WHERE IS HIS HAPPY ENDING KOJIMA?

WHERE IS HIS HAPPY ENDING KOJIMA?
HE FUCKING DESERVES IT MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE.

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WHY ISNT HE AT HOME WITH HIS WIFE AND KID KOJIMA???
WHY DOES HIS KID HAVE TO GROW UP WITHOUT A FATHER IN A FUCKED WORLD AND BASICALLY REPEAT THE CYCLE OF FUCKED UP ALBINO BLACK PEOPLE??

I finally found what....

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he had his happy ending after MGS2. He got another one after MGS4. But you nibbas have to keep demanding more games

IIIIIIIIII WAS LOOOOKING FOOOOOR

>ALBINO BLACK PEOPLE??

You know there were dutch settlers in Liberia right? Raiden is likely descended from them, seeing as he has zero African facial features.

HERE I COME
COME
COME
COME
COME

STANDING

c-c-c-c-c-come
here i come

>People like Raiden now
What the fuck happened?

RULES OF NATURE

>he had his happy ending after MGS2. He got another one after MGS4.
This

he's clearly Raikov's sister's grandson.

I always liked Raiden, even before he was a cyborg ninja.

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He's albino you mong

I just spent 1-2 hours of my life trying to accomplish a "listen to a series of conversations" task in an airport in mgsv
I failed 5 times. Then I shut the game off.
Should I kill myself or just scream into my pillow for the next two hours? A video game has never made me this angry before. The worst part is, I always got through the first 15-20 minutes of conversations, but as soon as it gets to the part at the very end where you have to tail them back to the original location, I was spotted consistently multiple times trying to get out of the truck. The last time, I waited a really long time to get out until they were up the stairs and almost in the door, and then as soon as I get out they inconceivably turn around and see me. This after like 20 minutes of following and listening to conversations
like jesus fucking christ what sadist fuck thought it was a good idea to have such a glitchy and touchy objective last upwards of half an hour and have not a single checkpoint? For an autist like me that literally can't stop, this is tortue.

uuuuhhhh he's a fucking badass cyborg ninja you fucking cunt

But he has a BBC though. Or, had anyway.

MGR fixed him.

In MGS2/MGS3 Raikonov it was always implied he had like a 9-12" hung penis.

>mfw not sure if "standing here I realize" or "standing on the edge"

>standing here on the edge I realize

I want to see what Old Snake is up to. Just have Raiden come to his house for a little visit.

As awful and unfair it would be to force Snake to come back to fighting, turning him into a cyborg to prolong his life and restore his youth would be badass.

Kojima hates Solid, so he probably wouldn't have anything good happen to him if we got to see him again.

>turning him into a cyborg to prolong his life and restore his youth would be badass
Nah, Snake's time is over. Let the guy have some rest

>only knows violence
>not black

>Snake wakes up as an AI mounted on a Metal Gear like in Peace Walker

>flacid

>Metal Gear Flaccid

RULES OF NUCLEARRRR
AND THEY'RE WILD WHEN THE SUN'S BREAKING UP

I
SHARPEN THE KNIFE
AND LOOK DOWN UPON THE BAY
FOR ALL OF MY LIFE

I fucking hate sutherland so much
When he gives the "im already a demon" line he sounds like he's taking it in the ass

STRANGER I REALIZE
YOU'RE JUST IN THE MUD
AND SINKING DEEPER
CALLING TO THE NIGHT

TIME TO LEAVE THEM ALL BEHIIIIIIIIIIND

I GIVE MY LIIIFEEE
NOT FOR HONOR BUT FOR
THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES
THEY CANNOT MAKE THE JUDGEMENT CALL
GIVE UP FREE WILL FOREVER
THEIR VOICES WONT BE HEARD WHEN HEAVENS DIVIDE

youtube.com/watch?v=gnZyTaSdBs0

Use your intellect, evade my memes.

he's dead you idiot

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>tfw Win10 wont stop rotating images for no raisin

Why don't they just mass produced Raiden rather than Metal Gear?

Platinum turned him based.

But that's exactly what they were doing, remember those brains Sundowner was training virtually? Who would later get cyborg bodies?

didn't you see the childrens brains harvested in Revengeance?

he's having a nice regurgitated smoke in upper heaven right about now

Did you missed the codec calls about the Sears Program?

>Everyday we get closer to real life Blade Wolves.
Gekko's when?

He has the best Metal Gear game, of course I like him

He was a whiny cunt in MGS2 but ever since he became a goofy over the top edgelord with a sweet spin-off game I could give less of a fuck

That's literally what Desperado/World Marshal was doing. The kids' brains were being run through a simulation patterned on Solidus' training regimen for Raiden and one of the reasons Raiden went to rescue them was because he was trying to stop them from becoming mass-produced Jack the Rippers.

Albino isn't a race you tard

I still can't believe the dialogue in this game
too fucking great

as in, he's an albino black guy idiot

GOLDEN RAYS OF THE GLORIOUS RULES OF NATURE
NOT CONTENT TO LIVE THIS SOUL CAN'T BE CUT
THE ONLY THING I KNOW FOR REAL
ACROSS THE UNFORVIGEN SEA

>now
New

This is what an albino black person looks like you fucking autist

update, tried it again and got it finally

still wanna kill myself

That totally looks like Raiden. He should cosplay as him.

nice job user, that would have made me quit after the first try. If EVEN metal gear players get tired of the pointless forced conversation then they crossed the line

you were the lightning in that rain

>metal gear rising 2
>play as resurrected cyborg sam
>fighting an army of mass produced raidens from the sears program

they brought back Bladewolf after you sliced it into bits, I see no reason why they couldn't bring Sam back.

>sam is initially pissed off that he got resurrected because he wanted to die fighting with raiden
>now he's on a quest to finally find a reason to fight again
I would buy the shit out of this

>fully cyborg enhanced Sam
My dick can't handle that

>What the fuck happened?

he got better in 4

His happiness is ripping people apart. He's already happy.
His solid snake is probably high frequency too.

theyre legitimately the most frustratimg objectives Ive ever been assigned with. Give me freedom, give me no checkpoints, and then every other fucking mission make me tail people and listen to conversations for half an hour oh and by the way they glitch out constantly good luck

No, fuck you. Buy Metal Gear Survive!

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Only you are subjecting yourself to this challenge. Does any reward actually entice you? For what purpose do you seek this struggle?

It would make complete sense that the next generation of snake "clones" are all simulated ai and are essentially replicants developed by some fools. But they gain sentience and make an army only the theme is about consciousness and free will.

It won't get developed but in my headcannon the mgs universe totally aligns with a future where this happens.

Saucy jack has always been a fan favorite

>DOKTOR.. TURN OFF MY VENTILATION FANS
>But.. But
>DO IT

>Ameriburgers think their western sub saharan negroes are the only blacks

Only albinos have naturally white hair.

first he was introduced the the indisputable best mgs game

then he got an awesome spinoff

raiden wears wigs

A STRANGER I REMAAAAAAA
A
A
AIN

Kojima doesnt like mgr because its way better than anything he could ever write

Kojima is butthurt that Kamiya is stealing the spotlight from him.

it's called autism. I try to complete every task that's possible and skip the ones that aren't possible until I get the upgrades. My routine for missions is this: blind, then go for tasks, then finally an S rank run if it hasn't happened on the last two. I've put like 50 hours into the game and I'm only like half through it, I like my games to last to I autistically accomplish all the little side objectives and side ops it gives me because no life

C H I L L S
H
I
L
L
S

He made a fucking self-cut trailer for it.

Why wouldn't he like it?

people think kojima doesn't like mgr, but he was supervising director and has only praised platinum games for their effort

He gets off to cutting people and in the of the game, he finally both, admits to it, and finds a good enough reason to do so.

He got his happy ending. Problem is, everyone else probably doesn't.

STANDING HERE

In what way?

Raiden is light blond.

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Thats just part of the contract he had with konami

he said during interviews after the buzz that he doesnt want it to be canon

By making better games with better story

That doesen't imply he disliked it though, I bet he never actually played it
But yeah, he did mention that to him it's not canon and it was never included in any official timeline

Wait, are you thinking Kamiya had something to do with MGR?
Cause he didn't, even had to make a statement declaring so on his twitter.

Otherwise, Kamiya ain't stealing anyone's spotlight except in getting sequels to his games given to other directors or getting them cancelled.

Medic had a hard life.

It's kinda funny that some people think that Kamiya has made every Platinum game

Somehow I don't think Kenji Saito and other folks at Platinum are laughing about it, you put all that effort and someone completely unrelated gets the love based solely on past glory.

Lol raiden is black. Get over it.

Honestly, i think its just retards who don't know shit about vidya and shitposters
It only takes to beat the game, watch the credits, see that Kamiya is not mentioned anywhere, and not be a retard

Iroquois > Jack = Medic > David > Jack > George > Eli