What if it's shit? :(

What if it's shit? :(

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Then it's shit.

It's probably gonna be a big showcase for Odyssey, more amiiboshit, and some 3DS shovelware. Lower your expectations so you can be impressed if they don't totally drop the ball.

>if

Meh, wouldn't be the first time.
I mean I'm pretty chill with what we have now, the only thing I'm hoping for is a release date for Xenoblade 2.

fpbp

when does it start?

how long till it starts??!

1hour 15 min

>What I want:
Wonderful 101+102
Bayo 1+2+3
Smash Deluxe with the Wii U and 3DS shit blended together
Virtual Console where all your purchases from Wii U and 3DS carry over
Xenoblade 2 coming soon
Ike for Fire Emblem Warriors
Zelda DLC is fucking cool
Rabbids DLC is fucking cool
Harriet amiibo
Animal Crossing
More (free) themes like basic colors
More color choices in pro controllers
Slam dunk reveals and shit I never knew I wanted

>What I expect
40 minutes of Odyssey and 5 minutes of shit nobody cares about
Time wasted on shit like Samus Returns and Pokken that we already know everything about
Virtual Console will be a shit show AND you have to rebuy it
Indie games nobody cares about
Ports of bullshit I don't care about

I'm already happy with my Switch. Everything is a bonus.

Starts at 6 PM EST, so a lil under an hour and fifteen minutes. Will last about fourty-five minutes.

>Harriet amiibo
Really?

This. Not the end of the world desu. It's not like it's going to be the last direct they ever make.

>wants ports, but not THESE ports
>complains about shit nobody wants
>wants irrelevant character amiibo and Rabbids DLC

You know how when you get into your old age, your dad genes kick in and you get obsessed with the weirdest shit? My dad had the entire house in a fucking nautical theme and he never once went out to sea. Life preservers on the wall, lighthouses everywhere, blue theme to the carpets and walls, whole shebang.

Now I live on my own and I have fucking rabbits everywhere. Gimme a little figure of the bunny lady, fuck you.

>wants ports, but not THESE ports

Yes user, you can read. I'm happy for you. That's exactly what I want.

dont you fucking say that

He's not entirely wrong, if you're gonna get ports at least give the Nintendo exclusive shit and not crap like Rayman that just came out you can already buy for literally every other console.

Harriet's the fucking salon poodle.
See? Even you don't remember who the fuck she was.

thanks anons you are the MVP i love you!

mario.wikia.com/wiki/Harriet

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animalcrossing.wikia.com/wiki/Harriet

>My dad had the entire house in a fucking nautical theme and he never once went out to sea
I think your dad just liked the ocean. It's different from obsessing over fictional rabbits.

I knew who the stupid dog was user, I was just telling you the rabbit had the same name.

>Wanting a figure of ONE rabbit means I'm obsessed with fictional rabbits
user I at least have some of the little fuckers

It's a non-E3 Direct where we know most of the upcoming Switch games.

The better question is what if it's NOT shit.

Hoping for:
>Yo-kai Watch Busters (or "Blasters" as it's called because Sony are Jews)
>WarioWare Switch
>DLC for Mario Kart 8 Deluxe (Diddy Kong)
>Mario Tennis made by Camelot that ISN'T complete horseshit, like a port of Power Tennis with upgraded graphics

Expecting:
>Fire Emblem
>Fire Emblem
>Fire Emblem
>Xenoblade 2
>Mario Odyssey
>Fire Emblem amiibo

>More color choices in pro controllers
Did you see the third party Mario Red one coming out for $30? It looks fucking fantastic.

I remember seeing the Mario Odyssey white one and I couldn't tell if it was a photoshop or not, I hope it's not because it was fucking pretty. White controller, black sticks, red buttons.

45 minutes of shit is pretty average for me.

>PowerA
Enjoy your shit controller

furryfags baka

Just don't have too high expectations.

It won't be. Today is the day Pikmin 4 will be announced. I know it. This is the one

What's wrong with them?

I would buy it in an instant if it had a gyro

They're all shit. The only good direct was the one that revealed Xenoblade Chronicles X, Bayonetta 2, #FE, and the other games.

>Metroid Prime 4 teaser
>Gorgeous visuals
>Perfect atmosphere
>Orchestrated music
I'd be hype obviously, but if they don't get the OG composers, my soul would die
I mean, shit my dude youtube.com/watch?v=YfGsArRQjKE

That's because Nintendo has become shit.
OLD MEN RUNNING THE WORLD.

It's gonna be shit no matter what because all they will talk about is release dates for games this holiday.

Not him, but their analogs and triggers are pretty shit.