Beat a rat

>beat a rat
>get a sword

>old man trains you in muay thai for your sister's panties

>fuck your own mother
>get a sister

>collect boar hooves
>kill boar
>no hooves drop

>kill mudcrab
>loot 347 gold

>beat a sword
>get a rat

...

>beat a sword with a rat

Name one(1(uno(eins(I(jednu))))) game where all of this happens.

>Kill a spider
>It drops a zweihander
Fucking Dark Souls 2.

>sword that costs way more than you could possibly have
>by the time you have enough to buy it, you've already found a better sword

What's the problem here?
It could drop up to 3

Dark Souls 2 has petrifying little goblin enemies around Aldia's Keep that drop the most random shit - all of the Black Knight weapons and some other stuff. And the Parasite Spiders in Brightstone Cove drop rapiers, zweihanders, etc as well.

i wouldn't buy anything, and save my precious dosh for future vendors

oh shit my time to shine

>kill a wild animal
>it turns into coins

I use my fists and sometimes my fists. What are swords?

gay. this drawing sucks. do you have a personality of your own or do you just live to pander

fuck off
we've already done this probably a hundred times already

>beat a sword
>get a rat

>fuck your own mother
>get a sister and daughter
>fuck your sister
>get a daughter, granddaughter and neice

>not buying every weapon

Are you even autistic?

i dont give a fuck about anything in this game anymore, everything can stay unfinished I just want more events with Jane? Jude? and more backlash from cucking the fuck out of your overweight friend.

What happens if you fuck your aunt?

You get a sword.

>Mystic Sword of Decay
>Each kill has a 50% chance to summon a hell-rat familiar for 60 seconds

Is the mom route even fully in the game? I tried playing but I can't seem to get the prompt to fap with her panties again
Had to resort to fapping to the kissing lessons
several times