"FAGGOT FRIENDLY HAS ENTER THE GAME"

>"FAGGOT FRIENDLY HAS ENTER THE GAME"
>HEY GUYS STOP ENJOYING THE GAME AND GIVE ME ATTENTION
i just fucking hate friendlies.
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>Kill friendly
>"everyone kick user for being a tryrhard"
The salt is the #1 reason to kill friendlies. Well, that and the free kills.

>play spy
>disguise as friendly
>let the madness ensue

always kill the friendlies. TF2 is about objectives not taunting spamming pootis

NANI?

HOLY FUCK LADS CHECK YOUR STEAM UPDATES

What the f**ck is a friendly

HOLY FUCK

TF2 UPDATE

TF2 UPDATE

GET IN HERE FUCKERS

Shit lads

>10.9 MB
THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE

>it's fucking nothing

IS IT TIME

fuck

did they fix the unholy mess that is pyro

wew

Valve time was a mistake

How did they pack the entire shebang into such a small update? Truly inspiring.

>want to play the game
>dumb shits are all in one base taunting endlessly
>kill them as demoman
>"Kick user for being mean"

steampipe magic

>see update
>remember it's Thursday
>get hype
>10.9mb

>reinstall after a string of threads on Sup Forums
>cannot find a good server or lobby
>valve "matchmaking" is completely terrible
>nothing but 24/7 instarespawn servers
>completely terrible players in every game as well as afks

>some shitty tryhard faggot joining a friendly server made for friendlies and even have the word friendly on the server's name
>kills everyone on sight and play the objective
>everyone then proceeds to fuck him up
>starts to insult everyone by saying that being friendly isn't part of the game
>someguy (sometimes me) call out for his reading comprehension saying that the server is made to friendlies and he can fuck off if he doesn't like it
>start to bitch out before quitting
EVERY. FUCKING. TIME...

Just kick em. In my experiences everybody in the server actually hates them but everybody's also too lazy to start a vote.

>valve "matchmaking" is completely terrible
why? I pretty much exclusively play on them, don't have problems.

neck yourself retard

You're what's wrong with TF2, faggot

The five games I played with valve matchmaking were free wins. Two of the games the enemy did literally nothing, the rest of them they were just terrible.

>play Hightower
>retards bitch and moan if you dare touch the cart

Try it again, it's good most of the time, you just had bad luck i guess.

>play Harvest
>retards cap the point

Strange, I don't remember the last time I got a stomp match. Try again I guess.

>go friendly heavy
>enemy demo just lets me stand there
>give him sandviches as he stomps my team

is this your card?

why does every solder i see use the conch/black box and have a butt buddy medic?

>play Harvest
>retards don't cap the point

because they can't play soldier for shit so they use the most overpowered crutch loadout

>Black Box
>OP
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AAAAAAAAHHAHAHHAHAA
*breathes in*
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHA

Reminder

youtube.com/watch?v=w1W5DU4zmAA&t=12s

>heals on hit
we medic now

>playing TF2 for graphics

black box can be dealed with but when you combine it with the crutchbox you get a medic with a rocket launcher
also notice i said loadout, so the black box and the crutchbox put together, not the black box in general
need glasses?

meant to reply to

>Play Harvest
>No one caps the point because everyone is busy spawncamping the retards on the other team

Tell me anons, how do you feel about it being yet another thursday with no update release?

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I've already given up

Doesn't matter. Game's already dead, the soul of TF2 died long ago. I only hope the pyro update isn't complete shit so it doesn't go out on a sour note.

>blatantly hacking to the point where I spawncamp the entire enemy team solo as a Sniper
>people keep refusing to vote or hitting F2 on the many votekicks and I end up running the server into the ground for 2 straight rounds unopposed

I remember using that loadout in the past and people were shitting on me for dominating them.

Then I realize that the best loadout is going full stock

>playing on turbine as scout
>sees that one autist with 500 point that never leaves the server
>woops his ass in scout 1v1 3 times of 5
>calls me a lucky noob
>he swiches to solly
>i also swich cuz i used to be a soldier main anyway
>can barely kill him with soldier because the most of my team is afk unlike his
>literalls talks shit after every time he kills me or even assist
>swiches to demo then back to scout
>calls me ragescout
why some people take this game so fucking seriously?

I think the funniest loadout to fuck with people is Direct Hit + Reserve Shooter.

On the one hand, it's the reserve shooter, but on the other hand, you're using arguably the hardest to use Rocket Launcher and it's on Soldier not Pyro, so people get really confused

Why do people not play the objectives anymore? If they wanted team-deathmatch they could always fuckoff to CoD.

>direct hit
>hardest to use
its like doing arishots with training wheels

reserve shooter 4 solly is underrated though

me and my buddies ran into some fag who was spamming chat and had wall hacks. He kept changing his name so we couldnt vote kick em. But we somehow managed to win cuz he was a massive fucking retard that had no idea how guerilla warfare works

The deathmatch map is called 2fort.

>solly
>i i i i i
>cuz
>literallss
>Can't into grammar
You must be 18 years old or older to post on Sup Forums.

>Still clinging to this decade old game on community-created life-support
Why not plat Overwatch? They took the TF2 format and perfected it. I know Sup Forums contrarianism forces you to hate fun things, but solace awaits with Jeff.

it only happens on ctf maps. and honestly, im fine with tf2 deathmaches.

>they could always fuckoff to CoD
obvious bait

Because all the skilled players dropped this game years ago and now you only have gutter trash and hackers who are either too poor or too shit to play anything else.

Well it's more for the popup itself for the DH then into Reserve shooter, basically like the Pyro Combo but with a rocket

>"friendlies" join the server
>they start "befriending" people on the server
>some faggots join them
>kill them repeatedly
>they kick someone else and their leader announces that he is going to vote kick me when the cooldown ends
>start a vote to kick their leader
>their idiot friends press f1 without looking
>furfaggot has been kicked

>whats an unintentional typo?
also if calling the soldier "solly" triggers your autism, your the one that shouldn't be here

>the lenny that lines up on the scout's face
every time

>Wanting friendlies to leave their containment server

Pretty sure most typos are unintentional, retard

New update right now

Too bad it's probably the same old localization files stunt.

I don't get that shit. Why are you going to join a server full of people playing the game and try to get them to stop playing the game? If you want to do that shit join a server that is doing the same.

I want them to leave, period.

Im using the rs with the stock launcher and its still effective. if you are up against some good scouts or missed an airshot you can always rs them

Playing rps and dancing with the people that you had a huge ass bloody fight against for like 30 minutes can be good. Friendliness is okay. Doing nothing but being friendly is pointless. Going ape after some fagola killed you while being one is autism.

>everyone today

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>it's good most of the time

dumb ESL poster

maximum bait

Your 2 cents have been deposited to your account

Crutches
>Scout
Force a Nature/Crita cola
>Soldier
Balck box/Conch/Escape plab
>Sniper
Darwins Danger Shield/Machina
>Engineer
Rescue Ranger
>Pyro
Backburner
>Demoman
The Loch
>Medic
Ubersaw
>Spy
Spycicle/Dead Ringer

Call me when I don't get banned for saying gg

Ubersaw is the only medic melee worth using

Here's the biggest crutch of all for soldier.

Gunboats

At least for 90% of people, the 10%
that actually use them properly are fine.

epic troll

What about Heavy?

A pocket medic

Do you use the stock Rocket Launcher or The Original?

>Crit-a-cola
If they ever gonna release the pyro patch you just can be sure that they will drop it into absolute garbage tier, so it will be even worse than its original stats of deal mini-crits/receive mini-crits.

Stock because original is ugly.

The Original because I'm a DOOMfag.

It's not a Doom weapon...

I know, it's based on Quake, but it has DOOM's pov and I didn't get into Quake as much as DOOM. I could just say "I'm a nostalgiafag" and that would suffice just as much as an answer.

Stock because peeking

stock or tomislav + sandvich + GRU

natasha became absolutely useless after that update. I occasionally equip the brass beast when the enemy team has 3+ sentries. the huo long heater is okay in really close quarters maps

>I didn't get into Quake as much as DOOM.
Same here, if you're about single player. The monsters are just cooler in Doom. And it has more content!

I went from playing TF2 20 hours a week to 0 for a month now.

Moved onto EDF 4.1 since then but have taken a break because >no friends and can't solo Inferno.

I caved and bought Destiny 2 today. Might entertain me for a couple days.

>faggot adds you on PSN

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Post Collector's

Cute! It's a girl (male)!

>the only good loadout for heavy is a crutch
Really erects my dispensers

Fucking finns. There's something wrong with a country that spells so much gibberish even other nordic countries wonder what the fuck is wrong.

Any other ones you want?