Which one, Sup Forums?

Which one, Sup Forums?

The red one can't hit undead monsters at all? what's the point then

As soon as a sword is bought, you'd probably find a copy in the graveyard.
Just go in with your current sword.

I choose the Blacksmith.
That feeling when in a really bad mood and all your "friends" don't even give a shit about you, you may as well not exist to them.

I want to fuck the one all the way on the left

I roll to seduce to get a better price.

Red Cutlass

ignore the enemies in the graveyard to find the weapon inside that damages undead and go straight to the boss
Anyone who buys silver sword is a bad

mixing best weapon

everyone laugh at this bad

Missing information to solve.

Are there undead monsters in the game? How prevalent are they? How much money do we have? Can we grind a bit to buy both swords?

Buy the red sword then grind 5 minutes for the silver sword for undead.

Sans mace

Red one and speedrun the next area

pass. next area will have a silver sword in a chest early on.

>silver sword
>can damage undead
>red sword
>cant damage undead
gee sure is a hard choice, which one should i use in this area full of undead

>Are there undead monsters in the game? How prevalent are they?
>Next area: Graveyard
GEE I WONDER

>not doing fist run
casuals all of u

What if the main enemy type is graverobbers?
Fucking kill yourself you shitter.

Good luck hitting anything with that massive piece of shit, break a tiny piece off the red cutlass and silver sword and make me a dagger

HAhA XDD

I just run past the enemies in the next area and grab the 3rd sword that's better than both.

You'll cowards don't even play Souls.

i spend the money on phoenix down instead

Just admit you fucked up you dumbass

>You'll cowards don't even play Souls.
Why would I play a shit overrated videogame?

I'll be your friend user or your blacksmith

Missing information is still missing.

Suck my dick faggot.

Silver, then red, than sans.

The prices are just alnost all your gold and all your gold, I can get all three, it just takes almost all my gold and whatever ammount of gold I have left to get the sans one :^)

>Almost all your money
Who cares, I'm going to grind this area for 5 more levels, I'll make it back in spades.

>I just run past the enemies
>You'll cowards
really makes you think

Oh boy, a graveyard up next.

>Bloodborne
>Graveyards everywhere
>Not a single undead

Seems like that user is a smarter man than you.

Bad

I roll Charisma to seduce the lich.

>farm shitton of gold
>keep buying red cutlasses for increased double damage buff
>one hit kill everything

>using virgin non-paladin weapons

and you are retarded
congrats man, you win the prize

Lich is a cute! A CUTE!

both seem like dumb options, im gong with the one I have

Thanks for the offer, but I have enough friends. I just need them to stop being pieces of shit.

Would you take her to a movie theater?

Fucking pussies.

This desu

i like the cut of your jib

at this rate I would take a dude to the movies

>fight_knight.png

I'd take her questing, duh.

>tfw your hands cannot create, only destroy

Can my current sword damage undead already? If it can, i'll skip the shop and go straight to the graveyard

the chad blade

Black specks are always so overpriced at theatres
Her eyelashes are so cute :3

The red cutlass
>Not knowing holy magic
Surely you don't do this, right?

Don't you have a game to finish, Fight Knight?

>The Jews hate this user find out why

first i buy the red sword
than i ask her to give it to me
i take the sword stab it in her heart killing her,
i loot back the money i payed her.
than i the the silver sword and i go the next area.

Take her with you

>grammarfail.jpg

Never buy anything in the shops desu senpai

You know, a reasonable price could mean more than all of your money.

Buy red cutlass. Holy Sword will do more damage and bonus undead damage to boot

umm i think something wrong here

Fucking real

How bout you try this on for size?

shit will my virginity do?

Naisu

Buy the red cutlass
Loot the holy sword
Duel wield

FUCKING GENUIS

That's not how it works baka

This

buy the red cutlass then back to grind

Looks like there's a new fist type weapon available, guys
Wat do

I'll take the shopkeep

You can't pay with something that's worthless

...

Ima bim-bam that blacksmith in her booty hole if you know what i mean

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

I want to FUCK the blacksmith!

This is the only correct answer.

I want more options

I'd prefer a nice pair of Thunderfists.

>not stackable
shit weapon

Added the new weapon to full list.

Quick save, try both weapons. :^)

obviously bone zone

How much for a coffee with the blacksmith

Fixed your garbage design.

>buy sword gun
>max hp reduced by 50%
fuck

Bim-Bams all the way to the end

Nothing is wrong here

>Almost all your money
I buy red cutlasses until I hit the overflow

Me too.

silver sword, cause you can always buy the red cutless after the graveyard level, and since it's only slightly worse than the current sword it should even out against the undead monsters. Plus you'll probably get your money back and then some to buy the red cutlass because of all the loot the undead mobs will drop

>almost all your money

So not all? Meaning you probably have enough leftover for the Silver Sword, I'll take both

Red. There's no fucking way the devs have enough balls to make an area unbeatable if you didn't specifically buy a anti-enemy weapon, so there's got to be an anti-undead weapon or consumables in the area. The double damage will help in the next areas and should be comparable to the weaker sword + damage bonus anyway.

>There's no fucking way the devs have enough balls to make an area unbeatable if you didn't specifically buy a anti-enemy weapon

Oh, you naive little casual.

When there's something wrong still and you make a slight change and fixes everything.

wait, does the chance stack with every hit or do the dicks stack with every proc?

>sad panda
nice touch

>jewish blacksmith

yes

Nigga that ain't thunderfist