INFO ABOUT NINTENDO DIRECT TODAY

Hi everyone i'm working for Nintendo Canada and i hear at my job some things that gonna happen in this direct. You have the right to believe me or not.
during this direct we will hear information about:

-New info about Super Mario Odyssey including new infos about the story, some new enemy, and of course some new Kingdom.
-All the rumor are true
Super Smash Bros for Nintendo Switch will be annonce with a surprise release in december.
this WILL NOT be the 3DS and WII U version mixed. But instead its just the WiiU version with all the dlc and 3 new characters, 5 new stage, and news modes.
they will only show 1 of the 3 new character and its the inklings, i dont know the others.
-they will show some gamplay for LA noire.
-release date for some games like skyrim,rocket league, xenoblade, stardew, etc
-ubisoft will annonce something dont know what but its a game already annonce for other console and its not AC.
-Some new details about pokemon us/um
-they will annonce streaming apps youtube, netflix, hulu, amazon prime, and also a browser and a media reader for october.
-not a single word about VC srry
-name of the kirby and yoshi game with new gameplay but no exact released date exept for kirby its february 2018.

just all these news at my job just wanna say to you before the big Hour to not have too big hype.

Low tier bait thread. Honestly if anyone is going to try to leak info, it wouldn't be on Sup Forums. It'd be on reddit or kotaku

Well, I don't know about that
There have been many cases where shit gets leaked on Sup Forums before anywhere else

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Not really. There's been no concrete evidence of Sup Forums being a reliable source for leaks. Reddit on the other hand has had a handful of verified leaks instead of someone trying to pretend to work for Nintendo because of free (you)s

Where's the dragonborn?

you have the right not believe me but im really working for nintendo canada the quebec division i just begin to work here i finished my school not very long ago

Reddit has had like nothing.

Neogaf is unfortunately the best place for leaks followed by a powergap and then it's Sup Forums.

Are you like the Habs where they only hire French Canadian managers?

Is the Bayo port rumor true?