Hey mister, can you buy my game, please? My daddy won't let me have dinner until I've sold 10 more copies

Hey mister, can you buy my game, please? My daddy won't let me have dinner until I've sold 10 more copies.

fuckin hell kid you've got bigger problems, you aughta get your chin checked out I could dig a fucking trench with that

todsposting isn't funny

who is this shota

You know what to do, kid.
*unzips dick

Don't ever not buy my or my sons game again.

Hey guys! What exactly are you telling my son?

Never did and never will

Hey, little boy, over here! say, you look familar. Did your father teach you about buying Skyrim™ Special Edition on Xbox One™ and Playstation™ 4, even if you already own The Elder Scrolls®, V: Skyrim, to support the developer? I bet he did, you look like a good kid. Wanna game? only $59.99 plus tax or your regional equivalent!

So you mean you bought it?

Lmao what the fuck that really does look like Todd's son. faceapp?

>mfw tod posting is growing funnier by the day

Buncha niggas trying to tell me dat Creation club costs alot, what kind of cardboard box are living in eyy? Todd howard wipes his ass with 600 creation points.

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When I was a young boy...

>toddlerposting
>in the current year

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>...I was in the chess club, yes there was a chess club. And everyone said what they wanted to be when they grew up, I'm gonna be a fireman or a police officer. Well, I'm gonna make videogames and everyone's going to play 'em...and they laughed. Who's laughing now?

*cough* *cough* It would mean the world *cough* if you got fallout 4 for my death wish user, atleast *cough* get pre order skyrim *cough* for my son. So he can *cough* be able to play Skyrim with someone on the Nintendo Switch *cough*

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So you wanted Smash and Animal Crossing?
Too fucking bad, here's Doom and Wolfenstain by Bethesda software.
And don't forget to buy Skyrim again, you little pricks.

Toddposting was never funny and always screamed Reddit.

Hey kiddo, nice games you have there. I hope you don't mind if I take them from you for free.

NO BULLIES ALLOWED IN MY CHESS CLUB

Someone post the todd anime webm

don't have the webm, suprisingly

Hey Todd I might just get overrwatch, sorry buddy

The only way you'd be able to know if it was reddit is if you yourself are a redditor. now go back

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Quite the opposite. Toddposting (used to) require decent Photoshop skills for making fresh new Todds, which isn't something the average reddit/9gag/Facebook normalfag is capable of. They use ragefaces so much because white image on white background was easy to do.

Sorry i am having too much fun with Fallout 4 and its season pass. Maybe i try out creation club content later.

Shit boys like you deserve to be hungry.
Maybe this teaches you to make better games.

Excuse me sir, this little boy has told me you havent bought his game yet, is that true?

Hey kid, you look lost. Where's your mom?

Listen man, i'm between jobs, I don't got a lot of cash to throw around, sorry, the kid's gonna have find another buyer. I've only got enough to pay for this weeks groceries and the rent.

Hello? I think I've lost my son, have you seen him?

DON'T OPEN IT. IT TURNS YOUR WALLET MONEY INTO FALLOUT 4 AND SKYRIM

>3.01 MB, 1076x1105
what did just download

Hey baby. Wanna fuck?

Yeah there he is over there.
Wait a minute you're my wife!
I thought you were at home playing Fallout 4TM published and created by Bethesda.

Looks like Zoe Deschanel

>*my wife's son

How did they ever get a high res photo of Todd's face in the first place?

shut up, punk

Sir don't you dare talk to my wife with mods installed on her like that. If you ever do so again you eill have to buy our big, delicious games until you can no longer feel your life anymore and prepare to buy the next Bethesda game and ejaculate like the sassy you are.

That's your wife?!
As your friend(customer) I feel like I have a responsibility to tell you that she wasn't staying up late playing Fallout4 last night. She was actually streaming that New Vegas game... I'm sorry to be the one to tell you Todd, but you have a right to know.

>all your friends are down here user, they're all playing Skyrim and they all float! Don't you want to play Skyrim with your friends?

It's a public photo of him. Seen it as far as 2011

I'll give you a new son if you know what I mean.

I'm going to make them give back our paid mods

But he's a child.

Please be b8

Stop Toddposting. You're literally bullying the poor man.

h-here's my receipt

fallout 4

DELETE IT DELETE IT

kek

>And when you're down here, You'll float too, user!

I wonder if the real Todd is aware of this meme and that is why he never appears anywhere anymore.

Todd, if you see this, I just want to say, thank you! I got Skyrim and Fallout 4, as well as Oblivion, Fallout 3, Morrowind and so on. They are my favourite games.

Please stay awesome, Todd. Save Arcanum, if you can. And I'm looking forward to Starfield - I hope it is like the Elder Scrolls, but in space! With mods.
And once again, thank you Todd.

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He very much is. And you're right, he awkwardly laughed at the couple of pictures shown and tried to play it off as cool but he's either scared of these threads or mad at them, i couldn't tell properly because he's weird in person. You know the awkward who goes along with the group, mutters in his breath and avert their eyes when you look at them? He's that but with pretend selfsteem because success. Well, "success" since it's borrowed power from zenimax at this point.

Poor Toddler Howard

Oh fucking great, what's next?
Todd's Family Dog?

When was the last time he was public in an interview or game show like E3?
Will he really not show up anymore that's fucking awful

go to bed, Todd(ler).

I wouldn't be surprised. I remember seeing one E3 interview where iJustine was hosting and bothered him with shitty normie questions like "OMG Todd, when will get a twitter account??? ur fans need to know about ur daily life and private life ahahaha." And he was bothered by that, you could tell and all the other normies chimed in like retards. I mean, for fuck's sake they got that normie Pete Hines for a reason. It doesn't have to be Todd being busy on social media if it's not his function anyway.

What do you think is Todd's reaction/opinion about Todd posting. Surely he is aware

Just-WOOF WOOF- buy it!

who's dat waifu?
post feet plz.

it's a man baby, says literally cakeboy on the shirt

I'll take todd over frog/wojack/youtuber/consolewar posting any day.

I STRONGLY urge you to buy some other game

How about the wonderful Elder Scrolls series or Fallout 4 by Bethesda Softworks

too spooky

ah yes! Bethesda! they have so much gooz games like that one where you can totally climb the mountain, my favorite one is New Vegas (tm)! I even bought it to support the franchise!

are there new New Vegas games coming up mister Todd?