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*breaths in*

3DS is the only platform besides PC I'd consider getting MC on, desu.

So what was the point of Microsoft purchasing Minecraft if its still coming to everyone? Are they making bank on it?

literary the last plattform which doesn´t have it plus low poly charme (for some poeple)

Minecraft was the stupidest fucking purchase in recent history, MS will forever have to be the bitch of other platforms because keeping it exclusive would make the 5 billion buckaroos spent worthless, it's hilarious.

>New Nintendo 3DS Edition
Why cant they just call it 'Minecraft'? Why does it always have a platform specific sub title?

Its literally on every current system. What is so funny about that?

Because Nintendo's marketing is pants-on-head retarded and they need to make it as clear as fucking possible:
NOT PLAYABLE ON THE NINTENDO 3DS, NINTENDO 3DS XL, OR NINTENDO 2DS

They own the game. They make money if people buy any copy of it. And considering how fuckhuge the 3DS market is, and how this game actually makes sense to be on the 3DS, they're going to make money for this.

But its like that very EVERY version of Minecraft.
>Mobile Edition
>Xbox One Edition
>PlayStation 4 Edition
>Nintendo Switch Edition
Though the Switch and 3DS ones are the only ones that include the companies name too.

Is the new 3ds market that big?

Because then they cant call it exclusive.

*blocks your path*

WHERE THE FUCK IS MUH MINECRAFT NEW NINTENDO 3DS EDITION, NINTENDO!?!?!?

Did anyone else notice the downgraded minecraft (fucking minecraft lmao) graphics? Skyrim for shitch too

wait a second, doesn't work on the old nintendo 3DS XL?

>tfw you remember joking with your friends about Minecraft being on 3DS
>years later and this happens

Everything looks downgraded on a 240p screen user.

Is the nintendo texturepack avaible for PC/

>despite being on every platform it'll sell 1 million on 3DS

>New Nintendo 3DS edition
>New Nintendo 3DS
>New
Uh oh. I was about to say there's like 60 million sold 3DS's but it seems like this is a New 3DS exclusive so they must be using this to push those.

Aaaaaaaaand it's $30 USD.

Dropped.

>Stupidest
Can you imagine how much money Microsoft is making off of minecraft? They have it on literally every platform and make sales from that. They have books, and merch of the game. They'll probably have movies soon too. Microsoft basically bought their own Mario. You would have to be a complete idiot to think owning Minecraft is stupid.

is it on the vita yet?

>We want to stress that the game is only on New Nintendo 3DS, and we've used all the technical might of the dual-screened wonder machine to give you world sizes of 2016x2016 and 128 blocks high – that's even larger than the worlds on the Wii U version! Multiplayer won't be available at launch but we will be adding local multiplayer in a future update. This edition's closest equivalent is 0.15.4 of Minecraft: Pocket Edition, and we'll be continuing to update from there!

isn't it amazing how productive Mojang became when the fat man left.

after he left, several dozens of ports, android and w10 version, Switch, 3DS and a VR and AR version on the way.

it's like Microsoft came in with a bull-whip and beat them into shape.

Every edition of Minecraft has a substitle that matches the platform other than PC

is minecraft still big? I get the feeling people really don't care about it at this point

It would be great if I could enjoy vanilla still.

I can't, You can't take my Immersive engineering away from me, I need my wires. I need them.

Vivecraft + Adventure maps

Wake me when they release a Dreamcast port.

Somebody dump it on Freeshop asap lamo

It's the second most sold game of all time. What do you think?

55 million active players.
Though the 3DS version doesn't support the "Better together update" so it's kinda useless unless you want to play alone.

BROWN

What version is of minecraft is the 3ds version? What features etc? Is there an official mojang post anywhere about this?

Any amount of licensing it would cost them to get the game on a different console will be instantly negated by how many dumb ass retarded children will buy the game. Usually they're buying the game more than once on different consoles; as in, they'll have a PC copy, a 3DS copy, a PS4 copy, etc.

If they paid 1 million for the license, they will make that 1 million back almost instantaneously; add in all the man hours/etc it cost them, they will still make all that money back and more.

>What version is of minecraft is the 3ds version?
it's the version that was designed to run on a 3ds
>What features
-it runs on a 3ds
-you can't mod it

minecraft.net/article/minecraft-new-3ds

Is there a point to this if you can't transfer saves? Like if you play on PC, and you pick up the 3DS version, you'd have to start all over again.

new players

Who the fuck buys 3ds games in 2017?

>So what was the point of Microsoft purchasing Minecraft if its still coming to everyone?

Minecraft makes more money from the merch than the game itself, it's basically late 90's Pokemania-tier in revenue.

>It's more expensive than the PS4/Xbox One/Wii U/PC/iOS/Android/Apple TV versions.

So that they'll make money. This is not a difficult concept to grasp.

New 3DS
it's not on the regular 3DS so i don't think you'll be pirating it, sorry

>3DS sales are slowing down what do we do
>Release Minecraft on it.

This is going to sell gangbusters in Japan. Hell, it's literally the only Vita game that regularly charts in the top 20 of media create for the past TWO YEARS.

Repatriating tax money. Microsoft has a bunch of money sitting in foreign countries that was earned and taxed over there. If they ever moved back to the US they would have to pay US taxes on it (double taxing it) and they have enough cash on hand in the US so there's no need so they just sit on it and wait (no reason to lose money if you don't have to). By buying a 2 billion dollar IP they're able to effectively move 2 billion back into the country since IP isn't taxable.

That's just because the console's proper names include the company's name.

I miss old minecraft when it was still new

...

What gay porn you watching there faggot?

I remember torrenting an alpha build and having a blast before all the niggers and normalfags and autismos ruined it

>hombrewer make minecraft on DS
>professional team can't make it for the old 3DS
bullshit

MS paid 2 billion. If you thought MC was finally over then you were wrong.

It costs the same as Wii U

>Shitting on trailer park boys
Fucking kids and their Family Guy

This is actually pretty cool, probably will end up buying this. Minecraft's good for a bit of dumb fun now and then.

Anyone know if 3D is gonna work? I'll literally buy it today if it does.

Why not the switch version instead?

IT'S RIGHT HERE GODDAMN ARE YOU BLIND STOP SHOUTING

Yeah the very first dozen builds were the best. Now i get into it and its just......horrible.

>3ds and not switch

Holy shit

Nigga, n3ds has been hacked since day one

1. Dont own one
2. Touchscreen stylus aiming is the goat nigga (unless I misunderstood the announcement)

It's already on switch

Nintendo Switch already has one you fucking ninny

I'm amazed it took them this long considering how many kids play minecraft and how many kids have 3ds's

How was I know that it was Trailer Park Boys with some fat shirtless guy

It's been on vita for years boi

>How was I know that it was Trailer Park Boys with some fat shirtless guy
I can tell you dont have much experience with that series

There's a fucking phone version that's on part with the pc version. Just get that one if you really want to play minecraft on the go

30 FUCKING DOLLARS FOR BROWN BRICK?!?!
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?!

Honestly it looked like garbage. Check it out yourself before you buy it.

Fuck off Randy

Might pirate it for comfy bed playing desu

t. Randy bo-bandy

JUST PLAY IT YOU...YOU DOUBLE NIGGER

>world sizes of 2016x2016
What the hell? Isn't the point of open world meme that it's infinite? Why does it have boundaries anyway if they only have to keep part of it running in ram?

I can't believe the game will only feature local Multiplayer. I'm so disappointed, holy fuck.

>game aimed at children on a platform used by children that will sell like hotcakes again
What's funny here? Or is it just Sup Forums not realizing that everything isn't meant for them again?

For a moment i thought that was a mirror.

They just want to make the N3DS a worthwhile purchase. There are barely any games that utilize its power. I can only imagine how DQ8 would have looked like had it been a N3DS exclusive. Probably identical to the ps2 version if not better.

.cia when?

Wheres the cia?

>-you can't mod it
3DS games are easy as fuck to decrypt. It's going to be modded.

Minecraft is autist bait.

You think that Microsoft WASN'T going to port this game to the biggest autist magnet since the gamecube? I'm only surprised it wasn't a launch title.

Not particularly fair. Lego is horribly expensive now.

>go back to home page
>see this

Why are you laughing? I think this is aimed for Japan, the franchise is huge there and the Vita port of the game sold a ton.

*breaths out*

If you were to run in a spiral shape, always generating new land, your save file will be incredibly fucking bloated

Minecraft would play like shit without the C stick.

It would be playable but not a great experience.

Its with your job you fucking leech.

>Buying 3DS games
Look at this cuck. I bet you're going to buy Samus Returns instead of already finishing it like the rest of us.

>it's not even in 3D

>it won't have online multiplayer.

All non-PC versions of the game have fixed world sizes just to make filesize/memory management easier.

Minecraft is the new DOOM. It'll be on fucking everything eventually, I'm surprised people haven't modded calculators to play it.

>60 million 3ds sold
>about 8 new 3ds sold

Guys, let's get a version out on the new 3ds

Lmfao are they stupid or just oblivious

cia when?