Tell me about Samus, why does she wear the suit?

Tell me about Samus, why does she wear the suit?

To not walk around naked, I guess.

if this is a porn thread just dump your pics

Hyper adaptable suit with infinite energy, lets you move at mach 11, can basically fly, and allows you to destroy the second most dangerous parasites in the galaxy? Can't imagine why she'd wear the suit.

It doesn't matter who she is, what matters are her tits

i like her tits and hips

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ALOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED GUN

So much loyalty you'd continue to work for the same people who tried to kill, arrest, and then kill you again a few months prior?

If I honk your tits, will you die?

It would be extremely painful.

Where's my /ss/ Samus?

Real Samus.

Because wearing a loose t-shirt and jeans underneath a power suit for 8 hours while you jump around and morph into and out of a ball would probably suck ass?

Uh.. Thats 3DPD Samus, not real Samus.

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Naw.

>nose piercings
The only real crime here

That isn't a bad costum-
>nose rings
While ruin your face with nose rings?
Does anyone at all find that attractive?

I've never met person who thought "hey I look sexy wearing diamonds on my nose"

Who drew this?

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>bitch about """""cultural""""" appropriation
>do it yourself

Sheeeeeeeit

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For extra credit. When she goes to a planet inhabited by degenerates she turns the suit inside out and allows people to lick the inside fabric for 10 000 credits a lap.

Better 3DPD Samus

WE WUZ BOOY HUNTERS AND SHIEEEET

>fat samus

>woah damn she's hot
>she's actually chubby/fat/bigger than what I like

Fucking momokun

Why is porn of Samus so bad and scarce?

MOMMY!