How would you make an IT video game?

How would you make an IT video game?

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with an 11 year old kid orgy

Definitely not by making a 4v1 multiplayer piece of shit.

It would suck dick, it's just a story

You play as pennywise trying to lure children to their death. It's a tactical puzzle game. You have to stalk them, learn their likes and dislikes, use their dislikes to seclude them and then their likes to lure them.

I'd make it a DDR clone.

It's a phone game where you take pictures of kids to please the clown.

>it's an M-rated version of Sneak King
Holy fuck yes

vr jumpscare walking sim to appeal to the retarded kids who liked this shlock

This is probably the one way you could make a good IT game, any game where you're a kid and try to fight IT would be a disaster.

A game where if you see a mountain in the distance, you can climb it.

Make it confusing, waaay to long and a shit story that falls apart halfway through.

This isn't a hentai mate, that kind of thing doesn't happen in Western literature or media.

It literally happens in the book

this

He's talking about the gangbang scene from the book.

Being totally serious, this sort of story doesn't fit well into the medium of vidya.

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shit tier game
make a platformer where you kill clowns. Will sell like crazy.

god tier game
sort of like the sims. You play as IT and you live down in the sewers. Your job is to make peoples lives in the little town as shitty as possible. Will flop because it's too wierd and complex.

>Make it confusing, waaay to long and a shit story
Are you seriously implying that it had a hard to digest story?

>Getting confused by IT
God damn did you play test Half Life 2 by any chance?

>doesn't happen in Western literature
That's all it is
its full of underage sex

>He doesn't know about the kid orgy

Fighter game with a lot of spooky charcaters like that Mortal kombat expansion

>her

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>that kind of thing doesn't happen
On coke it does.

Is this a meme or did it actually happen?
I bet she just gave each of them a kiss or some thing and you guys are twisting it.

Based King

it would be a dumb tell tale game

ahahahahaha

I want to say it makes more sense in context

I really WANT to say that but I can't lie to you user

there is literally a gay handjob between two 12 year old boys

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It actually fucking happened. You can read about it on wikipedia.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It_(novel)

Kiss me fatboy!!!

> After the battle, the Losers get lost in the sewers until Beverly has sex with all the boys to bring unity back to the group.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It_(novel)

EXCUSE ME SIR! DO YOU HAVE PRINCE ALBERT IN A CAN?

>Orgy in a fucking sewer
Jesus fuck King

Any other instance it would just be a meme

but not here

Yes, I do.

This was when King was snorting coke 24/7

Hell, he says that he was so coked up that he has zero recollection of even writing Cujo

fuck off Sup Forums

man this movie wasn't even scary. Maybe i should look through the lens of my younger self to get scared

>No orgy in the movie
Maybe it'll be a deleted scene in the unrated bluray release.

>coke makes you a pedo
I don't think that's how it works son.

>love writing smutty guro doujin story lines
>completely disgusted when excessive bloody violence or needless sex is thrown into something that isn't marketed as smut or porn
I just think the two shouldn't cross. Fuck, even in a comic book project I worked on, all of the dismemberment and gore is blacked out, off to the side, and or left to the imagination.

Definitely happens in the book, King is a talentless hack who's been promoted by Hollywood for his degeneracy, anti-American sentiment, and pedophilia.

The Shining:
>plot infers that the paranormal events in the movie are a figment of the boy's imagination and coping mechanism because jack repeatedly molests him. you can find plenty of videos on youtube and written thesis on the subject

It:
>little girl is raised and molested by a single father, entire chapter devoted to her getting a train run on her by the rest of her friends, including the nerdy kid whom she describes as having a tiny cock

Hearts in Atlanta:
>main character's friend is a little girl his age, she gets picked on by older boys in the park and they beat her with a baseball bat dislocating her shoulder, protag finds her and brings her to the magic old man from another dimension who happens to be his neighbor. old man cuts the little girl's shirt off exposing her undeveloped breasts and massages her arm back into place right as protag's mother who was being gang raped all weekend by her evil patriarchy co-workers gets home and assumes the magic old man is molesting the girl

Gerald's Game:
>woman is handcuffed by her husband during bdsm sex, she refuses an act and kicks him in the balls, he dies of a heart attack, she remembers being a little girl and being forced to sit on her father's lap while he pleasured himself and ejaculated on her pants, the smell of his semen is repeatedly described by the woman

That's off the top of my head. This guy's a hack who constantly needs to shoehorn children either fucking, getting molested, or being taken from their parents into his stories.

>When Sup Forums and /lit/ make a thread on Sup Forums
WOOOOOOOW

I was really disappointed that there was no gratuitous racism in the Bloodborne DLC too. I mean, what's a Lovecraftian story without a bit of NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER

Meant Hearts in Atlantis, not Atlanta.

>The Shining:
Pretty sure that's just the movie, King got asshurt about the movie because it portrayed the mc as a asshole.

>Zero recollection of even writing Cujo
Sauce now!

Don't forget the one where a man shoves a gun up another mans ass while he jerks him off.

Y-YAMEROO

yeah and he hated the wife. But he gave his endorsement to the dogshit miniseries from the 90's. All the best adaptations of his work are by directions who veered far away from the original story.

Holy Shit, the one time I was certain I was getting memed on.
Bravo King Bravo, some one get Shadman on this.
At this point anything goes

>Stephen King discusses Cujo in On Writing, referring to it as a novel he "barely remembers writing at all". The book was written during a period when King was on a cocaine binge. King goes on to say that he likes the book and that he wishes he could remember enjoying the good parts as he put them down on the page.[4]
> King, Stephen. On Writing, page 110, Hodder & Stoughton, 2000, ISBN 978-0-340-82046-9

No.
Now tell me the best way to learn dirty words in japanese so I can understand my maids while they tease me sexually all day.

>some one get Shadman on this
this

The Stand right? Isn't the guy who gets buttfucked is the Trashcan man?

this clown shit is fucking dumb

That's fucking hilarious

He wrote in a single night too.

fucking hell the madman

We all pre-order down here, Georgie.

You play the clown and chasing kids around the neighborhood and through the sewer trying to fill up your constantly draining fear and hunger meter.

Get Telltale to do it

>That scene when all Sup Forumsirgins pirates Skyrim remastered together in the sewer,

Any of you guys remember back in the late 90's when that dick King was accidentally hit by a redneck's van and threatened to sue until his publicist warned him it would be a PR nightmare for a rich guy to sue a poor man. The guy died of a prescription medication overdose about a year later and King was still livid that the township didn't have the man hauled off to prison for hitting him.

What a nice guy that Stephen King is. He makes a bunch of poorly written tedious books often peppered with child sex, and then wants to sue the pants off a poor guy who lives in a trailer park.

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By not redesigning the titular character to an edgy scary clown

holy fuck i need this

>Killing kids in vidya
Good fucking luck. Shame too, sounds fun.

It happens. Doesn't make sense in the book, but it happened.

Some people theorize it was just King trying to prove he was above censorship, which I guess he was.

>getting confused by the movie IT

does your brain not work by any chance?

you sound like a kidnapper, user.

>All the best adaptations of his work are by directions who veered far away from the original story.

I think it's true, The Shining is Kubrick's movie and only has the most basic skeleton from Kinng's book. Same thing with Tobe Hooper in Salem's Lot, in the book Barlow is a generic European nobleman vampire but Hooper said fuck that and gave us probably one of the best vampires in movie history. And then on IT, Pennywise in the book is actually supposed to be creepy and unnatural at first glance (like the new movie) but for the miniseries they just let Curry run wild while appearing like a regular clown. I can almost promise Pet Semetary must've veered from the book too.

YOU'LL BUY IT TOO
YOU'LL BUY IT TOO
YOU'LL BUY IT TOO

Sneak King for pc when??

read the book.

>King wrote him in the last DT book
>depicts him as a literal retard
>AND a unwitting servant of the personification of evil
>says he's not mad

Point and click adventure where a Derry detective is investigating the case of missing children.

Calm down, and stop locking your windows.

DOES IT WORK?

That's a good vidya concept

To be fair, I'd be pissed off too if a guy hit me with his van, even if it was an accident. Then the town going "HE'S A POOR DINDU HE IS A GOOD MAN!" wouldn't make me less mad, it'd piss me off that he got a free pass because I had more money than he did.

I get that you're trying to paint King as the bad guy, but being pissed off doesn't make you evil.

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YOU M-M-MADE MY BROTHER P-PREORDER YOU BASTARD!

FUCKING KEK

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He's not evil, but doing what he did was petty as fuck

Why make an IT video game when you can have IT making video games?

It's just Sup Forums spamming this shit

they and Sup Forums need to be blocked from posting on other boards.

She used to be somewhat pretty. What happened?

holy fucking shit

Sup Forums makes the best memes that need to be shared with everyone

Story takes place long after Losers Club defeats IT. IT reawakens. You create your child. Go to school, complete tutorial for controls in PE class. Go home. Mother requests you to pick up milk or some shit. Sandbox style Derry. Get a flat tire near the House on Niebolt street. Hear fucked up business coming from inside. Decide to investigate, your worst fear materializes based on some questions you answered from your psychiatrist in the prologue of the game. Something like that.

OH IT JUST WORKS, GEORGIE

IT ALL JUST WORKS DOWN HERE

Photoshop could only do so much, it's not literal magic.

Also >she