NO HOPERS

>NO HOPERS

What did they mean by this?

rare was shitting on sonic and earthworm jim
do you know what a no hoper is? look it up if you don't

>mario AND yoshi
this always bothered the hell out of me. Was it that hard to just use a different nintendo character instead of using 2 that reside in the same series?

But Yoshi's Island is the best classic Mario game. Yoshi has earned his place on the podium.

Cranky was ahead of his time.

What if Hyrule is a kingdom in Odyssey?

Swap Link and Yoshi and you'd be right.

Mario is the undisputed king of good video game series.

Especially after Breath of the Wild, Zelda's amazing too. Yoshi's had a few good games but he has a lot of stinkers too.

Sonic was never good. Earthworm Jim was alright though.

>link being a shitter as usual

the fact that the jab at sonic is so fucking blatant it's amazing

They meant to say that Sonic was never good.

>Rare gets stuck making Kinect sports and faggoty pirate games
>DKC is deader than ever after Tropical Freeze
>Sonic's still going strong
Nice try, sweeties.

>Sonic's still going strong
"Strong" in that it's still getting new installments, unfortunately they're mediocre at best.

mario and yoshi have separate franchises
that said yeah they coulda used samus or something

>Stuck making Kinect games
Not baiting here, this is entirely Rares fault. They could have made Banjo Threeie at any time. The "hurr durr M$ wanted to milk them for cash" narrative makes no sense when they made Grabbed By the Ghoulies. What money hungry corporation goes to an investor meeting and says "Make a gardening simulators with pinatas"? Rare got fucked by not being reigned in by someone with marketing sense. This is coming from someone who honestly thinks Viva Pinata is Rares best game.

kirby would have fit better since it had more games than yoshi and samus at that point

I just realized, I always took for granted how funny this bonus screen is.

>>DKC is deader than ever after Tropical Freeze
Tropical Freeze was only released three years ago, user.
And it's not like there's multiple studios who make DK. Just Retro, and they're small at it is.

>Yoshi
>Number 2

haha

>people recognizing Sonic's shoes
>but not recognizing Earthworm Jim's gun.

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Yoshi's Island had just come out when DKC2 was released.

Earthworm Jim had a mask with Donkey Kong's face with an arrow
Rare responded with this