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Where were you when Battleborn actually, literally died?

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Wait, this game was in production since 2012? Wow.

>has to reassure people the servers aren't shutting down
wew

Who is he reassuring

having graduated university I know how 4 years of work amounting to nothing feels

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>final update ever
>it's just a bunch of cosmetic shit
They've learned nothing, have they.

There are tens of players still enjoying Battleborn

ohh noooo!!!!

now i dont want to read. i know its the hip thing o hate on this tool, but a failing company is just sad news.

inb4
>buh bad buzniz bratis

First Duke Nukem Forever, then Alien: Colonial Marines, and now Battleborn.

Randy can't catch a break.

>tens
this is not a typo

Name one (1) flaw with battleborn.

It's genuinely depressing instead of funny now.

>is currently no planned content after the Fall Update.
so basically on life support

Thats the joke retard.

cliffy b

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Art Direction
Character Design
User Interface

those replies to his post are hilarious

What's Battleborn?

Woah there buddy, I'm just accentuating the fact that it says ten. No need to get so hostile on a Scandinavian knitting forum, okay?

>If you’ve been paying attention to recent news from the Gearbox Panel at PAX West, you’ll have heard that many folks at Gearbox are working on a highly anticipated project. Although I’m sad my time on Battleborn is coming to a close, I’m happy to announce that I will play a significant role on this highly anticipated but unannounced game, and I’m sure you’ll be hearing some from me again in the future regarding Gearbox games.

Lack of tutorial.

>steal money from sega
>get delivered karma as the millions you've invested is wasted

Lack of players.

To be fair if this was Nexon or EA, than this shit woulda been shut down after 6 weeks.

Huge weapon models
Poor marketing not letting players know what the game even was
Launching the game full price against OW
Limited game modes at low levels
Can be visually obnoxious to look at.

It's just very underwhelming

Will you buy BL3 if its actually an amazing game with barely any faults?

>forums.gearboxsoftware com/t/a-message-from-randy-varnell/1637649
jerking off

>What's Battleborn?
One of those Humble Bundle fillers.

>I’m happy to announce that I will play a significant role on this highly anticipated but unannounced game, and I’m sure you’ll be hearing some from me again in the future regarding Gearbox games.

Thread theme: youtube.com/watch?v=uE8EhJ9gS28

Post blunderstruck

This is what happens when Jeff makes you his bitch on a global scale

Havinfg to unlock characters

youtube.com/watch?v=IBN7dKjx8CE

>unlocking characters
>unlocking inventory slots
>grinding currency to unlock chests
All in a full price $60 game

I want to bring you all that is in my heart
I want to give you my everything
But I've failed you so many times
How can I stand here?
How can I stand here before you?

HOW CAN I STAND HERE BEFORE YOU?
WHEN I BEGAN TO STEAL
WHAT ONLY BELONGS TO YOU
WHAT ONLY BELONGS TO YOU

I am able to bring you
NOTHING THAT ISN'T ALREADY YOURS
I am so ashamed, I AM SO ASHAMED
OF WHAT I EVER CALLED MY OWN

TAKE WHAT I HAVE
TAKE THESE BROKEN REMAINS
WHAT CAN I GIVE TO YOU
THAT YOU DON'T ALREADY DESERVE?

YOU LAID DOWN YOUR LIFE
WHEN I REFUSED TO GIVE MINE

Randy's rich. I doubt he has that much of a turbulent ego over BB failing

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>It’s been a while since I’ve communicated with you directly, so I wanted to take the opportunity to write to you as Battleborn rounds another milestone in its life.
Life? HAHAHAA

Then Duke Nukem 3D world tour selling around 300 copies, then Bulletstorm HD selling 1000 and then you have Randy publishing we happy few and the developers having to state that Randy has nothing to do with the game

>good team that cares about the game

>Horrible characters
>Horrible voice acting
>Horrible HUD
>Horrible gameplay
>Horrible way to unlock characters unless you pay to unlock them, and that was before the game went F2P
>Horrible art direction
>Horrible Gearbox writing
>Horrible cutscenes running at 15FPS with n-word music as background
>Going F2P one year after release
>FEMINISM IS AWESOME!

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>I doubt he has that much of a turbulent ego over BB failing
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>n-word music
m8 the fuck you doing

I was banned last week because of "racism", Im just being careful

just ip release like the rest of us

It has a tutorial. It's also unskippable with cringey lines and unskippable cutscenes

>KO
>PRESS RIGHT TO TAUNT

no need to go sucking dicks all over the place either, but that didn't stop you.

the cluttered UI

Not F2P.

youtube.com/watch?v=hfz2XOv_Huo
what an unappealing game
everything about it just screams "chinese assembly line game"

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Literally how the fuck do you get banned for racism on Sup Forums? Did you just go mega-Hitler in a thread or something?
I hope this trend will cause people to develop more singleplayer games instead of more shitty Overwatch clones.

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I got banned from Sup Forums once for asking if jews are white

Mods don't like niggers for some odd reason.

Even your impressive digits couldn't make me waste money on that.

one time I got banned for offering a jew a free shower.

Where was I? Watching Lawbreakers die even faster.

I'm impressed. Really, I'm impressed.

lol.

>Did you just go mega-Hitler in a thread or something?
No, I just said that Keiji inafune acted like a negroe by getting $4,000,0000 and giving a shit game in return, 2 hours later I was informed I was banned for racism

I'M SLOWLY DRIFTING TOOOOO


YOOOOOUUUUUU

Remember that is YOUR fault that Aliens Colonial Marines and many other Gearbox games, sucked. You're to blame for believing they are a quality developer studio and that they were obligated to delivering excellent products. YOUR fault!

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>do stupid thing
>"hey you're stupid"
>p-p-please no bully :( i was just being stupid

Savagery.

Please don't link to clickbait. Even giving them a dislike still gives them ad money.

>A CEO telling people to fuck themselves on twitter

Years of lurking and I'm closer and closer to learning something useful.

Daily reminder that Randy still claims Overwatch copied him

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It was either them or IGN.
Either way, he really says that in the interview, that he's not responsible for people's perception of Gearbox and that he's not sure why people expected a super quality product, when he was aiming at a passable game at best.

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Yeah, he said he was making a 9/10 game that critics would have rated as a 7/10 game, but ended up being rated as 5/10 and Randy couldnt understand why a game barely playable on launch was rated that low

It's in the rules, you fucking idiot.

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BUT WHAT IF
new heroe shotters copied already dead but he copied OW but he copied TF2 BUT HE COPIED QUAKE?,
what if every FPS is a massive copied the original quake?

Rule 3, flaming. Can we get a ban on this guy?

>lost to literal scraps from a failed project
Oh Randy.

But didn't Quake copy some elements from Doom, and Doom copied some stuff from Wolfenstein?

He also stated that he was a huge fan of the franchise and that he was going to do the series justice and all the typical promises from scumbags like him.

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Nice.

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Shut up nerd.

Don't forget they actually tried to fuck with Overwatch by tweeting some insults so Blizzard pushed the Overwatch beta forward to coincide with BattleBorn's release as a "fuck you".

SO IS WOLFENSTEIN THE FATHER OF THE FPS GENRE?

My favourite part was when the interviewer asked him if Battleborn would have been released before overwatch it would have been succesful, without knowing Battleborn was released 1 month before OW

It was released.

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Battleborn is going to the history books

>As of this week, there will be no more Battleplans and there is currently no planned content after the Fall Update.

No, Golgo13 is.