SAMUS THREAD

Never can have too many of these. ITT post zero suit/bikini Samus whatever

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Samus is the least definable character in video games.

ZSS a shit.

Bikini Samus all day every day.

New artwork of Samus Aran in her Zero Suit, straight from the artbook of Metroid Samus Returns.

>Implying Samus is a different character when wearing different clothing

>Still with the retarded heel

She will have no tits soon.

>they're STILL doing the dumb ass built-in heel shit from other m.

whoever came up with that part of the design should be fuckin flogged to death it's so stupid

Samus > Zero Suit Samus

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They can make her sexy without making her slutty
It isn't hard to make tasteful fanservice

>belly button visible through skin-tight latex suit

This makes no sense.

I fucking hate the Other M suit

there are actual faggots in this world who hate the zero suit. You should all be gassed.

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Her tits are just as big as any other Metroid game, don't be retarded.

>Zero suit
>when Fusion and Super had better clothes

Sure is neogaf in here.

MercurySteam has pretty good artists, the intro artwork, Chozo Memories and enemy concepts also look great.

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kill yourself, non-fan

>everyone ships palucina

I prefer Palutena x Samus

I'd prefer Samus x Fit Trainer. Any art of that?

I agree.

Muh dick

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High heels are necessary for the ultimate female form

Literally better than ZSS in every single way

Hey samus what did you order?

I ordered a cheeseburger.

Why didn't you order a double cheeseburger?

You're too nice. *starts eating*

>Ghetto dyke haircut
Fuck off

Absolutely not.

she is

her hair is different, her body type is different, her behavior is different.

Bikini Samus is /fit/, has fluffy hair, and is very genki.

>she is
No, she isn't.

hello tumblr

>not knowing shit
Typical plebs. Confident, cheerful, snarky>>>>silent protag with daddy issues

Waifufags are the cancer of Metroid

Yes she is. Can you imagine ZSS doing this?

What are you talking about?

sure
but the ghetto dyke haircut is fucking terrible

The fuck is this?

Yes.

>sexualizing an alien virgin who can't pilot a space ship worth a damn considering that she crashes it practically every intro
>looks like a man in a spacesuit with giant shoulders that resemble testicles
>phallic cannon
>transforms into a giant anal bead
>raised by birds
>can't swim
>no personality, had to write a manga to give her a decent story
>proportions similar to slender man
Y'all got zero taste in women.

Samus is for lewd, sexual and bullying!

i bought the Metroid 1986 uniqlo UTGP tee

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She was abducted by alliums, and woke up with cybernetics and amnesia. Not her fault

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This.

And Tumblr can also go fuck itself.

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Ancient Alien Material Science, son.