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Gavin Moore
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Cooper Gray
NIPS
Kevin Ward
>No chest hair
Luis Bell
dang marios feet look like that? holy fucking YUM
Carson Brown
DE
FUCKING
LETE
THIS
Gabriel Scott
LORE
Jordan Torres
WHY
Alexander Garcia
i'm gonna masturbate to mario's feet
Thomas Wood
MARIO NIPS
Parker Hughes
>Italian guy
>not covered in body hair
Jacob Green
This is too much memery for my tastes. I really hope they didn't intentionally do this.
Isaiah Gray
wtf I'm gay now!!
Leo Jenkins
A first for Italians
Cooper Reyes
>dad walks in
Gabriel Long
wait a second....
Hudson Wood
>this isnt canon anymore
fuck nintendo
Dominic Johnson
Mario is THICC
Jose Miller
>brown nipples
MARIO CONFIRMED FOR NOT WHITE
Oliver Perez
GRAND
Evan Perry
But Italian bodies don't look like that, not even the women
>t. Italian
Isaac Torres
he's italian my dude
Andrew Perry
Now that nips are canon, what do Peach's look like? Rosalina's? Daisy's Pauline's? Or better yet what about Wario's?
Landon Stewart
Mario has nipples? AAAAAAAA I CAN'T HANDLE THIS
Implying he's some neet who doesn't bother personal grooming. I mean look at that mustache, it's so luxurious.
Lincoln Hughes
>mario isn't italo-american and possibly not even human anymore
Elijah Ramirez
NOOOOOO
Elijah Edwards
We already knew he's Italian
Benjamin Diaz
He is Italian.
Landon Johnson
DAD
Charles Campbell
I fully expect foot fetish art of Mario to be available within the hour.
Noah Diaz
DAD
Carter Richardson
>That older Mario in the picture
DEEPEST LORE
Camden Johnson
>italian
>pink nipples
sorry?
Ryan Allen
underage
Brandon Carter
>that cute bird
Landon Baker
Liam Robinson
Where the fuck is his game boy tatoo?
Evan Rogers
The moustache is well-groomed, but not totally shaven off.
It stands to reason his chest hair would be manscaped into the shape of a mushroom, and his backhair into a question block
Jackson Hall
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
Jack Morales
NINTENDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jaxson Brown
Nozomi in snow level when?
Grayson Bailey
underage
Lucas Cruz
He's not really all that fat after all. He just has dwarf proportions
Henry Martinez
>Italian
>not white
Yeah, that's a fact.
Wyatt Morgan
>no chest hair
>no armpit hair
>no hair
>feminine body
How funny that this proves that western culture is degenerating.
Leo Edwards
MARIO FEETS!
Parker Kelly
>grandpa mario
wow
Ryan Ross
>Grand Dad is canon
Asher Smith
Why are those blue toads naked on his couch?
Christopher Walker
>giving human mickey mouse armpit hair
it's a good job you're not in charge
Tyler Morales
>No tribal tattoo
I guess they really regretted that campaign after all.
Mason Anderson
Who leaves annotations on?
Daniel Hill
>dry bones skull hat
Samuel Flores
LOOK BUDDY, MICKEY MOUSE HAS ARM, CHEST, BACK, CROTCH, AND PIT HAIR. WHY CAN'T MARIO?? JUST MAKE IT BUSHY AND CHUNKY LIKE HIS MOUSTACHE......... BITCH
Carson Watson
>no couple of curly circles for chest hair
Dropped.
Levi Cruz
What the fuck am I supposed to see here
Oliver Gray
>nipples exist in the Mario universe
This is all the evidence I need
Owen Anderson
>he shaves his chest, legs, arms and armpits
You're either a competitive swimmer or a faggot.
Robert Rogers
>no tattoo
Mario had laser surgery?
Kevin Gutierrez
...
Julian Brooks
>holy fucking YUM
Ding-Dong Diddlycringe
Jose Taylor
wtf that image
Xavier Phillips
DEEPEST LORE
Jaxon Allen
He's a Blank!
Xavier Ramirez
OVER 50 MOONS IN ONE LEVEL
HOW BIG IS THIS GAME
Blake Nelson
it says there is 69 moons
Jeremiah Allen
Would you like to see mine?
Isaiah Lee
>69
wink wink ;) epic easter eggs ;))
Joseph Martinez
>Italian
>white
We've known this for decades.
Brandon King
That's clearly one of those tattoos you can wash
Charles Miller
How many chubby chasers are gonna be fapping it to Mario tonight?
Charles Sanchez
From what I've seen they hand the moons out like candy.
The real question is how much of that map is actual level design and not empty space.
Jaxson Sanchez
Wow
Brayden Rodriguez
This is creepy.
Mason Hall
...
Ian Rodriguez
Holy shit
Eli Rogers
>yfw the eel is back
Blake Gonzalez
Looks more like Tomba.
Sebastian Hall
Get out newfag. It's an old meme.
Nathaniel Perez
i would really prefer if you'd be quiet
Ayden Bell
Do you classify Italians as their own race, or do they fit in some other racial group?
Because I don't think I'd be able to tell apart an Italian from another European
Jacob Rogers
tell me about Mario.Why does he shave?
Brody Clark
...
Chase Martinez
Peach makes him
William Perez
shut up nigger
Noah Powell
Italians are well know for their metrosexuality
Owen Rivera
Fuck off Carter.
Connor Diaz
Makes him aerodynamic, for maximum jumping.
Jackson Sanders
He's Mexican
Jeremiah Stewart
HEY PAISANOS
Hunter Wilson
Or else? Are you going to use your PRIVILEGE against me?
Jason Richardson
When is Doomsday Sup Forums?
Ayden Roberts
>FB_IMG
fuck off nigger
Jeremiah Phillips
...
Ian Johnson
What the fuck is the matter with you people?
Ryan Gutierrez
i want phoenix to bone maya so hard
Carter White
what the FUCK?
HOW IS THIS ALLOWED
Landon King
They're probably not the equivalent of stars in older games if there are that many. Well, they're probably the closest thing Odyssey has to stars, but they take as much playtime each to acquire.
Jordan Russell
Yes that's a Facebook image from a Sup Forums page
Ironic isn't it
Owen Diaz
lambda symbol, epistle3 confirmed
Robert Sullivan
Do some research. It's obvious.