I don't understand why people hate the zero suit

I don't understand why people hate the zero suit.

It's supposed to be sexy and it is.

how old is samus?

It's perfectly functional as something to wear underneath her normal suit.
It's sexual because Samus herself is an attractive young woman, and she is one because she's a fucking video game character.

Women aren't allowed to be strong protagonists in video games unless they are non-white and as repulsive to males as possible.

She looks much better without the suit.

repostan the latest official artwork

the only advantage women have is their influence over men
nasty looking ladies either have to be nice and useful in some other way

>latest official artwork
they brought the pumps back? what's this for?

>high heels

Brawl ZS Samus, best ZS Samus

25-30 I would think

dominating weak beta males

Nobody gives a shit about the appearance, she's worn lewd whatever since the 80's. The problem is this bit of flimsy fabric is apparently just as powerful as her Power Suit

>just as powerful as her power suit

Who said this?

Artbook for Samus Returns
or so I've heard, I haven't seen it myself

Smash Bros

smash bros. isn't canon. Of course she is going to buffed to be a viable playable character

problem is the increasing focus on the zero suit

Samus should be 99% power armored badass and 1% hot female
and said 1% has to be concentrated AFTER the final boss

what game changes this besides zero mission and other m?

I wouldn't mind a whole stealth game in the zero suit.

it's not just about games it's about all the peripheral marketing and appearances

also other m was damaging enough to the entire metroid series to count as 5 games worth of crap

See That didn't stop the underage. Thanks to overexposure to the suit in both non and canon medias, people prefer the latex suit over the character.

Tell me anyone today that know's Sams would care about her as much if that suit never existed. Or, didn't exist as the skin tight rubber suit that it is.

at this point I honestly would prefer if samus had been male

>what game changes this besides
It's outsold every Metroid game combined. Making it more head-canon than the actual game

I don't get why other m didn't become the postchild game for the SJW crowd

For once you ACTUALLY had an example of a strong female character being completely butchered in favor of a newly introduced male one. Not to mention all the feminine stereotypes and the hamfisted baby "allegories"

I like Other M

sjw's hadn't been socially engineered by western media corporations yet

get out of here dobson

I'm cool with the zero suit, it's a little boring but it's fine as long as it doesn't have high heels on it. The problem is that her Fusion outfit was better.

Well it's a good thing there are no zero suit segments in Samus Returns.

Report and hide waifu threads.

princess samus game when?

I wonder what Samus' feet smell like, haha just curious

When the world is ready.

samus is goddess tier

Perfection

Yeah, she's the Goddess of Gaming! None will ever come close.

Got some shit on your face there Samus.

It overstayed its welcome. Samus is better when she has a new design in every game instead of just tweaks to the zero suit.

Can you change the color of her arms while you're at it?

People don't hate the zero suit. People hate how other people have flocked to it. Samus spends precious little time showing it off and yet that's all waifufags and cosplay whores know about her because they don't actually play Metroid. Personally, I think the power suit is sexier.

long samus

I used to not like it because of the forced stealth segment in Zero Mission.

Because it attracts retarded secondary fans just like 2hu

Looks amazing

>how a game sells determines if it's canon or not

Some fucking people

I'm not sure why a woman as tall as Samus needs high heels.

Haven't you heard? Samus is a womanlet now.

The armor is more appealing because of what you don't see.
It's like how Harley Quinn was sexier when she was in a suit and mask.
ZSS is for philistines, just like Juggalo Harley Quinn was in Suicide Squad.

How does she turn into the morphball??

She turns into energy and suit arranges itself into ballform

Could be worse, imagine the hate if she wore her Super Metroid stuff instead of a bodysuit.

Head-canon. More people have played Smash, why would they know any better?

There is nothing I would love more than this. Throw the ZS in the trash and bring back the Super undies.

wasn't samus a tranny lol?

>best suit
>best Samus outfit
good taste all around

>another fucking waifu thread pissing contest we've had six trillion times

Report and hide.

>mole

>Moles are bad meme

It's sad that low tests can't appreciate imperfections.

Her body was made for the mating press. Based Sakomoto

The worst part of it is that she always has her hair tied up

It's time for her and Chief to fuck.

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