Your favorite game riddles

Your favorite game riddles

>last night i goldeneye 007 cheesburger your sister
wow

I don't blame him, I'd have bond burgered her too.

It's secretly pounded.
No need to thank me.

Last night I secretly met your sister.

>secretly (like a spy)
>met (past tense of meat, aka hamburger patty)

It's really not hard, guys.

i'll burgerbond you if you don't fuckin' watch it

>cheesburger
?

That burger looks quite dinky I seriously doubt it weighs a pound.

Pierce'd the buns.

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>bong burger your sister
???

>Last night I Pierced the buns of your sister.

Pretty easy, desu

>bond hamburger your sister
What?

Not a single Individual calls a burger a pounder anyway. It's not that, he's just a newfag who doesn't realize secretly pounded is just a dumb meme like this

Last night I pistol beefed your sister

>there are people on this board right now who don't know what bondburgering is

lol@virgins

you can't just grab 'the' out of nowhere, that's bullcrap

>last night I pierced your sister.

hownew.ru
>secretly pounded

>past tense of meat

Last night I PIERCED IN AND OUT YOUR SISTER

>Last night I James Bond quarter pounder your sister
What did he mean by this?

>past tense of meat
>not noticing the most prominent aspect of the left image
>not

time to have a fist fight

>last night I Pierced your sister's Buns

>Not a single Individual calls a burger a pounder anyway.
McDonald's Quarter Pounder

A quarter pounder still has that in it's name.
It's not like people call james bond secret spy man either, but this is a pictoral representation of whatever words make the statement make sense.

Are you retarded? A QUARTER pounder you stupid shitforbrains.

Nobody calls burgers pounders. Period. Eat shit and die.

why should I give a fuck what my slutty sister does? This isn't anime.

It's actually bond burgered

There's a bar and grill around where I live called pounders and the burgers they serve are about a pound of meat.
It's probably a regional thing.

OP you fucked up your own thread.

Holy shit guys.
>thsts the 6th bond
>thats the #9 burger
>last night I 69 your sister

its man sausaged your sister

how can you quarter pound someone?
you cant half fuck somebody

Why is it the ninth burger?

FUCK I TOTALLY FORGOT

Bond burger is my favourite position desu.

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Reddit figured this out a long time ago

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the past tense of meat is cow

>make joke
>dawns on you that you have to explain joke
>instead of removing the joke because a joke is never funny if you have to explain it, you remove any humor or logic the original joke had by trying to explain it

what a fucking hack retard

>replying before this part

OH okay, never mind. Gullibility and childlike ignorance are the masses' own opiate, I guess.

OP here

My favorite riddle was Silent Hill 2's hangman riddle.

Posting an image more interesting than your thread to bait replies is only going to bait replies that have nothing to do with your thread.

Enjoy your stay

This

This is autistic

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It's literally artistic, you autist.

where's an applause gif when you need one

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Did the Simpsons really get away with this?

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You're autistic

>Chuck's Feed and Seed
What's the joke???

he was the 6th james bond
That was a #9 on the menu

69

Tuxedo burger

FUCK OFF SPAMMER

>Formerly Chuck's
>F & S rhyme with Sneed

It implies that it was originally Chuck's Fuck and Suck

HOLY SHIT I UNDERSTAND THE JOKE NOW!!!
SINCE 6 YEARS I TRIED TO UNDERSTAND IT FOR FUCK SAKE!

>a burger in a little doll clothes tuxedo
>it's $12
>being overpriced is part of the joke
>it sells like bullshit

I don't think so. The store looks like a general store. General stores traditionally sell feed and seed, so it'd be a long shot to assume it would have offered something so nonsensical just because the owners changed.

You can see a condom in Chuck's front pocket from the ol' fuck and suck days.

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#9 burger on what menu?

It's a comedy cartoon show you fucking redneck

That makes perfect sense. Reminds me of recounting this one Simpsons joke, the one where Flanders goes mental. How's it go again?

>HEY I'M DICK TRACY, TAKE THAT PRUNE FACE
>HEY NOW I'M PRUNE FACE, TAKE THAT DICK TRACY
>NOW I'M PRUNE TRACY, TAKE THAT DI--

and then gets cut off. This completely daft bitch I knew at the time not only didn't get it, but REFUSED to get it. Some people, I swear to god.

McDonald's according to Reddit

ive been waiting to know this for 10 years, thanks bro

>It's a comedy cartoon show
Where are the jokes then

used to work at mcdonalds, there is no set number 9. The menu changes based all the time as sandwiches are brought in and taken out. The quarter pounder was #3 at my old location

Your smarter-than-thou attitude and willful ignorance has blinded your sense of humor. I'm sorry, you don't have very long to live.

typical response to bondburger.bmp in 2008:
>lolwut
in 2017:
>Are you retarded? A QUARTER pounder you stupid shitforbrains.
>
>Nobody calls burgers pounders. Period. Eat shit and die.

They said it was the #9 some time in 2007. I literally only looked it up because of another comment in this thread.
I really want a burger

It's not. It's actually 69ed.

Last night I dressed up overly nice to take your sister to mcdonalds.

Is there a source for this? Can't find it

last night i quietly porked your sister
what is so hard about that

>ALL THE OTHER GUYS'LL JUST FEED YA LINES

again, not working at mcdonalds anymore, but if you want a burger you should go for the signature sriracha if its offered in your location. Get it on artisan roll with quarter pounder meat. Its delicious. Also use the app, you can get so much free shit with it

>>>/gaia/

were going to need sauce user

I'm a McDonald's connoisseur and for as far back as I can remember the burgers are always towards the front of the menu. #9 is McNuggets territory

Speaking of McDonalds, could you guys eat for the cycle?

>Last night I the spy who loved me, burgered your sister

?????

>the spy who loved me
>Pierce Brosnan

nigga

We've changed

This Loss doesn't make sense.

go home kid, you're drunk

Last night I secretly pounded your sister 69 times and did wetwork between her buns

unrelated but I recently watched the ring for the first time and it was pretty okay. I wondered what would happen if you suckerpunched that ghost when it came out of your TV. It probably wouldn't hurt it but it might demoralize it or something. Maybe she'd let me live if I scared her haha. If I were a ghost and I got the shit kicked out of me by a human I would probably fuck off.
thank you for taking the time to read this post and please respond. I may be getting killed by a ghost soon so I need to know my plan of acti-

i got you senpai

Is this some new Nazi meme or something?

LAST NIGHT I SECRETLY ATE OUT YOUR SISTER

>not welcoming her, befriending her and eventually marrying her
Step it u-

This is way too obvious and terrible

I'll keep that in mind, but I've only had McD's once in the last year, and that was just to try the Mac Jr.

not gonna lie I also wonder this.
Like what if you shoved her head right back in when she pops it out. It might get you killed but it would confuse the fuck out of her if you keep on doing it constantly

>Last night I fingerblast ground your sister
And who wouldn't?!

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>tfw no sister

What if when she was crawling out of the tv you just left.