Night in the Woods dating game

>Night in the Woods dating game
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

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Gay

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Bea is so cute I wanna date her

Do you play as Mae, or are these screenshots going through Mae's route? Kinda unclear

You can date Mae
Apparently it takes place four years after NITW

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Thx for posting pics from your press kit

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Anyone could have guessed that

I FUCKING HATE THESE GAMES

Every time I play one I get the balls to go to a bar or a restaurant in real life and it's NOTHING LIKE HOW THEY TURN OUT. Are they made to make you depressed? Real people are so fucking dumb, you can never find a group of them where everyone has validated actions. Someone always wants to make shit hard for everybody. I just don't understand

hold me Sup Forums

>real people are not like computers

Well, this is something I never knew I wanted.

>you can never find a group of them where everyone has validated actions
>validated actions

What the fuck am I reading?

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i never thought i would think computers feel more love that actual humans.

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everyone just sits on their butts and drinks heavily and duuuuude listen to this sooooong. See how it talks about how life is an illusion? There's no right and wrong man! Woooowwww, I'm gonna go smoke a cigarette. Can I please smoke in your house? Psssshhhh your landlord will never know! Oh shit I burnt a hole in your carpet... What? You can pay for it, you have a job!

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Do you have autism? If you don't like normies then make friends on Sup Forums but I doubt you'd even be friends with yourself.

>millennials: the game - choose who to fuck edition

if you can't homewreck gregg and angus this will be a shit fangame

Word on the street is Angus has a dank ass

>Making friends with people on a board like this, who often more than not are annoying to deal with because they can't say anything else but memespeak

Yeah and no.

>implying you are not also a millennial

>girl
trashed

>Playing sjw games

How is NITW an SJW game?

Mae is bae

THE MATRIX WAS A GOOD MOVIE

What

Get out newfag

>All this shilling samefaggotry

What

I don't like the artstyle honestly.
And by screenshots there are no persons I would like to date in this game.
Pass for me I guess.
But Furries are desperate so they will make it top seller no doubt

The dev is full on "punch a nazi and if you're to the right of stalin or disagree with me you're automatically a nazi"
Quite disgustingly so

>ywn go to the snack falcon with Mae

So is like in Beta? Or is just a bunch of art right now? Download when

chek my five

Its just art and some production screenshots right now

imagine being so lonely you look at computers and see people

I-I'd play it.

>No "And I eat trash" option

Why would I want to date the most repulsive cast in all of media? I would rather play a fucking Battleborn dating sim.

>Not maining Dae

We WUZ FEMINISTS!

tfw no bea gf

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So is this a fangame or is it made by the same team that did the game itself? This is important.

Fangame

>this shit gets a dating sim
>but there still isn't a dating sim where you date monsters
Wow.

Why would I want to date a bunch of characters to hate themselves?

I don't think any of the characters hate themselves.

Maybe Gregg

How is it a "game" if there is no gameplay?

There is gameplay. Its a platformer

I thought when you miss a platform in a platformer you take damage or have to restart.

>I thought when you miss a platform in a platformer you take damage or have to restart.
You have to restart whatever you are climbing

This. These characters remind me of the people from my hometown. I flew 13000km to get away from those types of losers. Why would I spend money to date furbait versions of them?

Trash it.

how did you miss bea's whole thing?
tfw no alligator gf to smoke and be annoyingly self-loathing with

Do you really want the communist dev of the original on this?

I just want sex scenes included and no political shit.

They better have a three-way route with Gregg and Angus.

I thought she hated the fact her mother died and that she was stuck running the store while her father was a depressed sack of shit instead of going to college

i mean she seemed to hate her life because of her father, college, and other shit like the molester she works with
not much difference from hating yourself

>shit like the molester she works with
excuse me

im not misremembering right
there was that scene where she opens up to mae about some guy she works with who when she was younger her father told her to stay away from him but they can't fire him because he's one of their best employees

desu, its quite possible
I played the game twice all the way though and I didn't know you could hang out with Germ or there was a way to go to Beas for dinner

>germ
yeah me too - i totally missed that until i caught it on a youtube video, same with the first two times you hang out with lori
too bad that that whole setting and characters are probably finished n whatnot

Is this offical? Night of the Woods was comfy, and had some great characters.

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So big who cares. It won't have the writing that made Night in the Woods good.

I would really want for this to not exist at all.

I never played the first game but I honestly hope so. And the art looks so much cuter in this one.

I don't think I could handle any more of that game's dialogue if I tried, I mostly just stuck with it because it looked pretty.

I'm always reminded of that really long "just kill yourself" trollpasta (troll because of suicide recommending, not because it isn't factual) that really breaks down why so many kids raised on fiction can't handle the fact that real life interactions are meaningless, 99% of dialog is meaningless, and nobody will think about anything 1/10th as introspectively as you do

Best boi right here

>people ACTUALLY hung out with B for any reason
>any reason being just that they wanted to fuck her

I seriously hope you're not implying you hung out with the fag brigade whenever given the chance to not do so.

Mae needs to be THICKER.

She's already pretty thick. Not thicc, thick.

I hung out with Bea because I related to her way too hard and wanted to hope there was some light at the end of that tunnel in her story.

based on first impressions

option a:
>"like, omg, i'm so fucking triggered right now, can you like, not, seriously, just get out of my car just get the fuck out i can't even"

option b:
>"fuck yeah good to see you again, let's hang out soon"

there is NO reason to choose goth gurrl over the fagboys

LIKE UGH WAFFLES TACOS UGH UGH UGH

to be fair mae is extremely thick-headed so i don't blame bea for being angry a lot

And Bea is going through a lot of stuff for someone so young, with more bad stuff seemingly just around the corner.

Another quality post from user

>"like, omg, i'm so fucking triggered right now, can you like, not, seriously, just get out of my car just get the fuck out i can't even"
1) Be doesn't talk like that
2) MAE LITERALLY FORGOT THAT BEAS MOTHER HAD DIED. SHE MIGHT BE A LITTLE PISSED OFF

Did she forget or just not know since that was around the time she went psycho?

She forgot

>No "Let's go look for jobs and plan our futures like sensible adults" option
Still shit