Boss has a nice thick ass

>boss has a nice thick ass

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what exactly do you expect to come from this thread?

come here 2 shitpost :D

If I saw this shit I'd burn my house down what the fuck

damn nature, you scary

Asses?

What insect is that?

Termite queen

Is there a THICCer insect out there?

I got you covered

eat it

These are actually a delicacy.

But does she have Rule34?

Looks like one of those coin-operated massage chairs at the airport

How does that thing move around?

it doesn't

THICC

I wouldn't want to cut that shit open. Termites everywhere. I would encapsulate it and burn it.

It just plants itself in the house and waits till it give birth?

>Tumblr
I don't even have to reverse image search this to know it's actually from there. It's like being able to tell if an image is mlp related.

>urge to put it in my mouth
W H Y

Termites are good for the environment
And they stop trees from getting too big and being a danger to humans
And they stop trees turning into coal

Its constantly giving birth. Other termites do everything for it.

hey guys

Wait a minute that bug...

Its a termite queen. It grows to that size in one chamber of the termite mound and the workers bring it food.

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woah hey guys, welcome to my cave

hivemind

termitemindmind

woah hivemindmind

I had no idea rhinoceros beetles start put as big squishy caterpillars, nice.

ebin

I wanna press a hot iron to it

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is that a fucking graboid

All beatles start out as larvae.

A caterpillar refers particularly to the larval phase of a butterfly or moth.

DON'T HOLD TARANTULA HAWKS!!

It's from Deviantart actually, but that might as well be the same thing.

why not

that's nasty

I want to bash every single thing in this thread.

god damn bugs are fascinating

>boss has a second phase

Well you're wrong faggot, it's not from Tumblr. It's from DA.

it's less nasty than kissing dogs or cats who eat out their (and others) buttholes on a daily basis

Their sting is so painful that the medical advice on what to do if you're stung is to immediately lay down on the ground, because otherwise your body with start sprinting while you're basically blinded by pain and you could get even more hurt

If you think that's nasty, then you should see their back end.

Gross and creepy as it is, the final product is undoubtedly beautiful.

I've kept shed snake skin in a small container for years and one day decided to open in and smell it, it almost made me vomit. Shit is fucking vile

just walk it off

jesus christ

That sounds like a lie. Also, I'm pretty sure the one in that pic is dead.

>boss is nightmare fuel

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The upside is that the pain is almost gone after five minutes

I wonder how many insects just get stuck inside their own body

I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED BY THSI THREAD

>Hall and Oates boss
>"Watch out boy, she'll chew you up!"

that's the second dumbest looking fish i've ever seen

>"just lie down and start screaming"
>"and this was actually in a peer-reviewed journal"

THE THREAD IS MILDLY SORRY
OR NOT

>Boss can eat you whole

>boss ambushes you

>he doesn't know

Holy fuck. I hate bugs so much

>live in zero g underwater
>still decide to walk on the seafloor

>Pikmin 4 has been confirmed to not be Hey Pikmin
>Pikmin 4 has been "nearly done" for two years now
WHERE IS IT NINTENDO

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which vidya series has the best bugs?

hi im bug boss

check out my rabbit, bro

Wait, these white things turn into beatles?
I feel dumb now.

Doesn't it feel really uncomfortable having a whole animal squirming around inside you. I wonder this about birds too when they swallow fish whole. Like imagine swallowing a whole cat or something and then it kicks around inside you

easy...

>he's never tried sushi

>boss eats you slowly

user, you fool, you're going to attract vorefags and hahaposters

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GOTTA BUY ZOO BOOKS

I mean most insects have a larval stage. For example maggots are the larval stage of flies.

The grubs that you commonly find in trees tend to be beetle larvae.

fuck molas

What if these fucks are actually aliens that came here millions of years ago and somehow devolved into this?

Wasn't this in a commercial for a shitty-ass animal magazine?

>upholstery boss
Looks like it's curtains for you

Yeah that crossed my mind

I don't know what kind of fucked up sushi you've been eating

>centipede bully not so tough after being molested

Never piss into a river because there's a tiny fish that can swim up your urine stream and get into your dick.

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>See an awesome looking fish I've never seen before
>Look it up on the internet
>Everything is talking about ways to eat it
Thank goodness man hasn't conquered the sea. Japan and China would kill a million years of evolution in a decade.

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Maybe if you're in the Amazon, you stupid fuck.

MOTH

>wake up
>that thing is on your chest

wat do?

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BUY FUCKING ZOO BOOKS YOU PIECE OF SHIT

don't you fucking diss Zoobooks you cunt

jesus, I thought it was a crab using a fish as a shell at first

>thicc as fuck
>wields a yo-yo
Perfect waifu

That look of sheer horror as they slowly realize what's going on.