INFO ABOUT NINTENDO DIRECT TODAY

Hi everyone i'm working for Nintendo Canada and i hear at my job some things that gonna happen in this direct. You have the right to believe me or not.
during this direct we will hear information about:

-New info about Super Mario Odyssey including new infos about the story, some new enemy, and of course some new Kingdom.
-All the rumor are true
Super Smash Bros for Nintendo Switch will be annonce with a surprise release in december.
this WILL NOT be the 3DS and WII U version mixed. But instead its just the WiiU version with all the dlc and 3 new characters, 5 new stage, and news modes.
they will only show 1 of the 3 new character and its the inklings, i dont know the others.
-they will show some gamplay for LA noire.
-release date for some games like skyrim,rocket league, xenoblade, stardew, etc
-ubisoft will annonce something dont know what but its a game already annonce for other console and its not AC.
-Some new details about pokemon us/um
-they will annonce streaming apps youtube, netflix, hulu, amazon prime, and also a browser and a media reader for october.
-not a single word about VC srry
-name of the kirby and yoshi game with new gameplay but no exact released date exept for kirby its february 2018.

just all these news at my job just wanna say to you before the big Hour to not have too big hype.

Low tier bait thread. Honestly if anyone is going to try to leak info, it wouldn't be on Sup Forums. It'd be on reddit or kotaku

Well, I don't know about that
There have been many cases where shit gets leaked on Sup Forums before anywhere else

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Not really. There's been no concrete evidence of Sup Forums being a reliable source for leaks. Reddit on the other hand has had a handful of verified leaks instead of someone trying to pretend to work for Nintendo because of free (you)s

Where's the dragonborn?

you have the right not believe me but im really working for nintendo canada the quebec division i just begin to work here i finished my school not very long ago

Reddit has had like nothing.

Neogaf is unfortunately the best place for leaks followed by a powergap and then it's Sup Forums.

Are you like the Habs where they only hire French Canadian managers?

Is the Bayo port rumor true?

>3 different leak threads
>every single one of them says something different except the obvious shit like Mario
>Dragonborn

Ya fuck off

did not hear everything from the direct so you can expect it yes and also some surprise ;)

does anyone actually care about yoshi or kirby?

OP here.

Here is proof

>media player
That better play ficking mkv's

Just hear something new about the direct ;)
EA will annonce a switch version for Need For Speed Payback

>He doesn't remember the switch leak from January
Wew lad

>he doesn't remember the FFXV story leaks

Nice try

>That skin tone
POO IN LOO

No Dragonborn in Smash, no buy.

>not OP
>reposted image

Needs more blur.

>switch leaks
>ffxv leaks
>re6 leaks, where literally everything from Wesker's son to Carla to three characters to etc was spoiled the day before it was announced

>and also a browser

lol the switch doesn't have a browser? Wow.

What kind of losers uses a browser on a fucking console?

>FFXV
>Story

????

Nice try. You'd be using the Switch logo inside the red rectangle it's supposed to be on.

It has one but it's heavily restricted currently.

They're likely fine tuning it to avoid browser exploits before release.

Nintendo cannot afford this to become the PSP with first year piracy.

It would be believable if you haven't typed this out like a third grader

Have you SEEN Treehouse?

They hire a bunch of fucktards.

Piracy was a fucking MASSIVE boost to the PSP's sales (hardware at least) and the earlier methods were notoriously shitty anyway. Everyone who had a PSP had it because they could use it for emulators, not because they could play a shitty Ratchet and Clank spin-off or mediocre God of War games, as impressive as the latter was in their time.

Of course nowadays that's kind of pointless given smartphones are a thing but I could see the Switch becoming a portable GC emulator should Nintendo actually develop a native emulator like Sony did with the PS1

Unlike the PSP, Switch relies HEAVILY on first party software sales.

Piracy didn't hurt Sony too bad on PSP, but it will when 90% of games Pirated will be first party.

I think the style is supposed to be "First language is French", hence all the "annonce"s.

Meh, they really are just software to pad out the release schedule. Kirby should get a 3D game eventually though.

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ok how about we fucking post hopes/dreams/expectations for the five hundredth time

>HOPES
Wonderful 101
Virtual Console
Animal Crossing
More themes (blue please)
Info on Xenoblade and Zelda
A port of Xenoblade X so I can give a shit about finishing it
Metroid Prime 4 info

>DREAMS
Wonderful 101 + 102
Smash Deluxe port with everything from the 3DS and Wii U versions
Bayo 1 + 2 + 3
Virtual Console is out RIGHT FUCKIN' NOW and all of your Wii U / 3DS purchases carry over
HUGE Metroid Prime dump PLUS Metroid Prime Trilogy ported to Switch with Prime 4's controls

>EXPECTATIONS
40 minutes of Odyssey and 5 minutes of actual news
More teasers with no real info
Virtual Console out in late 2018 and you have to rebuy your shit again

Wasn't that because of them holding an in real life event though? Can't think of a single time the actual full contents of a Direct were leaked.

>Neogaf is unfortunately the best place for leaks followed by a powergap and then it's Sup Forums.
Why? Do more journos hang around there?

Lots of people in the industry post there because they LOVE to suck insider dick.

Some insiders leak.

I used to use the Wii U one since it worked tons better than my shitty notebook and I didn't have a desktop at the time.

>There are people on this board that don't care about Kirby
subhumans

15 minutes left, right? Where's the sticky?

it's still another 3 hours user....

Has there ever been an actual Direct leak before? I vaguely remember a leak a few months ago, possibly a year ago. I can't remember.

No, the closest was the Switch reveal and that was because an user was part of a third party contractor that set up the display booths in some Euro country. There's no 'insiders' who actually leak shit. If that's the case, they would have found and fired them years ago.

The original switch direct leaked in its entirety

the switch reveal event was leaked a couple hours before it went live. like down to the T, mentioned Arms and everything

Mario + Rabbids was an insider leak

>Canadian
>how to invalidate your information in one word

Ubisoft, not Nintendo.

Someone who violated their NDA when they set shit up as I said. We know because he said nothing about XBC2 because that was only a trailer, and not displayed or demoed.

How new are you? There have been leaks on here before for so many years. The entire Smash 4 roster and video clips were first leaked here, the Pokemon final evolution starters for S/M were leaked on the /vp/ board with images, 6 months before release, and a lot of people thought these were fake until they were confirmed a month before release.

plus that mach rider reboot got leaked

>poo in loo
>Canada

Oh fuck it's legit

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"nintendo canada"

>He doesn't know the Mania leaks