Samus is forever stuck with the mid-2000s female office worker hairstyle

>Samus is forever stuck with the mid-2000s female office worker hairstyle

This is so depressing. It makes her look so plain and homely and dozens of other female vidya protags have the same hairstyle.

> "it's either that or the dyke sidecut"
wrong, there's plenty of conceivable alternatives

>"ponytails are easier to animate"
who gives a shit? it's not 2002 anymore and Metroid never had very elaborate visual designs anyway, it's not like flowing hair would prevent you from getting those 60 fps

yeah I'm fucking mad

Are there ending pinups like Zero Mission and Fusion

She had her hair down for those

At least it's not that retarded high ponytail anymore

I think it's nice.
Now that we've settled that, how about them high-heels?

ponytails are the best

>doesnt like ponytails
fuck off fag

I like it.

>I think it's nice
stop that

fluffy side-ponytails maybe

side ponytails are way too lewd

there's different ways to make ponytails

that's a pretty boring take on ponytails

Why do you like the idea of samus looking boring

Because it looks nice.
your thread is shit check this 9

only if they're super sleek

if they're fluffy they're cute

What haircut would you suggest that isn't dyke shit?

>boring is nice

this, obviously

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She spends 99.9% of the game in her suit. Why complain if she has a ponytail?
It's her design; she's been rocking it for a long-ass time. There's no reason to change it now. Dozens of other female protags have it, but that doesn't mean it's bad. You could still pick Samus out of the entire lot.

That's very boring!

that's already better

This is how Samus should look. She should be a bigass adult looking woman...

boring as all fuck

ugly as all fuck

it's the opposite of boring, it's luxurious, thick and rufflable
>no reason to change it now
yes there is: it looks wrong. It looks like the hairstyle of an office worker.

stop lying

*spiky ponytails

>tfw no Samus cameo in Style Savvy

Show me what her hair should look like.

What's wrong with the hairstyle of an office worker?
Ponytails keep hair out of your eyes; isn't that what you want if you're fighting?
The long hairstyle combed over from Other M was great as well, but she never wore it like that while on missions.

Samus is a space adventurer who explores space dungeons and fights space dragons.

She's female space Conan. She should look like a Boris Vallejo amazon

like so

Every female on the planet would look 10 bajillion times better with a Hime cut
prove me wrong. protip: you can't

Where is that pic of all the current and possible hairstyles for bayonetta?
That's a good place to start

>what's wrong with the hairstyle of an office worker
It heavily implies that she's a shy and reserved woman who craves normalcy, doesn't like to stand out and fears adventure.
>Ponytails keep hair out of your eyes; isn't that what you want if you're fighting?
In that case why does she have huge bangs on her forehead? Why doesn't she pull it all back? Why doesn't she wear a headband? Why doesn't she shave it all?

There's no justification for her having this hairstyle. Only a vague excuse (it was popular in the 2000s) that doesn't hold up anymore.

Easy, because there are several hair styles superior to even himecut. Also,
>not mentioning their hair being black
shit taste

weeb
ponytails and 80's-style curly hair are the pinnacle of female hairstyles

Her hair isn't the draw of Samus' design tho.

What do you WANT, exactly?
Maybe Samus is shy and reserved. The only games where she ever talks is Fusion and Other M. Even then, she mostly keeps to herself in monologues.

she looks fine, calm down

Neither is her suit: it hides her sculpted physique under a giant condom

she looks really underwhelming now

Please give her a fucking Bayonetta beehive.

that's gorgeous

I don't know what kind of condoms you're using, but could I get a recommendation?

I want a fucking space amazon like she used to be. Not some jap's boring-ass Office Lady fantasy

I'm more annoyed about the mole and heels.

>ALL WILL BECOME ONE
>IN SABER WE TRUST

You sound retarded. Stop trying to force your fetishes and fantasies on a video game character.

I want to lick her stomach

it's a full body condom

Straight hair + hime cut + black hair

Fucking perfect.

t. Office Lady fetishist

Hime cuts aren't the best hair style though

shhhh, you're talking to a turboweeb, don't make him mad

>I want a fucking space amazon
You're alone there, my dude. The current Samus designs has received almost no complaints. It's prefect.
Characters change with time. Look at BOTW Link. They took an established design and completely threw it out the window. The new blue tunic is beloved by everyone now.
Actual Feminine Samus is 100% better than Amazon Shemale Samus, and it will never go back.

Exactly, hime cut in a ponytail is the best.

Prime/Melee Samus was a mistake

Nah, short black spiky hair with a spiky ponytail a best.

>You're alone there, my dude
I explained you why I shouldn't be
>has received almost no complaints
i explained you why it ought to
>It's perfect
I explained you why it's not
>characters change with time
I explained you why Samus changed for the worst
>Look at Link
irrelevant
>actual feminine
actual femininity is this
not office workers. Get your shit straight.

Now what else do you need me to spell out for you?

Crazy.
Right side of the hair completely shaved is god like

Congratulations on having the shittiest taste objectively possible.

She was never a space amazon, she was always an athletic woman wearing a bikini inside a power suit
>but muh nintendo power strategy guide said-
You are implying everyone saw that back in the day and not something that was pushed around the internet several years after the fact. I was around when Super Metroid was released, and no one saw Samus like some kind of amazon.

>how about them high-heels
keep em

Show me a picture of this because I cannot envision it.

God the Metroid fanbase is so fucking autistic

Is this the new "Fat Flabby Ass"?

Just imagine Lady from Devil May Cry but with a spiky ponytail.