Look what just came in the mail

What could it be?

Dubs say skip the bs and post the contents.

5 says it's porn

Thanks for showing the code.
It's my package now.

3 says it's half life 3

AWWW SHIT

...

black person

Let's take a peek

I bet it's a shitty console game no one cares about like skyrim: retarded fuck bought it again edition.

Dragon dildos

the 3ds game is metroid

ps4 game, wiiu game and a dvd?

>its games
boooooooooooooring

>Samus Returns
>Bayonetta 2
>Gravity rush 2

...

>its trash
lmao

>he bought a pii u
>he bought nogamestation 4
Smh.

OH SHIT
2/3
not bad.

Really close but i hate weebshit

>3 image long unboxing
cmon dude you have no sense of suspense

At least he didn't spend an hour doing it.

are you a black person

>gero
It's kero

No

>hate weebshit
>buys Bayonetta and Metroid
wew

neither extreme is any fun though

can I see your hand

How are they weebshit you mongoloid fag, you don't even deserve a (you)

I got one of these in the mail earlier, should've done an unboxing.

Literally got it for 2$ from some chinese site.

How is bayonetta not weebshit you turbo homo

that's pretty cute user, how big is it?

...

stop biting your fingers.

The one I bought was only small, like 8 or 9 inches long or something.

sounds gay

>small
>8 or 9 inches

>you don't even deserve a (you)
It's almost like you shouldn't have even said anything.

You sound gay.

Maybe 7, I dunno.
Remember it is a fairly vertical character, so while being tall it is thin.

Time to end it all, lads

>no one commenting on the different sizes

really?

>not a legacy edition

What are you doing, user?

I had a dream where I got a video game in the mail and then I woke up and didn't have the game :(

what game?

Mary Skelter Limited Edition. It comes out on Tuesday so SOON. But I guess I was too excited and dreamt about it.