He could shitstomp Doomguy
>muh immortaliy
Sam already killed one immortal besides nothing says he can't just BTFO Doomguy over and over again.
I mean what's the most enemies Doomguy fought at once in the vanilla games? 20? Sam has 20 as a warm up. The bosses Doomguy fought were shittier too there was that one of-screen titan but gameplay wise he never killed anything even remotely close to Ugh - Zan both in size and in power. Sam is also a cooler person I bet Doomguy is a fucking virgin.
but sam has ayy lmao on his side.
and magic guns
Doom guy has some bullshit offscreen lore, sam is just a time travelling bad ass.
On the topic of enemies, Doom guy deals with tougher enemies than Sam, it's almost unreasonable how many rockets some of those fucks take.
Sam has the funner new game.
is that you zergvirgin
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
why would they fight they seem like they would be good friends
>magic guns
yeah those two revolvers are so helpful
what the fuck is zergvirgin? Is Sup Forums shilling some retarded streamer again?
This
They'd just team up to kill more shit, although Sam and Dook would be a better fit
Sam>Doom guy>Duke
What about this guy?
>he thinks only the revolvers are magical
I see you never got the cannon
Sam could use the BFG a bit more than Doomguy
Do nothing because every single of his games suck after 1
One saved Earth. The other didn't.
He's still on it
>saving anything
>not killing for the sake of it
>current year + 100
Even Caleb wouldn't destroy the planet.
Serious Sam is boring.
Any 90's shooter > Recent Doom/Wolfenstein > Painkiller Black > Serious Sam series > Painkiller Sequels > Serious Sam 2
>Any 90's shooter
Yeah Witchhaven is so much better than Serious Sam
Fucking retard
Sam was great, what are you fags talking about?
I don't hate it, I just don't think its that Great. Pacing never felt right to me.
Battle out of Hell was alright.
Shame about the rest.
rest was made by different companies so that explains it
>implying Witchaven is bad
I mean, its no hexen. But I still liked it.
Serious Sam is like the Chrysler of 90's shooters. Get mad I don't give a fuck.
>90's shooters
>what the fuck is zergvirgin? Is Sup Forums shilling some retarded streamer again?
some retarded user in a previous thread who was like "but doodguy can't kill the zergs and kerrigan, he would loose!". he was anally blasted several times by other anons proving him wrong.
Serious Sam is my favorite fps series. The First Encounter had one of the best plots in any video games. It showed you ancient wonders and actual places, while breaking up action with short cooldowns coated in awesome flavor text about ancient aliens. Literally perfect. I like the sequels almost as much.
I liked the level design and environments of the second encounter more. First had just a variety of deserts.
noodoom feels like a serious sam game with all the locking me in a room to kill shit. its similarly terrible
I think the best levels are neatly distributed over all games.
You mustn't have played very many FPS games then. I mean I love Sam but I can only play 1 or 2 levels at max, otherwise it gets just dull. It's a very niche game imo that falls pretty flat in areas like level design.
>I can only play 1 or 2 levels at max
That's your limit, not a reason why it'd be a game for newbies. I can do 10 hour sessions of Serious Sam, usually beat em in two sittings.
Mental is a meme difficulty
The best representation of the game were large open areas. Some of the trap rooms were neat too, especially those where you could walk up walls and stuff. It did some impressive things for its time.
>game for newbies
What? Never said that
That's the joke.
There's one area that Serious Sam is better than basically all other shooters. The formula of how much damage guns do versus how much health various enemies have and how various guns affect various enemies on being hit is literally perfect. No weapon is useless, all have their own unique strategies, sometimes even multiple ones depending on the enemy wave composition. Sam's gunplay is tight and without a flaw.
Saying that a fan of SS must've not played a lot of fps games is the same as calling him a newbie. It's bullshit.