What's the most fucking retarded god damn thing you've ever fucking seen in a video game, Sup Forums?

What's the most fucking retarded god damn thing you've ever fucking seen in a video game, Sup Forums?

well there was that time that you joined the server

baby Darkseid was even more ridiculous than Batmanium.

Vocal chords parasites that gives people superpowers

Thanks for making me drop Dark Knights before even reading part 2.

What happened to that kid?

this is pretty retarded

Your mom, LoL.

Chromatic aberration.

Modern film cameras don't even have that effect in it at least to a noticeable effect, so why the fuck are people putting it in games when it looks like hot dogshit?

It has no reason to be there aside from attempting to hide bad textures, but if your game looks bad anyway because of chromatic aberration, it defeats the purpose of even trying to hide bad textures, so it's just fucking retarded to put in your game.

I'd rather look at PS1 tier textures with a color palette that is visually pleasing than look at your fucking chromatic aberration that makes me feel like I have eye cancer.

>Batmanium
What the fuck is Batmanium?

I want to know too. Summarize it for us? Or post the comic. Sometimes we get away with storytimes. Or go to Sup Forums and dump that shit.

>Chromatic aberration
Can't tell if there is one chromatic aberration fag or if it's a meme.

apparently Nth metal is evil as fuck and a conduit to another hell dimension, and when batman was hit with the omega sanction and sent back in time, these creatures found him and decided to make him a conduit to our universe, but first they needed to treat bruce with specific metals to prepare him, with batmanium being the last one

What the fuck is Nth Metal and the Omega Sanction? I don't follow comics enough

Chromatic Aberration just sucks in general. I've haven't seen it in games but a lot of artists I've seen love using it for no reason other than to make the art uglier. It's disgusting

Chromatic Aberration is definitely a fucking meme, alright. A bad one that keeps getting put in games.

It's an opposing element to Starkium.

What

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The rubber bullets twist in Yakuza 4

Nth metal is a ungodly rare metal that is invulnerable, it can give powers to people.

the omega sanction is a type of omega beam that darksied can fire, bruce got hit with it and got sent back through time having to relive countless lives to return to the present all the while gathering energy to become a reality bomb at the end of it

this is supposedly when the god from the other world found him and started the process

That's
fucking retarded

I miss when comic books weren't retarded. Even JoJo isn't this retarded.

just like my japanese anime

While this does sound retarded, is the implication that the time warp shit is what generated the batmanmetal in the first place? New God stories get fucking weird when they remember these are supposed to be arch-concepts more than strong-dudes.

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Part6 with the black gay priest was dumb

That sounds retarded as fuck. Batman is a smart motherfucker with gadgets and brains, not a goddamn walking space-time-bomb-plot device.

But cenobite Batman is rad.

>Batman is a smart motherfucker with gadgets and brains

>Morrison
>retarded
Maybe he's just to int for you

Not anymore lol

You're right, that part where reality was completely overridden because a dude's stand was so ungodly fast it replicated another timeline was actually coherent storytelling.

If you think Jojos isn't mostly pants-on-head retarded past part 3, you haven't read it.

Well shit, Batman's been Other M'd

women

Personally i never bothered reading those batman comics, they just didnt interest me, this is an abridged version my friend told me.

regardless, this whole arc is actually pretty fun to read, even though its a bit retarded.

Pretty much, it hasnt quite explained all of it yet but thats the jist of what we do know.

Is that same Batmanium what created the evil Dark Knights like: ?

Yes

Really? This is what made you think comics were retarded?
Comics has been doing cheesy stuff like this since the medium started, like the time Batman had to wear a different color costume each day. It's what makes comics fun. I hate how comics tries to be "super serious and deep, you wouldn't get it so I won't even try to explain it to you"-tier now.

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You say that as if there isn't a middle ground.

There's fun and cheesy, and then there's "batmanium"

middle ground will end up being bland shit that doesn't know what it wants to be.

Like I said, stuff like that has been around since the old days of comics. Who hasn't fantasized of naming something with a stupid but cool name?

What?

The vocal chord parasites are not the same as the ones that give you superpowers.
Quiet, Code Talker and Skullface all have a layer of them that live on their skin and have essentially replaced all their organs.

>it's boring because I say so!

All of Kingdom Hearts

Says the guy who wants middle ground

I was going to post this but you beat me to it

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Gameplay

>Google a bit
>find this
Isn't this literally traced over Leon in RE4 promo art?

no way fag

I don't really care for comics but that looks pretty cool

what's wrong with it?

So adamantium, but retarded?

Rubber bullets

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C'mon now user, I can name at least 3 games with demon trains

Name them.

I'm gonna need your proof buddy

Spirit Tracks
FF6
Digimon Cybersleuth

No fucking way

At least FF6 didn't have a face on it that looked like it just saw its grandma getting out of the shower, unlike spirit tracks

Adamantium doesn't give people superpowers. Except maybe suddenly being able to expand it out of your limbs and through your skin if you happen to have your skelleton coated with it.

Killer is Dead had a cool one too

See the last half of my sentence user

Now that's pretty metal

this one?

Literally anything Hideo Kojima has ever created.

Anything that involves a new element is fucking retarded because we already know them up to 110+ protons, and everything above 90 is unstable as fuck and only exists for a fraction of a second.
So whatever miracle element you bullshit would be super heavy, and therefore incredibly radioactive and short-lived. But these idiots don't have the intelligence to realize they need miracle compounds and molecules, so it's at least slightly less retarded.

Anything on Earth or in the immediate solar system. Space is a big place and there's no telling if what we apply to our knowledge of physics and chemistry applies outside our solar system or even galaxy

>Enter cutscene
>Protagonist encounters basic enemies
>Could massacre them in two fucking seconds
>Get captured because cutscene

Wow. That's pretty spot on. Another reason to hate comics.

There's no reason to think physics works any differently in other places. If a distance of 12700km makes no difference, why would 12700AU be different?

>so why the fuck are people putting it in games when it looks like hot dogshit?
Not only it has a small texture bluring effect, it also has a subtle antialiasing effect.
Its mostly used to "mask" the bad graphics of consoles.

You need to be blind not to see CA in games. Unless you actually like the effect, then you just have shit taste.

>game tries to make bad guy's point of view look bad
>ends up making a good argument

Literal different physical conditions.

There's no way a star system that has a star 3-4x the size of our sun operates on the same exact physical rules as our solar system. And lets not even get into the theoretical physics involved in binary systems

yo

Duel Masters had a demon train.

>villain makes convincing arguments instead of being a one-dimensional straw man
>"wtf how is he the bad guy???"

More?

I WANT TO FUCK POWER GIRL LIFE ISN'T FUCKING FAIR

Of course it operates on the same physical laws. The physics of a binary are literally the same as the physics of the Earth and moon system or any other system of two bodies, just on a larger scale. Same can be said for a massive star, gravity crushes hydrogen so that it heats up and begins fusing into helium, just like our sun. The main difference there is that more mass = more compression = more heat = heavier elements can be fused. But the underlying physics are the exact same.

>Add spikey ears to any athletic built humanoid
>"Batman version"
No it isn't. It's a fucking cenobite with bat ears.

>batmanium

Batman's cum?

This
People didn't pay any attention to the game. The Superpower parasites were bred from a strain of The End's autocamouflage, and require complete replacement (as with Quiet) or partial replacement (Skullface) with augmentation (The Skulls) to have any serious effect. Metal Archaea and the Wolbachia are different parasites.

And all of them are trash plot points, what's your point?

>any graphical option
>instead of off it just has "very low"

what the fuck

NIGGA I HAVE 1440p LIKE WHY DO I NEED AA GODDAMIT

>Nth metal is evil as fuck and a conduit to another hell dimension, and when batman was hit with the omega sanction and sent back in time, these creatures found him and decided to make him a conduit to our universe, but first they needed to treat bruce with specific metals to prepare him
I thought this shit was about a rich guy in a bat suit fighting crime???

That's literally not traced though.

Not defending the artist for lazily copying a reference photo, but it doesn't detract from his ability to draw just because he's unoriginal. There's a clear distinction between copying or overtly referencing a work and actually tracing it.

You're not even wrong, but when 90% of the complaints about your game are factually incorrect plot analysis, it just goes to show why the bar was allowed to drop so low in the first place. MGSV was always going to print money, most of the "fans" have no serious critical view of the game. Its too big to fail.

Compare that to the Souls games, where arguably the fanbase was built out of community fixation on details even as far back as Demons.

It should be more clear to everyone involved that passive, non-invested audiences are a cancer in any creative industry.

Work on your reading comprehension.
>a dude's stand was so ungodly fast it replicated another timeline
You say that as if DC hasn't done that with The Flash like 5 times now.

Pokemon sure are running out of ideas.

>Made in Heaven's power is that it's fast
It isn't.
>a series called JoJo's BIZARRE Adventure has weird shit in it
Well color me surprised.