perfect caregivers and teachers in the aim of making godlike leaders out of any child that passes their rigorous standards.

REVOLUTIONARY

everyone has the same name

by the way, aren't male to female ratio is getting lower as time passes??
Will our grandsons finally have their own harem just like my hokkaido cartoon?

I guess this works, they just aren't niggers

2 sterile males and 1000 females you mean?
or even better, two gay men with a deep set gynophobia are made co-overseers of the vault and given an army of robots to carry out their will ruling with an iron-fist over 1000 heterosexual women who have reported high libidos

Todd Howard is the Overseer

The guys will be lynched during the first two weeks

Wasn't there actual vaults like that for both sexes?

At random intervals, the Vault's lights go out for extended periods of time while all other systems remain functional, eventually shutting down completely. This is to develop Vault Dwellers with keen Night Vision senses.

This thread happened the other day
Everyone got super autistic and started ignoring the "besides those that contradict previously established lore" rule by using 'lore' methods to retcon everything before those posts for shit they didn't like

For every product the vault is stocked with diet pepsi equivalents.

To clarify this means Diet Vim, not Diet Nuka Cola.

All the vault's negative characteristics are imagined by the recipients individually, who are kept in a matrixesque state of suspended virtual reality. Unlike in The Matrix, these worlds do not converge. That explains how all the previously mentioned "programs" of the vault can be true at once.

all the 'females' are actually big dicked Futas and the two 'males' are actually cuntboys

>niggers
nah, one woman would get pregnant and the black guy would contaminate the whole vault when he opens the vault door to run away

The Vault's population entirely of animals overseen by a ZAX.

this

The vault is an empty cave full of materials past the door and the dwellers have to build it once trapped inside.

The vault is equipped with every kind of longevity treatment currently devised as well as some promising experimental treatments but has strict orders to not uplift anyone to a cyborg (organic treatments are still fine) unless their brain has already achieved some kind of mental instability (usually dementia, but anything goes)

How is Vault Workshop anyway? Is it at least more fulfilling than Fallout Shelter?

The males are both black.

Basically a Mister House breeding program

it's the biggest settlement map in the game
it has a pissy little questline
it's kinda mediocre

for posterity: Everyone in the vault is given access to an arsenal of guns.

Mandatory blowjobs on fridays

That's basically Vault 34.

This please

The vault has limitless supplies of junk food and nothing else.

Once the vault doors open they're only a foot and a half wide.

pls pls pls

underrated post

the nuclear war was just a prank, bro

>He gets another 5
The inhumanity

gynoids outnumber the women in the vault 3:1 and have the closest facsimile of genitals possible with 2077 technology, as well as social programming to create a hierarchy that treats men like gods and non-robotic women as trash

yas

Vault 69 is canon

Has a settlement cap of +10 so you can have a larger population without glitching and also has 2 unique named settlers.
Other than that, the path finding is broken, the lighting is broken (vault is always dark and lights don't function properly inside the zone) and its lacking too many decorations to make it really feel alive. You can't build toilet stalls, operating room curtains, proper kitchens for the dining room or anything like that). The experiments are also very basic and amount to 'kill a settler with no/little benefit, or make settlers happiness increase by +20 with no negatives.
Overall it's disappointing if you didnt get it as part of the season pass while on sale.

Team Fortress 2 themed board games are in the vault and used to settle arguments

the women are all encouraged to preserve their racial purity and form lynch mobs against any who breach it

Everyone is a New Vegas styled Lobotomite, and the brains are placed into life support systems and forced to watch whatever hijinks their bodies get up to over the security camera

do it

All the women are forced to have hysterectomies and their wombs are implanted into the males, turning them into fully fertile hermaphrodites.

no one is permitted to visit or stay in the bunks of the opposite gender and this is enforced by a state of the art security AI with an army of rape robots that roam the halls after curfew

i summon this post to become canon

Every week, each dweller must fill their quota of pooping into a huge silo. Every week, the overseer must swim in it.

There's a nuke inside the vault and they only have 1 year to deactivate before it goes off, no one in the vault has any bomb dispoal experience

Inhabitants are informed after one day of being inside that the bombs didn't actually drop and it was a false alarm. However the doors are sealed and cannot be opened and they are told that there's been a malfunction and that people are coming to get them out. Then cut all contact.

Vault opens after 50 years.

all of the vault-dwellers piss is recycled into the drinking water, everyone is informed of this with a cheery thank you announcement whenever they flush a toilet

dis be a good one

FOR WHAT PURPOSE

yes yes yes

rerolls fuck off

if this post gets a 5 rerolls are never valid

The PA system is playing Never Gonna Give You Up on an endless loop.

this be a good one

>They were all dead. The final gunshot was an exclamation mark on everything that had led to this point. I released my finger from the trigger, and it was over.

I like your idea user.

Every 6 months a dweller disappears for a month and they become a completely different person in every way beside appearance, different name, different personality, even a different assigned room

You are why Fallout is better of with Bethesda.

What happens to the old persona?

this man is the immortal perfect king of the vault

no bottled, canned or preserved drinks are provided to the vault dwellers

the only flavouring for beverages is lemon cordial, which there is a near endless supply of.

rerolling, also this includes children and relatives

All Vault suits are extremely tight in the crotch area.

You fiend!

There is a massive amount of materials promoting raising a family and everything leisure related has some kind of angle to making a woman's biological clock start ticking

good thing futa's aren't lore friendly as the setting is grounded in reality

I want to be in this vault

Every time someone has sex or masturbates it is played on some intercoms and blasted into every room.

It's just a normal vault

1 male is chad

the other is a beta virgin

>2+2=5

Commie vault.

(you)
now fuck off memelord

Let me change this to their sex is recorded and sent to another vault to view.

The vault has no instructions, but there's a bunch of fake windows with realistic fake plants just outside them, trying to trick the people into leavingg early,

There is a second vault that mirrors this one in a number of obvious ways, primarily the reversed gender ratio. At any time any person in either vault can peep on the other vault using a massive system of security cameras.

cuck-vault hivemind

There are hundreds of cats roaming around

>People glossing over this one
O im laffin

Every woman sent into the vault has some kind of background of racism. The distribution of races among the women mirrors the ratio throughout society (including at least one asian-american pulled from an internment camp).

The overseer picks one person at random and subtlety introduces their fetishes in to the society of the vault every three months

More like voyeur mind but the bottom two are both mine. Anthony Burch and Buckley are the two overseers but they are not allowed to interact with anyone but each other. Let's make it a real cuck vault.