Hey there user! Come on down. We have all your favorite video games down here

Hey there user! Come on down. We have all your favorite video games down here.
We've got metal gear solid 5's final chapter , yakuza ishin I'm english annnnnnnd silent hills.

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normally it'll cost you an arm and a leg, but we're having a sale

What about Half-Life 3?

Hey faggot, this is my stormdrain. Give me $60 or fuck off

*honk* *honk*

No user...i have your favorite game down here.

My parents told me to never talk to strange clowns in the sewers.

$60? I thought you were PENNYwise.

Did the clown do anything wrong?

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Toddwise>Pennycuck

Do any of you have my favorite game fallout 4 down there?

I'm coming down to check out that Silent Hills!

I bet you don't have Terranigma. Wasn't released here asshole.

The new Pennywise looks goofy as shit.

>Do the Metroids crawl?

"Oh yes user.....they crawl..."

Do you have A new Burnout game?

Never ever ;_;

>MOM SAID IT WAS MY TURN TO BE AN EVIL CLOWN

Hey Toddywise you got Elder Scrolls Six down there?

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Do you have Red Dead Redemption on PC- oh wait...

I thought clowns are supposed to be goofy?

just your soul and 60$ plus 5 buck pre-order feeand its yours!

Bleh fuck that shit

Nah...im just gonna pirate it.

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Who the fuck are you fakers? I'm the real clown here!

yes, you can have the season pass as well. thank you for your purchases. your credit card has been billed.

Why is there two of you?

>"I'm english"

Fucking.
Dropped.

Well time to go to the bank to block this transaction

no

What is this sorcery?

This is the best Todd so far.

He looks like that kid

What, and Tim Curry didn't?
He's a clown, retard.

Pennywise was terrifying, new one isn't.

Do you have New Vegas!?

No, Tim Curry looked creepy as hell. This new guy just looks retarded.

He looks like queen Elizabeth, no joke.

Quick post horror Todds

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That mountain...

Can i climb it?

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that fat bottom lips ruins it

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It was his acting that was creepy. He was just dressed like a normal clown.
Stop nostalgia faggoting over a shitty made for tv movie.

No, his expressions were genuinely terrifying. Stop getting so butthurt over a fucking opinion, child.

>Stop nostalgia faggoting
>implying this user was even alive in 1990

>No, his expressions were genuinely terrifying.
You braindead retard, why do you think I said his acting was creepy?

>all these kids getting butthurt and defending nu-IT

no, the massive buck teeth ruin it

sounds like stephanie joosten

Yes exactly, point being is the new IT doesn't act creepy at all. It's hammy as fuck.

every iteration of IT is garbage but book>IT(2017)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>that other TV garbage. curry was the only redeeming quality and he couldnt save it

>implying you even read the book

her feet are god tier post the gif

The books are way more brutal.

every horror books were always gruesome. there's a fucking reason movies aren't matched to it

Can someone explain what all this IT posting is about?

Doesn't the book say it is a space alien that landed on planet earth which is actually a turtle?

The new movie came out recently and no one can decide if it was good or bad

>why are people talking about a movie on /t/v//

Was the child orgy thing removed from the story?
vulture.com/2017/09/how-the-new-it-movie-deals-with-the-child-orgy-scene.html

Nobody who likes the book is going to sit down and defend the ending. It's the first 95% of it that's quality.

Honestly though I think the ending being crazy bullshit adds to the charm.

It's Nicholson vs Ledger again

Yes, there's no way that shit would pass in 2017 movie, the only reason it was in the book in the first place is because drugs + pent up sexual frustration = underage gang bang. If you read that part of the book it makes no sense even in the book

Mmmm...I don't know. My dad told me not to buy any games from strangers.

"Why hello beautiful, and you ARE beautiful"- Melvin brother of the Joker

ask a guy who has bought Skyrim 4 times and will buy it for the Switch anything

Why the fuck didn't Bill finish it off? It killed a bunch of kids and he let it live

Was the girls dad sexually abusing her?

The black kid was literally token black character. Him and the Jewish kid are kind of just there as characters

Do have any games where 11 year olds have a gang bang?

EA: Excuse me, sir. Do you have a new Burnout in development? You DO? Well, you better let the poor series die out! A-ha! A-ha! A-ha!

way scarier than the remake.

I've got bosssssss weapons!!!!

IT ran away before Bill could finish it off, they knew it would sleep for 27 so they figured they'd come back and finish it off then, as for the black kid and the jew, I don't get it either, Mike played a much bigger role in the book and miniseries, he was the one who was interested in the backtory of Derry, not Ben, and the jew fucking dies at the beginning of the second part, so it doesn't really matter

I feel that Skarsgaard or whatever the new guys name is overall does a better job at terrorizing the kids but will fall flat on his face during the adult portion where all Pennywise really does is break balls, I can't see him coming close to Curry at those scenes.

WAHA WAHA WAHA WAHA

I thought that was the point of Pennywise, to look like a friendly clown in order to lure in kids?

no apparently It deliberately chooses a clown to frighten kids, even though he lured in Georgie with promises clown / circus shit and a friendly mannerism.
Truth of the matter is King's a fucking hack

why this of all king's books? there's so many better things to adapt. speaking of which, when is that stand remake coming? it's a miniseries I hope.

the clown is barely in the book and whenever it is it's either to lure or taunt someone.

Ha.

Underrated post

Eh, I disagree with all the hate. It was a super beguiling look. He had to look how a kid would like him to look, in that scene.

Because a shit ton of King's books were adapted into miniseries through out the 80s-90s and IT is the one people remember most

Please, no more. Wipe this meme from the face of this earth.

Do you have the new call of duty? I can't wait to play as a black guy in multiplayer. It makes me feel like the world is more equal.

>new IT's not bad
>NO IT'S SHIT REEEEEE NOTHING NEW IS EVER GOOD REEEEEE STOP BEING BUTTHURT

Yeah, that's why I'm saying that user's a fucking retard for complaining 2017 Pennywise looks too goofy. That's the point.

So why did the clown kill people again

I'm sure everyone in this thread can agree the dancing scene was retarded.

Am I right bros?

Hungry

I don't like the Georgie scene in the new It. Just way too menacing off the bat. In the book he's very pleasant, and Curry also managed to sound friendly.

why didn't he eat food like a normal demon thing
fucking retard
I'm gonna beat the shit out of that clown

No the new movie is closer to the book where Pennywise is creepy looking at first glance, they just fucked it up by trying to take it too far and made him look ridiculous. No fault of the actor though since the guy legitimately tried to do a good job and even did shit like study under a body contortionist to do the fridge scene.

>For instance, It clearly underestimates and scorns all of mankind, including the Losers. It is notable in many cases that It leaves an open escape route for the victims and lets them run away. This was seen when the young Ben Hanscom encountered the mummy and when Eddie saw the leper under the porch of 29 Neibolt Street. As a result of this superiority complex, It constantly makes mistakes and does illogical things. When Henry Bowers and his sidekicks chase the Losers into the sewer tunnel system, It attacks Henry's gang instead and turns on the Losers after killing two of Henry's friends. It is also mentioned in the novel that It killed a child named Frederick Cowan by emerging from the toilet, and yet It was unable to finish off the Losers one by one using this same method because It didn't believe that It needed to do so in order to kill them.

>tfw immortal demon alien is to intelligent to efficiently wipe out a group of 12 year olds

So is it technically correct to refer to It as a she? The book established that the closest we could get to understanding It's true form was a giant female spider. Even lays eggs.

I thought the whole point is that it has less power over them if they aren't afraid, doesn't really explain how it didn't get them when they were alone though