Sup Forums plays: Game Dev Tycoon from hero to zero

5 wins things. This may be the point in which our company starts to crumble

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0/100/0

20/80/100

100 0 0

100/0/0

20/65/25

RIP leddit

0 100 0

0 100 0
no sound

40/40/60

0/0/100 No sound.

100/0/20

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25/80/40

RIP Reddit

>may

>here lies Reddit Inc. it made history as making one of the worst games of all time and spending 1.5 million on a both to advertise it

>text based
>open world
oh dear

66/33/100

Rundown of current game

>Cyberpunk
>Strategy
>For children
>Text-based
>No savestates
>decent dialogue and gameplay, supposedly good artificial intelligence

>97 fucking hype generated by the G3
>This shitty stats
Gentlemen this is it. It's been an honor making games with all of you
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Trash it, Konami did it and it went right for them.

RELEASE IT

release the hounds!

We'll be fine, my 5 guarantees it

RIP in Pizza

Let's just get on with it

We made two great games in a row, got enough money for a huge G3 booth and then we decided to make the worst thing in this company's history

time for release.

RELEASE

just post it already you faggot

Here come the money!

Trash it

Godspeed, OP.

>this fucking game
I fucking told you niggers not to get cocky with our dosh

WE INVESTED TO MUCH IN MARKETING
NO WAY THE GAME MAGAZINES DARE TO GIVE US SHITTY SCORES

MR GORBACHEV RELEASE THIS GAME

I Just wanted to go big
Why did you fucked it up?

Where is my cutie cumjak gone? :3

IT'S MEDIOCRE HAHAHAHAHA

Trash it, we can rebuild it, we have the technology.

RELEASE IT UPON THIS WRETCHED WORLD

Talk about company loyalty

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF VIDEO GAME JOURNALISM

Huh.

RIP

W-We have made worse

holy shit that was much better than expected
thought we'd fail fo sure

SAVED

Was expecting way worse. We can salvage this

I was expecting worse

Nigger, getting a 5 from video games reviewers is the same as getting a 2 in any other ten point scale.

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>Im_glad_its_over.png

FUCKING HOW?!

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>it's okay when Reddit does it

where'd you think that 1.5 mil went?

THE PUBLIC WILL EAT IT UP, THE HYPE IS TOO STRONG TO CONTAIN

The power of massive advertising

We haven't lost money!

>tfw missed the first few threads and have no idea what's going on
I hope this is a continuation of the threads from last week and not a new game.

Can we make a Dr. Whootie sequel now we need some dosh

If you count in the booth then this was a disaster

If you take account of the fact that we dropped 1.5 million advertising it, yes, we did lose a lot of money.

WE CAN STILL FIX THIS

>it was alright - journalists
ayy lmao, nicely done

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It's time

We made the true successor to DMC, then nearly went bankrupt advertising a cyberpunk strategy for kids

Resdit Inc made a Cyberpunk Strategy Text game on a handheld for babbies

>Dystopia 2

WHOOTIE 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO HERE WE COME

Make a sequel to Dystopia.

make a sequel of the first game you made

Sequel to B4h-BY's First Dystopia

seconding

DO IT

Nice. Last thing I remember about last week was hunting

sequels cash in now :D

On a handheld and text-only, with no savestates

Oh boy time to make sequels of those life/strategy games

wew

DMC5 2

Sepuko simulator 2 is green-lit

B4h-BY's second Dystopia

too soon

>Star Games: What on earth made you create a cyberpunk text-only strategy game for kids?
>Reddit Inc.:

top lel

I'm gonna list all the games we made until now in the next post so we can choose a sequel. In the meanwile

warn them

Sue them

sue

Warn

It's a trash game, let them

Crack their necks.

GAS THE PIRATES
COPYRIGHT WAR NOW

We need to stop developing PC games

do not sue, don't be nintendo.

sue for shekels

Sue 'em for all their worth

Warn, if they do it again, ban them. The third time, sue em.

Sue their asses