Which game would you play first?

Which game would you play first?

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I would get a divorce if my wife ever gifted me such a piece of shit.

I don't play dudebro trash

can i sell them instead

>people who play xbox getting removed from the gene pool
POTTERY

I'd prefer not to be cucked for the rest of my life and the only thank you is a gay ass xbox with a 3rd party controller.

His wife must really hate him.

>upvote/downvote buttons at the bottom
is this reddit?

The reposting on Sup Forums every day game. Because I don't actually like video games.

Considering its 3 fps vs 1 car game and its on console. Obviously the car game. Who the fuck plays fps with a controller?

says the guy with no gf or wife.

Women are a waste of time. I need to maximize my shitposting potential by becoming a wizard

Probably Forza, I like racing games.

>Xbone
Insult to injury, what a bitch.

>those fucking comments
reddit.com/r/childfree/comments/30xkxu/i_had_a_vasectomy_yesterday_and_when_i_woke_up/

Whac-a-wife

not him but unironically they are a waste, porn and fapping is infinitely better than gf or wife

procreation is a meme

>Yes, good goy. Prevent yourself from producing any more children and you can get VIDEOGAMES as a reward!

I guess she really did want a child

MGS5 of course

>as consolation for not being able to procreate, my wife got me a trash console and terrible games
White """"""people"""""" cucking themselves yet again.

Think of it this way: at least he's not breeding

shes getting bred by somebody else while the xbox distracts him

Why would his wife get him another Xbox right after he got one?

youtube.com/watch?v=A8f_aHL1ALI

hosts of one of the largest youtube channels got vasectomies together. why

I will never understand vasectomy. I've been with my woman for over eight years. No condom, just pull when near ovulation and never once had a pregnancy scare. Why do these dudes have so much trouble understanding a womans cycle?

>had vasectomy at 17yo because of some health condition
>had sex with gf with no problem of getting her pregnant
>reverse it at 23yo, last year
>now we are waiting for a child

you guys should do so too, i've read that the success rate is not that high though

>not wanting to fuck you're wife bareback and finish inside every time without worrying about a kid

lol ok

>birth control
>plan b
>abortions

But the scare of knocking her up is the fun part

>abortions
kill yourself

only gays do bareback

no, kill baby

>being rewarded for neutering yourself
>with the worst console and 4 objectively mediocre games

I'm planning on getting one in a few years, thankfully gf has an implant so I'm good for another two years implying. Also if you don't get an ask and you shall receive sexy time I'm pretty sure you just became a doujin.

t. triggered christfag

Probably Halo since I already played MGSV.

I would never ever get a vasectomy, wife could threaten a divorce and I wouldn't get one.
Or buy an Xbox One

>woman convinces you to no longer be a man basically
>asserts further dominance by rewarding you like you're a child with ice cream
I'd just kms if I was this beta

>is this reddit?
you're on Sup Forums, you don't even need to ask

mgs v ground zeroes is kinda cool

Sounds like you're impotent bud

You're supposed to knock her up
Continue you lineage you fucking faggot

Just don't be surprised when the kid is black

>reversing a vasectomy
How?

He gets Tyrone to do the job for him

MUH GLORIOUS WHITE RACE

Most of you will spawn useless kids that will grow up to be burger flippers, so why waste your time and money

It would literally take eons for a race of 1 billion to die out you clueless fucking retards

>Literally giving up your manhood for an xbone

>literally 1 hours worth of gameplay for a lifetime choice

Forza is the only decent game there. I'd get a divorce if my wife gave me a no games box.

I've been checked, actually. Good swimmers here.

When we were younger, I was worried there was a problems since she wasn't getting knocked up. Got checked, explained to the doctor how we go about things and yeah, it all works around the cycle.

>this fucking guy

I'd be pissed that she spent my hard earned money.

>getting a wife or a gf when a night with a hot young bitch that will fuck you good is much cheaper.

You're doing life wrong user.

She probably used his money

what do you get out of giving away 90% of your life to procreation?

Or you know, someone with morals.

So this is the elusive xbox audience

I thought they didn't exist

>Supporting Superpoblation

this

Okay, I'll bite. Source?

>I thought they didn't exist
They are working on it.

How can a man become so subservient to a woman? Is modern society really that far gone?

>women don't have jobs
What century are you in, /r9k/uck?

I understand getting a vasectomy in your 40s because you don't want retarded children or to kill your wife; but I can't understand the decision to do this as a young adult

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